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Lynn Faulds Wood, Bites Dust

It's Laurent, not Laurant, marra.

Is she called Dave?

Not related, but is @troopersitting in a bath of his own Jizz over this? I haven't seen him post in the last few day. Hope you and the fam are ok kidder

Just lock this thread now before it all turns to shite and Tom gets out his FB profile.

Funny how the rest of the countries “stay in your lane, you Geordies” sentiments come out in times like this. We’re not allowed to actually enjoy anything, players won’t want to come because the north is a shithole and we’re all too stupid to grasp that the Saudis have done some bad shit. I’d want to be cut adrift from the lot of them if I didn’t want to categorically smash all their football teams to bits in the next 4 years.

The selective sanctimonious claptrap spouting from all over the place is going to make the end of Ashley's reign even more sweet. At the end of the day their ownership of a sports team does nothing to reverse the history of the country, and there is absolutely no connection worth making to the club itself, much less the supporters of it. The new owners will want it to soften their image and change the focus of their international profile. You wouldn't expect that it is going to be a financial driven decision for them, in that if they invest significantly it will be quite a while before that is recouped. As a supporter of the club and the team I can very easily separate out the football operations from the owner, I've been doing it for years. It's not that I don't care who the owner is, it's that I have absolutely no say over who it is.

I’ve noticed that too mate. Took the laddie out for our daily cycle and it was noticeably busier than it has been the last week or so. Not only more people, but they seemed to be taking less notice of the 2m rule, too. All the lads in the pub tonight had noticed this too, and we were suitably pissed off. People are cunts.

As far as I can make out I f this was a deal to buy a house it would be not just exchanged but completed. The only difference is the Premier League check. If it goes tits now the media will have some questions to answer

Sadly, they both drank bleach and died. RIP

It’ll be a clean death.

Is that some kind of tantric wank inspired by Sting?

Same for the esteemed Ayatollah by the time he's done.

Will be a thorough thrapping of myself happening when it’s through. Scented candles, binaural audio filtering through Alexa, sheets down, the lot.

Peter White.

Some comic relief dog shit on TV last night with cunts like Lloyd webber on and Gary Barlow. Both tax avoiding cunts asking for donations. Get to fuck.

Me too

Fuck off you League One, paedophiie supporting, bitter, sister-fucking, Neanderthal cunt.

would

Well, just finished graft, out the shower, sitting in the garden on this lovely day with an icer. I think now would be a pretty good time to officially announce that Jabba has left the building and quotes are in to remove every bit of sports direct shit in the stadium.

He’s just over the moon that Bruce is going to be back on the market.

Don't Thrap So Close To Me

Thrapping on the Moon.

Was drinking when I read that. It's now coming out of my fucking nose.

Oh dear I can see your future Laurent and it’s not good...

Cheers Jordan. I was just gonna have a beer

Tonight @ 0000 gmt....on Apple+tv Edit: available for streaming NOW...

Not really. Man U have averaged around £12m of profit over the last five years and have a debt of £550m. Throw in the fact that the first team needs a reasonable overhaul and you'd be a long time making back £4bn.

I expect Martin Samuel will change his tone again when he finds out there’s no longer bacon sarnies in hospitality.

Nice! That’s George Berry and John McAlle, though. No idea who the other bloke is.

The switcheroo begins lads! Martin Samuel has started sucking up. Nailed on a load of the critics will be switching over the coming months so that they can enjoy their free tickets and hospitality, access to players etc.

He's a fucking knacker, mind. Honestly don't get it but he's on talksport so maybe it's self explanatory? I think they think he's some sort of wit? By their standards he probably is but he's genuinely a bit of a boring cunt iyam.

Still torn...I had to have several large whiskies before I could face the Tory cunts in the street tonight though so am currently in a “LETS SIGN HAALAND AND WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN SIX MONTHS YOU JEALOUS BITTER CUNTS” frame of mind

To be fair, that’s all Steve Wraith’s doing. Pretending to be Colombian by speaking in stilted English ffs

2+2 = twelvety

If anyone else is so bored they’re looking up pics of Olive from On The Buses in the nip, just know that it does pass.

I think these NHS workers are getting a bit too big for their boots. #stoptheclap

We should buy Norwich for a laugh. Push their tinpot ground into the river.

The same fella who also oversaw Scunthorpe's relegation to League Two? They must have had a lot of competition for him.

How does this keep getting better?!

or leyton baines signing by the end of the week

"t'CT is thy neighbour". This has got legs, I can tell.

Well, they'll need to make some new telly eventually, why not start with a classic sitcom.

He’s been doing them daily.

https://eu.kingsroadmerch.com/shop/artist/?id=622 these guys do official merch for a lot of "classic" bands and as i just found out they even have a european option for your side of the pond.