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Chance would be a fine thing

Thank fuck we’re fantastic or else this could be a real embarrassment.

Mushroomed that for you.

We didn’t have a team sheet today it was a fuckin suicide note. Away to Man City, let’s play one of only two fit centre backs in midfield and play a shite full back at centre half. A fuckin half wit could’ve fuckin predicted this, which is ironic because a fuckin half wit also picked the side

How can Mcmanaman say weve been fantastic? Does Brewcie has a dossier on Peados or summit?

Tbh the cricket was 0-1 for ages today

Yeah that sounds about right tbh, it's the only leverage they're ever going to have. Presumably the PL has been on standby about this for possible years and has a roadmap to get what they want out of it. The fact that the Saudis haven't walked away yet is encouraging on this front. What is maybe a bit disconcerting is that if the Saudis are having to jump through hoops for the PL at this stage, it suggests that they were unaware of certain aspects of this process that they would be challenged on... which seems inconceivable to me in a business arrangement like this. You'd expect that, unofficially and behind the scenes before this even started in earnest, the Saudis would have spoken to the PL about what might be involved. So either this is all planned or they've been blind-sided by something.

The idea that anyone who was a bit hesitant about going out for a meal will be suddenly turned around by this £10 max horseshit as well. Government by gimmick.

Whoops, CT got a hold of my account there.

Another blow for your lot.

"Eat Out to Help Out"

Careful Toonpack- this is step 1 in his modus operandi. Next thing you know you’ll be roofied out of your mind in the back of a taxi, whilst he asks you to demonstrate your fingering technique on his Pink Instrument. Predatory.

Fake crowd boos now because we didn’t put the ball out while De Bruyne was down.

That’s cracking cheese Gromit

Pathetic performance by every single player. How can a player on 50+k a week not retain the football? It seems they just automatically lose their heads because of who they are playing. Take responsibility for fuck sake!

Do the commentators, pundits, ex pro's who wank off Bruce. See only games where we play well (which is a handful) and then block out the rest. Similar to PTSD?

One of the shitter Bond films imo

“He’ll be happy Steve Bruce if he can go in 2-0 at half time” McManananananaman is a fucking moron

They just cannot put 2+2 together. Its like Tory voters

18 mins: ‘Bruce has done an incredible job, they’ve played some great football, no one is talking about Rafa now’. 20 mins: ‘This could be a cricket score’ Fucking knobends.

An absolute piece of piss that goal. All the more baffling that this pair of pricks on BT are wanking over it. Their coverage is grim.

I always get him and Danny Murphy mixed up, although tbf they are both clueless weapons.

Danny Mills the bald headed cunt saying Rafa bought badly with Joelinton. Daft cunt.

I'm non-binary. And shit.

I sense there's a jiffy bag full of spunk heading your direction.

2-3 Joelinton hat-trick.

Am good ta. Hope everyone is safe and well. I have been around like the takeover talk. Soton beat city which proves it can be done, but dis you see the saves the keeper made. I fear the worst.

I hope it applies to takeaways.

Fair If you don’t get on with Gemmill’s recommendation* I know a bloke in Durham who is class. *it might come back pink

Premier League, the Saudis must feel like they're dealing with the Pub League. Its pitiful now the length of time it's taking.

Try Smeg, the new vegan spread-Medium- soft, runny when ripe, with optionally edible rind. Aroma of hobo’s crotch in a heatwave.

5 reasons Joelinton would love it in Yemen ( wherever the fuck it is, eh Mala?)

“Despair in Yemen buy DELIGHT on Tyneside” - The Knight Ryder talks you through today’s EXPLOSIVE developments.

“Homage”

Whatever floats your boat, Gloomy.

I hope Joelinton plays, that lad deserves a chance

divvent mess

They reckon the Ronny Gill has their own 'boot room' at the end of the season Gibbo says the bonuses are on the table, if you've earned one, take one, whilst the Knight says to anyone who questions him, 'put your awards on the table." True story.

Trump playbook all the way. Lie repeatedly, never admit to any mistakes, get your lickspittles to explain you didn't say what you said, claim everything in the country is the best in the world, avoid any scrutiny, fail to get held to account by a compliant press. Carbon copy, even down to the 40% of mouthbreathers, facists and just plain cunts who are happy to be lied to and keep syphoning ever increasing amounts of money to the top. I can't see any way out at the moment. Prepare for the inevitable property grab by the owner class as the virus decimates peoples livelihoods in certain sectors. They are winning sadly

"Didn't follow procedures" says the cunt who shook hands with patients, caught the disease and nearly died.

“ Who won the Regional sports journalist of the year 2014 (The Pride of Trinity Mirror Awards)?”

Ok I’m out

"Ah! Ah'm canny sure ah knaas this one, like. It's on the tip of me tongue.....err, aye..... it's Abu Dubai! That's the one, Abu Dubai."

Thanks for the clarification.