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They’re such a bunch of gimps. Imagine giving a flying fuck what some bellend from London, Manchester, or Liverpool thinks about your fan base just because they support a club that’s more successful. I hope we get taken over and fans from all over are absolutely fuming about it as we start winning things. Genuinely think if some of them walked in on their missus getting her back end clapped by a bloke wearing a Liverpool hat, they’d apologize and tell them they’ll stick the kettle on so it’s ready for when they’re finished. They also seriously need to get a grip as well, they’re going into their third season in League One, and didn’t even get into the play off places in the one that just ended. Trying to compare themselves to a Premier League club is embarrassing, let alone to one that is potentially going to be the richest club in world football. I’m not even getting into that weird cunt talking about Nobby and Sonny. We’re not siblings, and if we are they’re the sibling we want absolutely fucking nothing to do with while they spout racist stuff and things in support of child molestors on their Facebook account.

It was at the last place thankfully. It might be worse here tbh, fuckers next door bounced round while we were moving in, invited us to the street whatsapp group and told us they do a Friday night curry club where someone on the street cooks a curry for everyone else. Haven't got a kitchen mate, give us a minute.

Is Sonny still fucking their sister, or has Uncal Mick ruined her?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mackem, 'Confucious' and his theory on life, Sunderland and Newcastle United. As the real Confucius might have said/say, 'Man who has head full of broken biscuits, often crumbles when faced with reality'.

Can anyone spot the flaw in his plan?

Time to get the For Sale sign back.

Bottom of the Premier League, then bottom of the Championship, then their lowest ever finish (5th in the third tier) followed by their lowest ever finish again (8th in league one). Hopefully they’re not done just yet

What that post really indicates tbh is that they don't care how shite they are, whatsoever, as long as we're vaguely in there with them. They'd be happy being the joint worst team in all of professional football as long as we were the other one. All this "Sonny knows his place, Sonny may be a fucking retard, but at least he knows to doff his cap to the big kids". Servile fucks. In my entire time talking to Newcastle fans about football, not once has one of them ever said to me "I don't mind how shite we are as long as the mackems aren't doing better". I know we all know this but it amazes me that they can't see it for the life of them.

There you go bringing facts in to it.

Dear oh dear, “Nobby and Sonny”. Just when you think RTG can’t get any weirder or more embarrassing, one of them craps out something like that drivel I expect in real life Nobby is what the OP sticks into his Sonny’s rear end when he gets back from the pub.

Unlike Steve Bruce who didn’t leave a club in the shit to join us. Nor has he ever annoyed or shit all over his reputation at previous clubs by joining their bitter rivals when the money was good.

Her bloke is a Chelsea supporting City Trader. You can imagine what I thought of him

Alex outing himself as a tractor nerd. I used to like them, but gave it up and took up sucking away cooking vapours instead - I’m an ex tractor fan.

Reckon we’ll knock a million goals past Spurs

The BBC giving the likes of him airtime sums the BBC up

So you think fans shouldn’t want him back because he did something you admit anyone else would do under similar circumstances? That makes about as much sense as the rest of your posts I suppose.

WTF?

If it's any consolation, I've never heard of her.

What the gibbering fuck is wrong with whoever wrote that.

Fosters? Well, Lah-dee-Dah

He wasn’t there under Rafa

They deserve it the Brexit loving Tory supporting racist pricks.

Massey Ferguson are the boys for me like. Settle for nowt less.

I dunno, I think she's doing a fine job in stirring the pot.

NJS is alright but I agree with you on Rayvin.

“Bruce deserves credit” is such an ambiguous & meaningless statement given how temperamental a manager he is. Rafa had a system which he worked at meticulously every game & a plan to go forward in the long term. He was also loyal to the club (against all the odds), recognised its potential & was inspirational when talking about it. Bruce, a much as he can be a laugh, is a chancer. ”Newcastle United is not a stepping stone” - Rafa ”At Newcastle we’ll always be looking over our shoulders” - Bruce

Wonderful to watch an enjoyable Newcastle game for once, great goals too. Thought Almiron's was lush in particular. No doubt Bruce on the whole has done better than we expected. How that can lead to some people comparing him to Rafa or wanting him to stay if we become the richest club in he world is beyond me. Give him enough time and Im still pretty sure he'll take us down.

imagine if MF's neighbour told him he was going to knock down his wank shed....!

'Who are you calling a twat?'

Make a Liver and Mussel phaal when it’s your turn on curry night. Hopefully they’ll never ask you again.

Jesus, I cannot imagine how hated I would be if I had everyone that lived around me in a whatsapp group.

I’d say it’s fine being a smug cunt if he took the rough with the smooth, but once we got knocked out the FA cup he slipped in a half cut jab before disabling replies .

I was insufficiently cynical about a lad named Brian who asked us to do a survey on brown rats. Hope that clears it up.

I like the idea that Rafa, who was making the team better every season, also wouldn’t have managed to have a better season this year.

What about the second half?

Pete Waterman?

He was OK iirc up until all that takeover talk last year, just before Rafa left. Think he was on some work trip to China and was totally out of the loop on all the rumours, seemed to lost the plot shortly after that.

Mission accomplished as far as the Tories are concerned

Ry Cooder isn’t it. Great film

I’m not sure what I’m asking for but yes please.

"I allow you to moan" is the very height of Deutsche Sexytalk.

Fuck. I am normally rather superstitious. Do I have to allow my wife to moan again next time?

Steve Bruce’s black and white army!

Btw, you know how we’ll inevitably get a load of ‘experts’ saying that Bruce deserves a crack if the takeover goes ahead. I wonder what the correlation is between that and those desperate for the takeover not to happen. I think you’re probably looking at two very similar data sets

The way Whelan defended that horrendous tackle by McManaman just after he’d been whingeing about how a bad tackle stopped him playing in the cup final back when he was a player. Fucking hypocrite

Looks a bit like the lead singer of the Flying Pickets