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I supposed that's the best they've got since Wearside Jack sadly passed away.

Not footy related but thought I'd stick this here as it's on their football board. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/5th-of-may-hospital-opens-in-sunderland.1516147/ Sad twat is twisting about the fact the Nightingale hospital has been opened by Ant and Dec, followed by a Magedia rant (and why Kate Adile or Emile sande should have opened it). I think this is one of the saddest most bitter things I have ever heard. Incidentally, the hospital was built by Newcastle trust.

I hope all of you be fine.

The point is that teams wouldn't be playing in their home cities so that risk would be reduced. Let Liverpool play in Wigan and Blackburn to discourage the scousers from attending. Let Man United play their games in Manchester to discourage the home counties cunts from attending.

the rendering of Staveley's eyes is hilarious.

They reckon they're going to cut the furlough subsidy to 60% in June to "ease" people back to work - in other words force people to go back whether it's safe or not. So much for tories getting less cuntish (not that I ever believed that).

So she wouldn’t have been my Aunt .

As soon as the other guy mentioned is Pochettino, Steve Bruce’s career doesn’t require further analysis. He should take his pay out, fuck off & be grateful for the opportunity.

I'm hoping the season doesn't finish because I'm not at all convinced that we're safe. Our form before the break was pony and without the home games with the crowd behind the team I'd be hard pushed to see us picking up many points. Luke Edwards point about Bruce having us in a position of apparent safety so that the potential buyers were still interested is fair enough. But he misses the point that we have only got there through luck. Our performances this season have been by in large dreadful and the stats back this up. We are one of the worst in the league in all of the attacking stats and if I remember rightly, our defensive stats, other that Dubravka are far from great too. He will point to the only stat of any importance being the points on the board and the position we're in, but luck and effort (I don't think that even the most 'rabid critics' would deny he has got the players working) wont keep you getting points and show that you're worthy of the job. His claim that Bruce has won over all but his most rabid critics is either completely wrong or suggesting that the majority of Newcastle fans are rabid. He says his wife and her family are all fans and he has lots of friends who are too. If all of these people are telling him that Bruce has won them over then they must come from a completely different part of Newcastle to me. Because I am yet to meet or speak to a single fan who thinks Bruce has done a good job let alone that be the majority viewpoint. And I know people who have connections to Bruce's family who still don't want him in the job. The only assumptions you can get to on this is that he has a relationship with Bruce that he wants to enhance or keep, or that he wants to wind up Newcastle fans for click bait.

This sums it up nicely.

On that forum he ran where there were about four active posters he was at least two of them and would start threads then answer them using a different login.

Yep, In the same way people like Martin Samuels will quell their outrage over the takeover when they need access to the match day buffet. I mean that is literally sportswashing but what you gonna do?

She's on record as hating the place after her family were racially abused, isn't she? Spot a theme here?

RIP. (Record in peace).

Get your fucking Five Rider and shut your fucking face, metro boy!

It must be at least a couple of weeks since Luke has done one of these:

Star Wars Day was yesterday.

Clever move. When all the eggs come out with massive cone heads then no one will suspect a thing.

'So where are you taking me tonight, honey? Dinner? Cinema? Concert?' 'Well, there's these fellas with a shit load of Coke bottles and a multi-pack of Mentos...'

Behave man

Opposition deputy health sec who is also an A&E consultant in the constituency where she was born and bred & represents gets to ask questions about the governments performance on Covid 19..second clip is more instructive as it gives full question and Hancock’s scarcely believable response..

Those t-shirts The Viz used to do with stuff like this on -

People are absolutely moving about more, like. Leaving work today and it was like a normal day.

Emile Sande She's about as relevant as the rest of the list, I suppose.

'so-called accountant'

It was unbelieve Atletico fans could be at Anfield when in Madrid there was lockdown and we only have permission to go shopping (food and necessary items). Anyway, It was a fault of every country and every League that waited until the end. Premier League wanted to keep playing until Artetas positive. If you have to destroy one season... The best would be destroy the next season. Try to play 10/20 when you can (septembre-october for example), Holydays and preseason in novembcer-december and Start a new season with only 19 matches per team (One leg) like happened in Argentina. Yes. This is a shit, but is the only why to be right with all the teams in this season... Places to Europe, Relegations, Promotions, etc. We have to adapt us to this circunstances because is a situacion like a War.

"So well"

2 wins in 12

"so well"

Announce this plan on VE Day for maximum impact.

They 100% would, especially at the higher levels as you say. Any outcome other than playing the games at the intended venues at some point will see legal challenges.

Daft cunt next door to me gets out every week braying a saucepan with his wife and kid, then the very next day has people round for his birthday. You're in your 30s, you cunt, can you not miss a fucking birthday party? Fanny.

Aye, it’s well known they’ll peck at anything a similar size to a grain of rice, too. Best wait a day or two until you’ve lost interest in them, used them as a pizza topping, and bought a coal powered tricycle or something.

Fuck them, then. 11am. 2 minutes silence on your back door step. 3pm. Back scuttle the Mrs. whilst shouting “ “If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best grace possible.” 4pm. Beer and pies 6pm. More Beer and Pies. Probably naked by now. 9pm. Set up the decks and treat the street to some banging Blue Monkey mixes.

Magedia strikes again.

The pupil's revenge on the master. For shame.

Must’ve been excited about something.

No of course not, that’s just my opinion

Shall I delete the post Tom I dont wish to offend anyone mate

They hard cunts, or so-called hard cunts, obviously didnae fancy a square go with Paddock lad. They shite'in cunts, more like.

Went for our usual walk on Saturday, but earlier/later than normal, about midday. Lots of people out, fair dos, they were just doing the same as us. Two lads in their twenties approached, we stopped but couldn’t go into road because of traffic. They continued to get closer when one of them gobbed on to the pavement about six feet away from us, before they walked past within a couple of feet of us This comes after I was wandering down towards my gaff with headphones in a couple of weeks ago and two grey tracksuit wearing twats cycled past me on the pavement. I was listening to the most recent tome in the Trainspotting series of novels and suddenly I was giving it my best Begbie; “FUCKIN TWO METRES YOU CUNTS!” which I immediately regretted as they stopped up ahead and started staring at me... I crossed the road and carried on, still half a mile from home...they circled in the road up ahead, then disappeared over the brow of the hill...I got up there and they were stopped chatting to some other cunt, by this time I was on the lookout for bits of wood or even a fuckin traffic cone to use as weapons.. I passed them on the other side of the road again, thinking if this was where it would all end, and I hadn’t even seen who the Saudi’s marquee signing would be....eventually they passed again, but didn’t look back, shooting through the red lights at the cross roads at the bottom of the hill... I’m never listening to a fuckin Irvine Welsh novel again...

saloon doors open. music stops TT regulars turn and glare you ain't from around here, are you boy?

I think we suffer from reverse Graucho Marx syndrome. We wonder why anyone would want to join a forum that would have us as members.

oh ill accept it then didnt realise it was a forum newbie initiation 😂 thanks @Dougle i really feel part of the chat now, just to avoid any confusion, im also a male so no private messages asking for nudes lads 😑😂

Hope he takes his teeth out for it

Cheer for the good wishes lads. Still coughing like a miner on the Woodbines, but otherwise fine- it’s fucking exhausting coughing this much, mind, so I’m a bit zombied. Cheers @PaddockLad for the Friendly Planet guide to Galashiels I won’t be needing it though, because am I fuck driving to the middle last century for a test.