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There’s the kiss of death.

It's just north of England.

FYP.

And yet you voted for Labour under Corbyn, remember?

Is this the week CT finally gets the hang of this politics lark?

Fat little cunt.

Day 2? How did you avoid lockdown for so long?

Oliver was 'Wide of the mark', John Gibson was 'Straight from the shoulder and now Lee Ryder is 'The man that launched a 1,000 parodies'.

It was all his tenants had till they can pay him his rent.

Why watch telly to see women being degraded when you could holiday in Dubai and see it for real? SAFETY WINK

This is the Fop argument of football takeovers.

Shots fired.

i've never talked to them more, thanks to zoom and facetime. sick of the sight of them tbh

it sounds like they're making it up as they go along to me

Just get on the bus together. Sorted

You’re never going to get those plaudits, time to accept it

Can you imagine if he had? “Season 23 Episode 4 Neighbours From Hell The empty shell that used to be Gemmill is slumped in a darkened room, the only sounds are the gentle whirring of the Roombas fruitlessly attempting to clean up the piles of discarded sourdough bread which litter the room. Suddenly, a bang on the window interrupts the relative peace, and the camera swings to the slight gap in the heavy drapes. We see the top of an obese, cone-shaped head, bouncing up and down at the window like an excited child, as we hear a shrill voice asking, ”I’ve got a new metector, do you want to come and look for spoons with me Gems?” The camera cuts back to our once proud subject as he forlonly wraps the rubber around his bicep, searching for a usable vein”. Mr. One-Punch is gone.

I've read the letter, it basically goes without saying that her accusations against the Saudi regime are fair. Unfortunately its utterly groundless in its relation to Newcastle fans and largely incorrect in regards the wider footballing context too. Claim after claim about being "tempted" by this offer, as if its an offer made directly to fans. We need to THINK about accepting it apparently, as if that impacts anything in this situation. "The rules of the premier league do not allow the Crown Prince to own and control your club." This simply isn't a fact as stated and it remains to be seen whether the PL make that judgement, but that has nothing to do with us either. "Your voice will be so very powerful" Will. It. Fuck.

Closer to the centre than the loons.

It’s almost like 5 years of corbyn was a massive strategic blunder

I also oppose components! Down with parts!

One was too many

I’m seeing double. Four Alan Olivers.

Aye, if all goes to plan I'd hope to get the Calmac to Tobermory for a day trip. Obviously might not be viable with social distancing and locals with pitch forks. I love Mull, there are amazing beaches there. From childhood I remember a place called Calgary which was beautiful. Then theres Iona, Staffa and Fingals cave. I doubt there are many better places in the world. Edit: sounds like you might have meant Calgary beach, google it. Yes, the place in Canada is named after it.

i might put my house on the market so my brother can come over

I always make sure I have a dump when I view a house personally. Gotta make sure the soil pipes work okay.

It's obviously a factor. We're 21st in the world by population but rank second in the death toll.

Testosterone.

Steve, how much fun did you have filming that Austin Powers film?

Everything I do, I do it for some bat related flu

Dear Mike

Mike Ashley can syphon a shite from an exhaust pipe for all I care. He’s had countries opportunities to sell the club & dealing with some proper dodgy bastards (naturally. Its no wonder it’s taking a while.

Summer of 69 (Corona re-mix 2020) I got my first real virus thing Got it at five to nine Coughed up 'til my mucous bled Was the summer of Bat chow mein Me and some guys from school Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married I should've known we'd never get far Oh, when I look back now That summer seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Yeah, I'd never wanna be there Those were the worst days of my life Ain't no use in complainin' When you've got a job to do Spent my evenings down at the factory And that's when I met you, yeah Standin' on your mama's porch You told me that you'd wait forever Oh, and when you held my hand I knew that it wasn't very clever Those were the worst days of my life Oh, yeah. Back in the summer of Bat chow mein

Hey guy! You do the math!

But typical nufc

Q. Why are clubs at the bottom against ending the season early? A. Because they (R)

"It's scary how none of us knew what was coming after it". Scary how many of us with a passing interest in them could see what was happening but none of them thick cunts could.