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Clash of the Titans! Immovable object meets unstoppable force.....

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one?

The pundits just know so much about football. Take Dyer for instance, he literally played in NUFC sides that had higher points tally’s and he still comes out with this fucking gibberish.

At least some fucker can spot it.

It’s like shit lesbian porn- two bald cunts going at each other in the most mild way possible.

They keep firing out all these negative stats and records about our team and they still can’t connect the dots that the manager is shit

Never Forget.

Shefki Kuqi seen frantically buying up Memory Foam pillows at New Bridge St. Bedding Centre closing down sale.

One thing is for sure, if Carroll plays CB Luke Edwards will unfortunately be missing the match.

Riddle me this Riddle me that Which luke the Journalist Is the world's biggest twat.

He'll decide at full-time

ONE TWO THREE TECHNO MAXIMUM VELOCITY

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think bacon sarnies will be thrown in the sea.

How god could waste a whole brain cell on two individuals, I can’t understand.

Its literally his fucking job to watch Newcastle games

Labour Club?

Dunno, couldn't read the price tag

A lot of positive news about the Oxford trials so I’m eagerly awaiting the soul-crushing bad news that will follow. Like it grants immunity but you grow an extra nose on your gooch,

Spotted: Glenn Roeder monitoring Dirk Kuyt playing pool with Tranquillo Barnetta at Namco Funscape.

Bas Dost seen mooching around near The Cumberland Arms.

I'm pretty sure he's American

Aye, given that Dummett isn't eligible as he wasn't named in the 25 man squad then I'd say he's a really big doubt, Steve.

one of the doesn't wear stone island clobber and hurl abuse at jimmy hill statues by any chance?

think there's several of them on rtg to be honest, but then that's to be expected as there isn't a mackem breathing who isn't the hardest cunt on planet earth. i'm no expert on the military but i always thought the sas were shrouded in secrecy till your dying day? unless of course you register on the smb in which case you're allowed to divulge your previous life with impunity. two of my particular favourite ex squadies are zigi81 who is the epitome of someone suffering from shell shock who in reality has never heard any thing louder than a 70s bonfire night banger going off, but especially revier, whose rambo like escapades eventually led him to wiping out every rival supporter in england (not europe, obviously) before fucking the arse off penelope cruz in some yacht at cannes. bless him!

I went to B&Q this morning (with mask) and they were handing out free masks at the door as an informal condition of entry. Most people took them off and pocketed them within a few yards of the entrance. I really wish the virus was exclusive to cunts.

And then there’s their football club.…

Lovely touch about the Metros being cancelled yesterday. That sort of local flavour is what makes your stories come alive.

Yer I was probably joking m9 doing banter on the internet

Utter nonsense, Bruce has taken us to a record premier league points total despite being loaded with the burden of a team who can't pass the ball, leak soft goals, don't know where they're supposed to be playing, always get injured, don't create chances, and look just plain dog-shit and completely clueless most of the time. It's just lucky we've got Brucie at a time like this.

Went round to my dads to watch the match. He said the only thing that stood out was Brewceys beer gut.

Alan Smith is just so bori......ZZZZZzzzzzzz.

He who dares wins, Rodney

roses are red begonias are pink luke edwards needs to see a shrink

As if he's going to have a say about whether or not he accepts the result, man. You get dictators saying that kind of shit but they legitimise that by having good relationships with the military. Trump hasn't gone out of his way to cosy up to the armed forces as far as i can tell, so he's got no chance of staying in office if he's voted out. It is depressing that the majority of white people want him in power though. I'm going to vaguely hope that's more about him being republican than being Trump, but it's pathetic either way.

How have we gone from being surprised at how strong we were in quality and depth at centre back when we were playing three at a time last season to "Andy Carroll has offered to play centre back tomorrow" Oh. Oh yeah.

I hope they do it It would be the perfect coup de grace for a club that has been battered by its own fans for years, while they labour under the delusion that they're helping it. To see it finally go down in flames at the hands of it's own delusional following would be superbly poetic. "The mags may be the richest club in the world marra, but they're all jealous as fuck that we're a fan owned club, even if we are being relegated out of League Two, in administration, and with our 5th chairman in 6 months coming in following the sexual assault allegations against his predecessor. It's what football is really about, we're showing other clubs the way! FTM!!"

I just checked that out, of course you are correct. I find it hard to believe people could be so selfish or stupid. Maybe both. Absolutely staggering, wtf is wrong with people ?

Where would @essembeeofsunderland get £10 million from?

It's happening, folks.....

safc recent history, through the medium of origami. crumple, fold, rats from a sinking ship.

Gee, you reckon?