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There’s the kiss of death.

It's just north of England.

FYP.

And yet you voted for Labour under Corbyn, remember?

Is this the week CT finally gets the hang of this politics lark?

Fat little cunt.

Day 2? How did you avoid lockdown for so long?

Oliver was 'Wide of the mark', John Gibson was 'Straight from the shoulder and now Lee Ryder is 'The man that launched a 1,000 parodies'.

It was all his tenants had till they can pay him his rent.

Why watch telly to see women being degraded when you could holiday in Dubai and see it for real? SAFETY WINK

This is the Fop argument of football takeovers.

Shots fired.

i've never talked to them more, thanks to zoom and facetime. sick of the sight of them tbh

it sounds like they're making it up as they go along to me

Just get on the bus together. Sorted

You’re never going to get those plaudits, time to accept it

Can you imagine if he had? “Season 23 Episode 4 Neighbours From Hell The empty shell that used to be Gemmill is slumped in a darkened room, the only sounds are the gentle whirring of the Roombas fruitlessly attempting to clean up the piles of discarded sourdough bread which litter the room. Suddenly, a bang on the window interrupts the relative peace, and the camera swings to the slight gap in the heavy drapes. We see the top of an obese, cone-shaped head, bouncing up and down at the window like an excited child, as we hear a shrill voice asking, ”I’ve got a new metector, do you want to come and look for spoons with me Gems?” The camera cuts back to our once proud subject as he forlonly wraps the rubber around his bicep, searching for a usable vein”. Mr. One-Punch is gone.

Aye thats a weird one. Surely every competing club doesn't want any other competing club to be taken over by wealthier or more ambitious owners.

So why do the BBC keep pushing this? A state run broadcasting company. A state that engages very enthusiastically with the Kingdom of Saud quite happily when it comes to weapons etc.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52651771 Like a dog with a bone..... Third article by good old Aunty pushing the same agenda

I don't actually consider myself far left, predominantly because I'm not a communist. I believe in a mixed economy, so I suppose it depends on the extent to which most of the Scandinavian countries are 'far left'. EDIT - I'm also going to stress that I appear to have far more concerns about the economics of the current lockdown than most on here. If not for the fact that the Tories had devastated the NHS in the years running up to it, I'm not sure I would have been pro universal lockdown at all.

fo shiz

Spox? That made-up word can fuck off.

a sad day. buzzfeed news, particularly in the UK, has been a superb source, breaking countless stories and producing some of the best journalists around.

I’ve got about £260 worth

The snivelling little shit will piss his pants at the despatch box.

CANS ON THE BACK OF THE BUS

Lee “Geordie foot soldier, delivering scoops to his loyal puntaz” Ryder

I’m seeing double. Four Alan Olivers.

i can only apologize again and again.

Testosterone.

..."then i did my Popeye impression and ashley gave me the job"

Steve, how much fun did you have filming that Austin Powers film?

who do you think you're kidding with that haircut?

It's all fine and well announcing a furlough extension but some companies might not be able to last another 4 months with zero productivity.

Hey guy! You do the math!

But typical nufc

I actually quite like it but it's very much post-industrial, resolutely unspectacular, has no real public image despite its size, and its nearest airport is in Düsseldorf.

I’m completely over this takeover already. Fuck it

I've gone for RBL personally so I can get used to supporting a soulless new money club

It is very Newcastle to be finally be bought by oil-rich owners at the exact moment the oil market collapsed

Can’t be arsed with it now. Let’s just stick with crippling boredom and shit players.