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Just the Guardian shit-stirring I reckon. It still hasn’t happened so they’ve regurgitated an old story. The ‘top 6’ supporting football hipster wank stains

They’re real- I’ve got one on my FB. This guy is a former copper, who’s been regularly kicking off about the “biased press” criticism of the Tory govt. Clearly the unanimous response from across the full political spectrum of this “biased press” broke him yesterday. (This was in response to my posting the picture, with no comment, of the Barnard Castle town sign made to resemble and eye test. )

County.

@Kid Dynamite, this is your field mate. ( mental breakdown,I mean, not knicker sniffing pervery ).

My guy, talking about myyyy guy, my guy.

*opens can*

Look if your not into balaclavas in the bedroom mate that's your business

My (Sinn Fein) MP replied to me saying ‘BRITS OUT!’

50,000+ excess deaths and it takes this for people to see through Johnson ffs

Chortle

I'm the last person to buy into conspiracy theories, but given we know the government started out wanting this to spread through the population, they didn't expect people to actually adhere to the lockdown guidance they eventually issued, and they now have a story at their disposal that's making even reasonable people say "fuck it" and ignore the advice... Now about that denpressure....

Fucks sake, that fella wants to spend 4 years supporting Corbyn Fucking relentless media negativity. And aye, it's draining indeed. Buckle up though snowflake.

'What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop mocking Dom now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will detail your every infringement of social distancing rules'.

https://apple.news/AwR20p0VvQWGXHecRi_nfzg I notice this has been quietly buried amidst all the Cummings stories. They can’t help themselves, these fuckers

What a pair!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/26/dominic-cummings-boris-johnson-terrified-sack-him

Ordered one each of ; Styrian Bobek,Cascade, and Lemongrass Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%) and Mango, Lime, andBlack Pepper Pale Ale 5 litre keg (3.9%). #fuckcans

I will!

Johnson gave the green light to Cummings tour of County Durham Cummings knows where all the Vote Leave bodies are buried

How generous of you.

Not seen it no. Neither has the kid though

Calling out around Wearside Are you ready for a brand new beat? Eternal Winter's there and the time is right For shitting in the street They're shitting in Roker (shiting in the street) Down in Pennywell (shitting in the street) In Hendon (shiting in the street) All we need is blue pop, sweet blue pop There'll be blue pop everywhere There'll be defecating, urinating, and spice being taken Shitting in the street

Bit off-topic, wouldn’t you say? There’s Borderline Boiler and Belta Minge threads. Or you could, you know, just not.

It’s just Newspapers filling the void, as long as this drags on they’ll keep coming out with shite like this. Any report would have to be pretty fucking clear, they have a court case backing their argument of no link up so for the PL to reject the bid they would have to be certain it would stand up in court, they’re not going to deal in assumptions.

This is absurd and highly unlikely to quell the anger on the Tory back benches.

I really hope the public catches onto that. He said he was keen to get back to work because there was so much work to do yet the first thing he did when he got back from Durham was to edit an old blog to make it appear as if he predicted all this. Then he goes in front of the nation's media yesterday and broadcasts his lie. Surely this has to be the media's next line of questioning.

I’m nicking that.

Those defending him are obsessed with the notion that other people have acted as badly with less media fury. The thing is though, I can't recall any other prominent figure who travelled whilst infected. Self isolating is a whole loads of step more serious than social distancing.

That was the tip of the iceberg. https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/vote-leave-firm-faculty-guardian-report-1-6637177

Looks like Cummings waiting to meet the Journos in the Rose Garden.

The thing is, which he doesn’t seem to grasp, he didn’t act because there was no alternative. He acted on the basis of things that might happen. If everyone did that then you can more or less argue anything is reasonable

Be fucking mental if he's got a dragon. I'll give it up to Bridgen if that happens.

Make sure you leave a steaming turd on Redknapp's lawn.