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It isn't short for Einstein then.

I'd love to know where they got the notion, tbh?

Wor Zaharaddeen is a top gadgie. His brother Juanoffthewrist lives in Spain with his lovely wife Beenflikka. Truly international family, the Wankas.

Well you can fuck right off.

I'm fully in support of the police officer here

I was in Malaga that week and the only place I could find that would show it was a dodgy back-alley bar where I was very much the only person who gave any kind of shit about the match, or indeed football in general, or indeed anything not tangentially related to organised crime. Was a fun night.

I read Paul McGrath’s autobiography a while back. Anyway there’s a bit where he’s on about his time at Derby where Schteve was Jim Smith’s assistant. He said he couldn’t believe the lack of respect the players had for McClaren

That gif reminds me of the time a mate of mine was on a dance floor and pointed at a girl, pointed at himself, and did a little hand shuffle thing in an attempt to entice her over. Suffice it to say that she wasn't having it

Hey! You don'ta lika Toto? Whatssa madda, you?

The delay has been down to the money for deal needing to go through their bank account apparently

I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment

If there’s one person whose views should be respected, it’s him. Especially after the sterling work he did here.

From the minute it all went tits up you should have left everything where it is. Fast forward to your actual retirement date and what is happening now is going to be irrelevant. You can't beat the market, just leave it where it is and it'll recover in time. Obviously your dad is closer to retirement but he should do the same, ie do nothing.

If she was black she’d be dead.

My new favourite thing is spotting people driving their cars whilst wearing a mask. I want to cut their brake cables.

I don't think that's anything to do with covid, mate. Try a shower once in a while, eh?

It’s alright for you premature baldies, I have a luxurious mop of dark curls that is getting way out of hand

I think you mean "soon to cross the Rainbow Bridge"

Enjoy administration

Hes another mate of Glendennings, so he's essentially fully verified as a total bell-end.

Good read, thanks

Aye that’s the thing, he plays up the massive NUFC fan card now but in his past he has definitely, clearly favored Manchester United over us, managed SAFC, turned down the Newcastle job twice. I understand the arguments he would make of why he made those decisions, but at the same time I’m not going to feel bad for him about losing the job as it definitely doesn’t mean what he’s acting like it means to him.

Please god don't announce it today

My kids have been at school throughout, haven't had much choice. I think it's been good for them on balance, helped them keep some semblance of childhood sociability. They have told me they would rather go to school. Year 2 and 4 btw. Having said that, the teachers haven't worn PPE and no temperature have been taken, the classes have been half a dozen kids at most, and they haven't been educated unless they want to be (oldest one has, little one is a lazy shit). London is now apparently down to near zero transmission, and young kids are not badly affected. I'm not clear what your problem is with having different teachers or the use of PPE tbh, this stuff keeps the R down and might be here for a while. Kids can adapt to it. But on the flip side, are you not concerned by the negatives of them not going to school, from their perspective? Do you think they will be able to adapt okay in September, possibly with the same conditions, after 6 months absence? Honestly, of I were in London, I'd send them in on balance.

Whereas it's been on the wane around here (not that it was ever anything more than a few people clapping while awkwardly acknowledging each other's existence for the first time ever, London being London). We're still out on the doorstep every Thursday even though it means we miss the first few minutes of that evening's rewatch of an old Eurovision. I reckon that makes us easily as dedicated as any key worker.

I think people like Methven actually get to the stage where they believe their own bollocks. He’s a cheeky cunt either way though.

NOW he fucking tells you?

fucking paddies.

Griffin?

I can’t even be arsed to delete it.

I’m starting to look like the fat one from superbad

Same, this lot haven’t got a clue. My hair is thicker than CT and it’s starting to get long. Good for running my hand through it sensually when I’m making Social Distancing, sexy eye contact with the sunshine fanny though

“Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is”

https://www.itv.com/hub/brian-moore-meets-kevin-keegan/1a8474a0001 Cracking interview. Weird hearing a footballer being so candid about wages and paying taxes

i do both of those things

Samesies!

Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.

Not a patch on AJ

Nice

I see Richard Keys has given up trying to control that hair growth problem.

TalkShite are reporting the Saudi State news are tweeting it’s approved. https://talksport.com/football/708232/premier-league-approve-takeover-newcastle-saudi/amp/ Hand lotion moved to shed.

The state of that rats-tail on the “brave rescuer”

Fist jnr asked for a Mohawk today, having grown his mop to Peter Tork out the Monkees length. Happy to oblige.