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To be fair in a few years time we might have to change his username to TrophyGuy.

They didn’t just swallow their shite, they sprinkled Parmesan on it, drizzled some olive oil and hoyed a cherry tomato on it. Then took pictures of their new shizza for everyone to see.

if that was a delicious marinade, I would slather it on all of my food

Always worth a repost.

I think it would be hilarious to see Atsu meeting Coutinho for the first time. Like Homer meeting Darryl Strawberry in the softball episode of The Simpsons. "You're Phillipe Coutinho" " I am" "Are you better than me?" "Well, I don't know you but....yes"

Imagine if the club they hated more than anyone became the richest club in the world next week. That would really piss them off.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/athletic-exclusive.1516472/ 3rd season of division 3 football for the mackems With the parachute money running out, and a number of players out of contract, they could be well and truly fucked!

If you're a player you'd surely get a buzz about playing with better players and put the extra yards in to be a part of it. I'd be genuinely surprised if none of our players at all ended up in a successful Newcastle United. Players can evolve and although most wouldn't cut it it's certainly not as cut and dried as people would make it. Every team near the top of the league will have one or two more average players who get game time. Few teams are blessed with superstars all through the squad. I'd be champing at the bit if I was a current player. (Worst comes to worst they could end up moving to a better club than a Mike Ashley ran club).

“unsurprisingly questions about the takeover dominated the session tonight.” Especially since it's described as Lee Ryder's NUFC takeover Q & A

What a day this has turned out to be, However! Donald and his stripper missus along with slick back Charlie still expect to receive a profit for this basket case of a club. Sad state of affairs but still struggle not to laugh.

Personally I now think they’re as brilliant as all the mackems thought they were.

I've got a hundred quid. That's non negotiable. Take it or leave it.

Oof

He’s telling the Saudis, who are one of the most criticised regimes on the planet, that they’ll need a thick skin. Bright lad, Charlie.

Think I said guys on my first ever post and had my arse handed to me by everyone. Sharp learned my lesson

Fish definitely calls people guys more than I do. Nailed on

Ok, there's men on here plus Cath, (a lass), CT, ( a Fanny) and J69, (an actual 'guy'). Breaking: And Trophyshy who is evidently called Guy as opposed to J69 who acts like he is. FMOP

Hook it to my veins

Mike Pence's press Secretary and Donald Trump's valet both test positive. Come on R-zero, you've got this.

So many of the fans bought the owners’ PR patter. Even down to how many got on board with replacing the seats and so on. I mean, I can understand them being desperate for the new owners to do well but they swallowed all their shite. Loads of people on here called it too, so it’s not like no one could’ve seen through it

At least they’ll be nobody’s cup final any more. Honestly, man, just when you think it can’t get any better down the road they pull another one out the bag. They appear to be absolutely cattled for the foreseeable.

Whilst inadvertently admitting he knows fuck all about the business he’s currently in

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/sunderland-co-owner-charlie-methven-has-warning-newcastle-uniteds-new-billionaire-owners-2847217

Shearer keeps saying it on MOTD and it makes him sound like a team leader in Wilko.

Some bloke from Dell. Oh hang on aye.......

Would keep them, we are desperate for full backs, athletic centre midfielders and a decent centre forward. Think the centre backs are probably as good as it gets outside liverpool/city. joelinton has been shite but would be pretty interested to see how he does in a better team with a better manager, albeit as a backup to mbappe

You have to hand it to the mackems like. They timed that poor run of form to perfection.

Exactly. It wouldn't be hard to improve a lot of shite we have. A chest drawers would be better than Joelinton

Other teams fans will say it’s TrophyBuy

“The Saudi Boys always had a big respect for the Krays”

Wraith’s next book will be “ The Mansour Brothers- Mecca’s Gangland Underbelly” They only chopped the hands off their own- nice blokes really, loved their mam. It’ll be his bestseller and may even reach double figures.

“ Don’t tell him Pike!”

It means "Donner und Blitzen, ignorant Englisher pigdog". Hope that helps

While they struggle to scrape together enough money to mend the lift

At least one of them is honest. “What ever method they choose isn't going to be favourable on us , let's face it we just havnt been good enough and we dont deserve it”

True. Who would you keep out of the current squad? Dubravka Darlow Lascelles Lejeune Fernandez Richie Almiron ASM Matty L Sean L Shelvey Id happily take Willems back if he was fit

Anyone else worried about how this Summer may affect the club? - Buying Khoulibaly, Coutinho, Cavani et al on £200k+ pw each, isn’t going to go down well with the rest of the squad on £40k pw. - I can’t see the likes of Richie, Lascelles etc. putting up with any superstars not pulling their weight. - We are going to end up in a mental situation where we have a few world class players in the starting XI and the likes of Astu, Yedlin, Joelinton and Manquillo plugging the gaps around them One of the main reasons we’ve just about survived relegation so many times is down to the team morale. Anyway, just some random thoughts. I don’t think it’s quite as simple as playing real life championship manager with an open cheque book

i think it's something you collect pennies for then stick on top of the bonty.

Straight from the Trump handbook, so probably Russia

Four fucking grand ??? For a telly FFS ! I've never paid that for a car

There's no guys on here. I'm sorry.

I am anxiously sitting twiddling my fingers and necking pints. @Jimbo and his telly update is urgently needed.

The Crown Prince spent more on an painting to hang in his yacht than he is spending on Newcastle United. The premier league are in a “difficult position”. There's gonna be brown envelopes going around that would make Fat Sam blush.

Because the takeover is all but confirmed