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Yeah, I think racism is over now.

[fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

What? Have I missed something? Where can I join?

I fully cannot believe you’re watching BT Sport, of all the channels, immediately after this. I’m amazed they’re not just broadcasting McManaman pulling the head off it while singing along to You’ll Never Walk Alone.

She learned that from Israeli special forces. WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP-SHALOM-SLAM-BOOM!

"You know what guys? I'm gonna have to go ahead and say no."

Yes you did. You invaded Poland....

Nadhim Zahawi somewhat missing the point when asked how it can be fair for a rich Tory donor to get this treatment when an ordinary voter in Doncaster can't. His response was that the voter in Doncaster can also attend a Tory fundraiser dinner where they'll find Tory MPs in attendance. That he thought that was the question being asked and this was the answer tells you everything you need to know about these people.

Shame he’s a dickhead

Well, time to avoid all sports media for a month.

My problem is I’m in a bubble or “echo chamber” of far left labour supporters. Now whilst I probably “identify” as far left I have a friend who is a councillor who’s won numerous elections & knows the political system inside out, every nuance. So every now and then he guides me about how unelectable we're becoming. He’s a big Starmer man, naturally. I worked hard for fuck all, every time. It’s a long time. Just look at the graph detailing families visiting foodbanks & how it has risen, constantly. Fuck it. I want a labour government at any costs at the moment. The argument to move further left will be a lot stronger when we’re in government & suddenly children don’t have to rely on foodbanks not to be malnourished.

Knee idea, have you?

A lot of “left wingers” who have been completely sheltered from the anti-Semitism debate are absolutely fuming. Other people are rattling on about labour letting Palestine down. Seemingly okay with the fact that labour have let the British people down for over a decade now. But all I’m hearing is the voices I’ve heard for years, friends & fellow campaigners. The people impressed by this kind of action I’ll likely have never communicated with. When campaigning I knocked on a door in Lanchester, a lady shouted “shalom” & slammed the door shut.

Have you watched Somebody Feed Phil yet, @Dr Gloom? I don't want to put undue pressure on you here but the bloke is a Jew and I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't thrown your weight behind my recommendation. It's all a bit RLB.

I thought it was mental that people were going radge about her praising Maxine Peake. All I took from that line in the article was that she was trying to say that US Police are receiving training from special forces. That it was wrong and that she said it was Israeli special forces didn't even register. But then half of twitter went radge saying she was a jew hater and RLB was praising her for hating the Jews. And now the other half of twitter is up in arms that she's been sacked because she was the last survivor from the cult of Corbyn. Basically a ridiculous episode that says a lot about the state of politics in this country. But on the plus side she's shite anyway so get to the back benches where you belong.

Just stop mentioning Israel and Jews in entirely unrelated discussions. It isn't fucking difficult.

My football knowledge is extensive.

This is the flipside of the "let's all have a staycation this year and enjoy what our great country has to offer!" line. People don't realise (a) just how many British tourists go abroad every year and are having to be accommodated here instead, and (b) that all the cuntish behaviour you see in Benidorm and beyond is going to be happening here now instead. Terrific.

Seems like Saudi Arabia are letting the Qataris know they’re pissed off.

Fuck off Liverpool. that’s all I have

They hired a hotel tbf. Still get them reported for not following the social distancing, get the title stripped.

"ends 30 years of hurt" because they've won fuck all for 30 years !

It boils down to whether you want to be a principled and ideologically “pure” debating club. Or do you want to govern, reverse some of the damage done by the Tories and improve people’s lives?

Starmer’s conduct since becoming leader, and this in particular, give me a sliver of shiny hope in the murky slick of matte shit that’s UK politics. He’s given Johnson, The Tory party, and Corbyn and the Labour Party, a lesson in what it should mean to be a politician and a leader. PMQs are becoming ever more satisfying as he baits the Skinbag juuust enough for him to lose his blob and take the bait, then he hooks the fucker like Robson Green on a coke-fuelled extreme fishing trip. Every time. This RLB business is another example of his consummate leadership- sees the problem, executes the solution, dusts himself down, “fuck you-what’s next?” I knew he’d be an improvement on Corbyn, I didn’t realise how good he’d be. I hope he doesn’t fuck it up with something daft, like sending pics of him sounding his todger to Dianne Abbott or something.

Love that saying

You're all welcome.

I was going to stick my neck out and comment on this, and then I thought, “ fuck it- Dad joke”.

Saudi Arabian authorities seem to be fountains of truths in comparison...

just finished it last night - brutal final sequence! loved the whole season

Twitter is going to be a nightmare over the RLB thing. Really sharp from Starmer. Shows he’s not fucking about.

I don't have a mask but I've definitely cut back on the number of lasses I open-mouth kiss at the supermarket.

Norwich isn't exactly the most exciting or glamorous place to be but next to Sunderland it is fucking Monaco.

Could have went anywhere but went in.

The names of the back of the shirts was for the first 12 matches, they're gone now, moved to the sleeve. I don't know how long the knee thing is for but Steve Bruce has already lodged a complaint about it to the PL as against Villa he wasn't fit to get back on his feet until the 15th minute of the match.

Thanks to the lads on here who donated by the way!

That's just about all he can manage without breaking down again.

Are you an authority on turds Mr. Renton?

NUFC Twitter calling for Hayden to get an England call-up are fucking mental, mind. He's a solid utilty player who has the occasional purple patch. He's mobile and recycles the ball well but I maintain he's nowhere near the player Rice will be, to use their comparison. Rice will come out of this lockdown as West Ham's best player; comfortable at CB and CM, good with both feet, good in the air, can carry the ball out, good range of passing. It's no contest. The thick cunts.

First question- “ Hands up if you’re not a cunt? “

Jesus wept

To call the US a banana republic would be an insult to any chaotic banana republic.

Alive alive oh, Alive alive oh, Stephen Ireland's two grannies, Alive alive oh...

Tbf he wasn’t able to process what he was being told because his granny had just passed away

You all type the same to him.

Still, at least your merchandise is selling well.

Attention doesn't bother me so just letting you guys know, if that's ok, guys? Guys! Guys? Guys, a little input would be a bit appreciated here.