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If I ever invent a time machine I’m having the Luftwaffe visit that grade one listed bollocks

Wide of the mark, you say?

There’s a reason vaguely intelligent sports writers stick out like a sore thumb. You can count the ones that don’t come across thick as fuck on one hand.

although,

https://funeral-notices.co.uk/North+East-Tyne+and+Wear-Newcastle+upon+Tyne/death-notices/notice/potter/4756905 Only recently, by the looks of it. The Aramco Dolly Potter Memorial Park in the shadow of a 100,000-seater SJP would seem a fitting tribute.

Yeah, I'd probably get over it after the third or fourth premier league title like. Given that Strawberry place has been sold I wouldn't mind if the Saudis built a new fuck off 100,000+ seater state of the art stadium. They can name it death to all infidels then if they like

At last a kindred spirit for CT

My Mrs has had a persistent sore throat and because of the industry she works in felt it necessary to get tested, she registered on a website and went and got the test done about 20 min drive from where we are (Sydney, Aus). She could have just rocked up and got it done too, without pre-booking. Video consult with a Dr, then they conducted the test. Two days later had the result (prognosis negative). They've since opened an additional drive-thru testing centre that's 10 minutes drive away. We've got fewer than 7,000 recorded cases and 95 deaths a bit under half the population (45%). I've been following this thread closely, the incompetence from your government is jaw-dropping and in many ways heart breaking. Many here feel like our government was slow to act and that they have made multiple mistakes along the way, but comparatively looking only at COVID-19 handling we've got it good.

See? It wasn’t just me.

So they’d finish 8th. I wonder if they’re still going to be ‘a scalp’, and ‘everyone’s cup final’ in League One season 3.

Someone “stokoeshopped” them

It’s absolutely incredible that he displayed the unique fighting spirit to be one of 97% or so who have survived.

Ayles is probably mates with Bruce. I can’t imagine that anyone would thick enough to want Bruce to stay, given the appalling football he produces and general level of incompetence. However its all moot because he’s an Ashley “bargain” and any new owners will want a fresh start with a top manager. You don’t buy a hugely expensive car and then entrust it to a pisshead with no licence and a track record of car crashes.

She's never trudged through the 80s. Next.

http://www.arethebritsatitagain.com/

Leazes once replied to my mate with a massive tirade about Toontastic out of nowhere It went over about 8 tweets.

Tbf, I have to agree. It’s more a symptom of ‘them’ not being a big club.

Three seasons, have you forgotten 1987, marra? (I haven't).

And the fucker ended up not even living in Newcastle!

Let’s not forget that silly money allows for silly solutions- we can’t build any higher on the East Stand, but have a potential footprint on the other sides for expansion. So, we sink the pitch. Can’t build up, so build down. ( it’d take a bit of time, so we buy the mackems for small change, hoy a few thousand extra seats on for a season and play there- once we’re finished with it, we can raze it to the ground)

Dolly Potter. There was a poster on here who was really fucking weird a while back that adopted her name.

It’s problematic where the East Stand is because Leazes Terrace is a grade 1 listed building. But I don’t think there’s anything insurmountable at the Gallowgate /Strawberry Place end of the ground

I think people would have put up with Sports Direct@St James Park if it got us £50mil per season into the transfer budget

It's always a good question as to whether religious homophobes hate gays because their holy books say so or use their holy books to justify their innate bigotry. Either way there's conflicting "advice" so some kind of choice is needed which would suggest for most it's the innate bigotry option.

And their football team is called Fairydean

Just realised that by virtue of playing 1 game more than the rest of the league, even if League One promotion goes to playoffs via a ppg system, the mackems still wouldn’t get in

They’re seething about it if they’re honest. Good, let them simmer, the fucking troglodytes

You missed the part where sports journalism is about 75% complete fabrication / speculation coupled with fuck all else to write about at present

No mate, the context of the article is shite.

James Ayles from the Daily Mail has said that Newcastle fans are "increasingly in favour" of Steve Bruce staying on. The context of the article is that the players, knowing that Bruce will likely be given the rest of the season at least, will try to keep him in a job from their performances. So the context of the article seems to subsequently be implying that Newcastle fans want him to stay beyond the rest of this season. Have I missed something lads?

It almost looks like they’ve created yet another perfectly indisputable argument to prove they’re the classy, incredibly moralistic ones. They’ll never get to make that choice so can always pretend they have the moral highground. I’m perfectly happy for them to have it, I hope they get a warm sense of pride as they have Newcastle v Barcelona on the tv on a Wednesday night while they listen to Scunthorpe v Sunderland on the radio. This is a fan base that genuinely said they’d take Lee Cattermole and Jack Colback over Cabaye and Tiote. They absolutely cannot talk rationally when NUFC is involved in the topic.

9.

I’m fumaca but hardly post there normally. I won’t make any beer recommendations as they won’t be of any use to you. But I’ll make a shopping trip to my local beer market who has 2100 different types on offer. I’ll be well prepared on cansday.

Is he Newcastle Goals on Twitter now or something? Weird kid

I’ve never seen more Pampas grass in the 21st century than around Linlithgow ,Falkirk and Stirling. They must be hammering each other’s missus’ like it’s 1972.

Hope all is well Fist Galashiels is a fuckin shithole populated by utter cunts. It was the last town in Scotland to get inside toilets; to this day the absolute worst thing you can call one of them is a “fuckin pailmerk” ie pointing out to the scruffy bastards that they still have “the mark of the pail” (bucket) on their arses because that’s what they used as a toilet till relatively recently. We got beaten up in first year of high school when we played rugby there by their 6th formers who were waiting for us in the changing room. The test centre is at Netherdale, adjacent to the rugby ground where visiting fans are often heard shouting “DIRTY GALA!!” at the home team & their disgusting followers. Apart from all that, it’s ok...

Aye, 2 points from a possible 12 in their last four games has really fucked them on that front.

That’s all based on a leaked phone call mind. Could still change yet. Although it means the mackems would be fucked

Yeah, hope you’re ok MF

Its so crazy the contrast in articles about NUFC to the articles about others who are also “embracing the Saudis” I think basically like @Howay said... its the first bit of interest they have had on their posts in years so theyre using it as a way of gaining attention, at this point every man and his dog are using the Newcastle name in their posts to get attention. Over the last 2 weeks ive watched between 10-20 videos on youtube from People who have never had an interest in our club (including other premier league teams channels! 😧) titled ‘Newcastle takeover” we are the talk of the town right now and they all want a piece 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

They talk some fucking shit, mind.

And although Holt is undoubtedly a twat I haven't seen anything too controversial from him on the matter. He's quite entitled to point out the crimes and human rights violations of the Saudis as long. It's when people begin criticising us as fans for being excited by the future for the first time in nearly twenty years that they can get fucked.

It says it is written by Alistair Magowan. I thought he was an impressionist? A particularly unfunny one at that. If his reporting is as accurate as his David Beckham and Sven-Goran Eriksson impressions were, then I shouldn’t imagine we have too much to worry about.

Spotted in Washington Galleries bus terminal......

The jealous hypocrisy is delicious tbh.