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It’ll go hungry in Florida.

I take exception to "arrogant"

"Saudi Arabia. The kashee-oggy bloke and the takeover of the cathedral on the hill."

Knight Ryder phoning it in after a weekend on the peeve.

Not my specialist subject subject to say the least. Hic. Lol, laterz

I hope so

Mourinho is a proper busted flush. Wouldn’t be remotely excited at seeing him here, takeover or not

The bubonic plague is a doddle

A touching tribute.

Is that a Sunderland and District Metector Club badge on his lapel?

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).

Plus the 228 Tories who voted against it.

One of the indicative votes would have been something like that but lost by a couple of votes - mainly due to the Change UK and lib dems opposing it as it wasn't remainy enough.

steve bruce finishing above Jose mourinho would open up a can of beans canofbeans

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He’s had thousands of careless Wispas.

To be fair to him he's looked a lot better out wide. Steve just needs to move him to a slightly wider role to find his perfect spot....

Wyki for manager!

Well yes, but in fairness I said you need a sensible manager as opposed to us actually having one. So if you know a player is prone to hamstring injuries and is playing a ridiculous amount of games close together because of a pandemic, you shouldn't show some foresight and consider resting said player? Clearly there are a number of things to consider apart from form and the apparent lack of serious injury when it comes to selecting players.

I don’t mind Jenas as a pundit. Murphy is a waste of space though.

Why do they think Watmore would have been a world beater? He was a headless chicken before the injuries. If the seats weren’t there, he’d keep running out the stadium.

Lots saying they were Unionist saboteurs...seems like a lot of effort to go to.... Fair to say the Scotland of 2020 is a very,very different place to the one I left 30 years ago....full of English cunts like KCG pretending to be porridge wogs for a start..

Quite a gathering he’s got there. ( btw @Kevin Carr's Gloves, you should get the next size up paper suit, looks a bit snug on you ).

Or, fuck the weasel-faced little cunt. (I’ve never forgiven him for taking Rob Lee down when he was clear through on their goal way back last century. ).

Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.

The bid Keys knew about before anyone else eh, what a shock. Between this and the threat they made the other week they’re probably doing us a favor and making it easier for the PL tbh.

Gents Theres 100s of odometers* for spinning bikes on amazon cheers * technical term used by us pros/just discovered by asthmatic Alan here 😆

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

Sometimes I pick a random page of this thread and read a bit because, wherever you land, it’s hilarious. In future, I’ll make sure to avoid Page 599.

Some twat posted revenge porn of a school girl along with links to her family and friends. I’m sure it’s in your admin recycle bin. But it’s genuinely the sort of thing that needs to be reported to the police.

Never been relegated! Other than that time he was.

His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.

Alreet Frankie Boyle, try and keep things light!

You got to love their level of self delusion because they sing their peado can fuck who he wants to but no doubt the PL needs their "history of unparalleled class and dignity." Fuck off you inbred clueless cunts.

While holding his little steam engine

Posted from his tank shed.

If you want me to trust you, you must be a tank expert. To be an expert, you must have spent lots of time studying pictures of tanks and that. Why would you spend so long studying something you think is crap? You’re either lying, not an expert, or a mental. Either way, Tanks are mint. ( My cousin’s step-dad, Nobby, is a genuine tank expert, and he reckons you’re talking out of your hoop).

Not to mention how ‘classy’ it is hoping for load of clubs to go out of business just so they can benefit

Can you two take this to the Ipswich forum?

That's easy for you to say

If I offer an employee less wage, less responsibility and have a history of lying he'll understandably choose to go elsewhere. That decision would be made easier if another company offered him more wages, greater responsibility and a chance to build something new. If you're criticising Benitez for leaving Newcastle you've really not been paying attention for the past 13 years.