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"WHO'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW? PEAKY BLINDERS OR SAVO MILOSEVIC"

@Gemmill might be on to something with Nandy...pity she's not running for deputy..

Fistette gets back around 4pm today on the Lurgy Bus. I asked her what she wanted for tea and she was straight back with ” Chinese” Definitely mine.

Never was a name more suited to being said in a Brummie accent

If I’m suffering, you all are.

Girlfriend with corona I know, I know it’s serious.

We are all going to die for his stomach.

I have some amazingly informative info-graphics I could upload if this site didn't prioritize CT's appetite über alles.

That's an uncomfortably specific thing to know.

Trolled by The Colonel

Ouch. Got to hurt taking 1200 fans to the opposite side of the country and being well beaten by a lower league one side. They hate the Don again and missing out on the play offs now looks very possible. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people!

https://youtu.be/sHFHz1NQ0mI

it's multi-layered

have you heard the joke about the coronavirus? don't worry, you won't get it

Standers are immortal.

The HIGNFY account is trying way too hard to compensate for its role in Johnson being our PM.

I CHOOSE DEATH!

This is why it’s a big deal Patients in Italy who need ventilators are dying because the hospitals have run out of them. If you have COPD/Asthma or are elderly you have a 1 in 6 chance of dying if you catch the virus. That’s WITH treatment.

Let her spend the refund on something nice. I remember the only foreign trip I did at school, a skiing holiday in Austria. Snapped my leg in two on the first fucking run, spent the weak in hospital dosed on morphine but still in agony, couldn't walk for months etc. Anyway, the costs of the holiday were covered by insurance. Did my parents let me have any of it? Did they fuck! 35 years on I'm still resentful.

He sees things that would pass mere mortals by. He's a Geordie demi-God.

Parky is a bastard again as well.

I seen the goal, it's got to be the best goal in the history of football

Just switched over to have a look based on this post and missed Spurs going behind. Cheers!

Spurs already 1-0 down on the night Looking bleak for them now

Valencia V Atalanta being played behind closed doors in the champions league, weird as out as you can here the home fans singing outside the ground.

Shame on MF, shame I say.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/coronavirus-longbenton-high-school-italy-17896782 Famous. Posing for photos with the Knight Ryder next...

I totally believe it's gonna be shite and a lot of people are gonna die from it, but I don't reckon the UK is facing "hundreds of thousands" of deaths. And people are constantly saying to me "how do you know so much about this stuff". They say it all the time. I guess I must be a natural.

Aye, I have heard that smearing yourself in shit can increase immunity over time.

Putting her in the garage for two weeks does have certain advantages tbf.

Just seen the new Public Health England Coronavirus prevention advice includes instructions to stand up when you wipe your arse.

Wow, so it really could wipe out the remaining members of this board given their advanced age.

Cases have slowed according to official figure but they've taken massive steps to do so. The problem is when the lockdown finishes and there are still infected people out there. The current situation can't continue indefinitely. My fear is that it will increase again in the near future.

Affected areas in China are under complete lock down. Cases are still rising, but not as fast as before. Its really almost impossible to imagine how this wont become endemic though. How sustainable are lock downs like this? Can you see the UK following this? Like I say, the best bet is to delay spread until summer, these viruses hate UV light. Then hope for a vaccine before next winter. My personal guess is 100,000 deaths is realistic, and indeed precedented. We can cope with that but it will be shit. I really hope the mortality data from Italy is flawed.

All this because some Chinese fella tried to fuck a bat...

She can have an ice cream, a small one as it’ll be a weekday.

I reckon the actual Pope could do a better job

Still, at least he's not going to catch coronavirus seeing as his hands can't reach his face.

FYP

An indicator of how relevant they still are probably. Not to mention the special relationship they've always had with folk from Kentucky

Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz.

Season 2 sunlun til I die release date. 1st of April! You couldn't make this shit up!