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I supposed that's the best they've got since Wearside Jack sadly passed away.

Not footy related but thought I'd stick this here as it's on their football board. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/5th-of-may-hospital-opens-in-sunderland.1516147/ Sad twat is twisting about the fact the Nightingale hospital has been opened by Ant and Dec, followed by a Magedia rant (and why Kate Adile or Emile sande should have opened it). I think this is one of the saddest most bitter things I have ever heard. Incidentally, the hospital was built by Newcastle trust.

I hope all of you be fine.

The point is that teams wouldn't be playing in their home cities so that risk would be reduced. Let Liverpool play in Wigan and Blackburn to discourage the scousers from attending. Let Man United play their games in Manchester to discourage the home counties cunts from attending.

the rendering of Staveley's eyes is hilarious.

They reckon they're going to cut the furlough subsidy to 60% in June to "ease" people back to work - in other words force people to go back whether it's safe or not. So much for tories getting less cuntish (not that I ever believed that).

So she wouldn’t have been my Aunt .

As soon as the other guy mentioned is Pochettino, Steve Bruce’s career doesn’t require further analysis. He should take his pay out, fuck off & be grateful for the opportunity.

I'm hoping the season doesn't finish because I'm not at all convinced that we're safe. Our form before the break was pony and without the home games with the crowd behind the team I'd be hard pushed to see us picking up many points. Luke Edwards point about Bruce having us in a position of apparent safety so that the potential buyers were still interested is fair enough. But he misses the point that we have only got there through luck. Our performances this season have been by in large dreadful and the stats back this up. We are one of the worst in the league in all of the attacking stats and if I remember rightly, our defensive stats, other that Dubravka are far from great too. He will point to the only stat of any importance being the points on the board and the position we're in, but luck and effort (I don't think that even the most 'rabid critics' would deny he has got the players working) wont keep you getting points and show that you're worthy of the job. His claim that Bruce has won over all but his most rabid critics is either completely wrong or suggesting that the majority of Newcastle fans are rabid. He says his wife and her family are all fans and he has lots of friends who are too. If all of these people are telling him that Bruce has won them over then they must come from a completely different part of Newcastle to me. Because I am yet to meet or speak to a single fan who thinks Bruce has done a good job let alone that be the majority viewpoint. And I know people who have connections to Bruce's family who still don't want him in the job. The only assumptions you can get to on this is that he has a relationship with Bruce that he wants to enhance or keep, or that he wants to wind up Newcastle fans for click bait.

This sums it up nicely.

On that forum he ran where there were about four active posters he was at least two of them and would start threads then answer them using a different login.

Yep, In the same way people like Martin Samuels will quell their outrage over the takeover when they need access to the match day buffet. I mean that is literally sportswashing but what you gonna do?

She's on record as hating the place after her family were racially abused, isn't she? Spot a theme here?

RIP. (Record in peace).

Get your fucking Five Rider and shut your fucking face, metro boy!

It must be at least a couple of weeks since Luke has done one of these:

Star Wars Day was yesterday.

Clever move. When all the eggs come out with massive cone heads then no one will suspect a thing.

'So where are you taking me tonight, honey? Dinner? Cinema? Concert?' 'Well, there's these fellas with a shit load of Coke bottles and a multi-pack of Mentos...'

Prefer ketchup tbh.

Nice to see Ronaldinho pop up at 1:47.

Mind, its canny funny they're rolling out the likes of Shearer, Robson Green, Jimmy Nail, and Tim Healey to the sound of Local Hero. https://nightingale.sparq.me.uk/ (About 11 mins in) Fewmin. They got Steve Cram on there to be fair.

Emile Sande She's about as relevant as the rest of the list, I suppose.

Never knew Sega advertised in the Viz. Great early 90s behaviour.

Doesn't matter, they'd be fucking you regardless.

I was sent a link to that earlier but refuse to give him any more clicks. That twitter photo where Edwards thinks he looks cool is hilarious btw. Presumably “what matters most is.,.” Arselicking his pal for decent quotes and scoops. He can kiss goodbye to that now

"So well"

"so well"

They 100% would, especially at the higher levels as you say. Any outcome other than playing the games at the intended venues at some point will see legal challenges.

A bit of dub.

Bismillah!

Daft cunt next door to me gets out every week braying a saucepan with his wife and kid, then the very next day has people round for his birthday. You're in your 30s, you cunt, can you not miss a fucking birthday party? Fanny.

The pupil's revenge on the master. For shame.

There's your new stadium branding, The Aramco Mohammed Shed @ SJP

But did he answer the simple question?

Must’ve been excited about something.

Shall I delete the post Tom I dont wish to offend anyone mate

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/what-if-short-wanted-to-return.1515879/ "Ellis Short, please come back, all is forgiven!!"

saloon doors open. music stops TT regulars turn and glare you ain't from around here, are you boy?

Cheer for the good wishes lads. Still coughing like a miner on the Woodbines, but otherwise fine- it’s fucking exhausting coughing this much, mind, so I’m a bit zombied. Cheers @PaddockLad for the Friendly Planet guide to Galashiels I won’t be needing it though, because am I fuck driving to the middle last century for a test.

And their football team is called Fairydean

I mean, he was asked the question. What was he supposed to say?