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I’m proud of you…Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

Some of the most transparent people out there.

“Spare change please, spare change please” - Nah, you’ll only spend it on drugs marra - “actually I’m saving up for a football club”

Your crack is tragically shit mind.

Have you thought about calming down?

Can’t imagine why Everton and Sunderland fans get along like

They bought all their players with blood money. Until another club is allowed to do it, it doesn’t count.

If only Ant hadn’t sold all your details to rogue tradesmen this could have all been avoided.

You’re a funny guy.

Are you mates with toughguymick?

Wrong thread: https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/38686-the-entirely-reasonable-potential-transfers-thread/

Can't wait for the Moron in Chief to make some snidey comment about NZ, as he did with Oz. He would be lucky if there were only 4 in his immediate staff!

I’d treat everyone of you to a happy hour pizza then fuck off in my chauffer driven fatman mobile just before the bill arrived. Oh aye and stick my two fingers up out the window.

I would puke into our fireplace as a sign of appreciation. That’s all I can offer for the fat bastid.

Just put a pair of baggy jeans on that Winston Churchill statue that keeps getting covered up in London, sorted.

There’s no luck involved. Just Qatar cheating.

Trump finally getting his wish.

Pretty sure Steve Wraith runs Chopra’s account. This is yet another roundabout way for that oxygen thief to get more attention.

I wonder if Big Mike has ever considered a career in comedy? I hear there’s a willing audience on Cruise ships for his kind of side-splitting japery.

FYP

Not many customers at his shine box.

Imagine this is how you spend your time

For the door I just used this https://www.apeer.co.uk/door-builder to build the door I wanted and sent it off to suppliers along with the sizes to quote on.

I've got new windows and composite doors coming next week but my local recommendations probably aren't of too much use to you.

The man is about to buy an eight bedroom country pile, let's not deify him for coughing up 20 quid for a charity bet.

Not sure if they know whether Moeen is a batsman who bowls or a bowler who bats, and he ends up being neither, which is a shame. He certainly seems to have the most talent, I would agree but age is probably starting to hurt him.

We’re in Level 3 lockdown here in Auckland for 3 days, which generally means no going out except for essential trips. I was looking forward to 3 days at home doing bugger all but I have to go into the office Thurs and Friday. Well that sucks. It’s a shame there’s a setback and atm no one knows how widespread the community infection is. It sounds like the infected people got around a bit unfortunately. I think we’ve all got complacent here and thought life was back to normal - hopefully just a blip but we’ll see.

Back to level two for the rest of the country while they do tracking as well. Bit of grumbling in the office this morning but none of it's directed at the government. If Labour don't stroll the election next month based on the last couple of years ill be astonished.

THE GREATEST EVER PROMOTED SIDE till they needed another for hype this season have been knocked out of the waffa cup. A truly dark day at.....wherever BT broadcast from.

Too late sorry! Theyve potentially got £40 out of me as the page timed out the 1st time I tried to donate!

I see Ashley is apparently thinking about suing the PL. If they ever had the intention of making a statement they will rather keep their mouth shut or be very wary. It will be very interesting as Ashley will be in possession of the whole communication of the PL with the consortium as it had to go through the club.

https://buy.meanewwankshedplease

https://www.gofundme.com/f/english-channel-wall

“ If Only You Knew The Power Of The Duck Side...”

It’s generally “Three-O Walcott” levels of journalism there.

No, she went of her own accord.

Dorty bastards.

Does your lass know you call her that?