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It’ll go hungry in Florida.

I take exception to "arrogant"

"Saudi Arabia. The kashee-oggy bloke and the takeover of the cathedral on the hill."

Knight Ryder phoning it in after a weekend on the peeve.

Not my specialist subject subject to say the least. Hic. Lol, laterz

I hope so

Mourinho is a proper busted flush. Wouldn’t be remotely excited at seeing him here, takeover or not

The bubonic plague is a doddle

A touching tribute.

Is that a Sunderland and District Metector Club badge on his lapel?

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).

I've got an antibody test this week. If it comes back positive, I'll be selling spunk shots at a fiver a piece. Taking preorders now.

Plus the 228 Tories who voted against it.

I told him a few years ago he'll sound that bit more Geordie if he changed his name to 'Tin of beans' instead but did he listen?

It's our fault. Obviously.

He’s had thousands of careless Wispas.

This isn't the amateur poetry thread.

To be fair to him he's looked a lot better out wide. Steve just needs to move him to a slightly wider role to find his perfect spot....

Wyki for manager!

Well yes, but in fairness I said you need a sensible manager as opposed to us actually having one. So if you know a player is prone to hamstring injuries and is playing a ridiculous amount of games close together because of a pandemic, you shouldn't show some foresight and consider resting said player? Clearly there are a number of things to consider apart from form and the apparent lack of serious injury when it comes to selecting players.

Which is why you need a sensible manager to know when to bench a player if it's likely they are going to overstretch themselves to the point of picking up a needless injury. Touch wood that won't be the case today.

Why do they think Watmore would have been a world beater? He was a headless chicken before the injuries. If the seats weren’t there, he’d keep running out the stadium.

Lots saying they were Unionist saboteurs...seems like a lot of effort to go to.... Fair to say the Scotland of 2020 is a very,very different place to the one I left 30 years ago....full of English cunts like KCG pretending to be porridge wogs for a start..

Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.

It'd be a terrible shame if Liverpool got a rocket up their arse and took it out on Villa.

The bid Keys knew about before anyone else eh, what a shock. Between this and the threat they made the other week they’re probably doing us a favor and making it easier for the PL tbh.

Gents Theres 100s of odometers* for spinning bikes on amazon cheers * technical term used by us pros/just discovered by asthmatic Alan here 😆

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

Sometimes I pick a random page of this thread and read a bit because, wherever you land, it’s hilarious. In future, I’ll make sure to avoid Page 599.

well imagine my shock

Some might say that bloke was A-TRACTOR-ED to farming implements.

Your wife? Well...

Never been relegated! Other than that time he was.

I disliked the cunt the entire time he was NUFC manager, he’s such an unlikeable, boring dickhead. I always thought it sums the mackems up that they fawn over him. Hopeless manager that’s living off doing a decent job at Bolton 20 year ago.

I was going to add "and all over the spoon used to do it"

His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.

I’ve ended many a Saturday night in the same situation

Alreet Frankie Boyle, try and keep things light!

If you want me to trust you, you must be a tank expert. To be an expert, you must have spent lots of time studying pictures of tanks and that. Why would you spend so long studying something you think is crap? You’re either lying, not an expert, or a mental. Either way, Tanks are mint. ( My cousin’s step-dad, Nobby, is a genuine tank expert, and he reckons you’re talking out of your hoop).

Not to mention how ‘classy’ it is hoping for load of clubs to go out of business just so they can benefit

All i wanted to do was talk about my beloved Porsche tanks . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

You’re so positive and sunny. Fuck off

You can just enjoy a win you know.