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"Gramma's for old London hipster's who've forgotten their roots but know everything about sedgeways but have never SAW the whites of the eyes of certain football firms once back in the day from Charlton's firm among others."

This is the second time you've tried to sell us Rob Holding and for the second time I'm going to tell you that this is an online forum, not the fucking scouts' office.

Troy Tempset would be an improvement on Joelinton.

It’s segue to us posh cunts

The same Adam Armstrong we sold two years ago? Planning.

I'll go one better, I've no idea who AMN is or Holding, never mind Turnabout? I do remember Paul Goddard scoring the winner at Highbury in 87 in front of 17,000 though.

I’d be happy with a pot noodle to piss in at this stage

I dunno, have you never listened to the Sunday Supplement? Or seen Lee Ryder's twitter feed?

Is Bremner still stealing a living? I dont know who finds his tedious impressions amusing, it’s like being stuck with a mentally ill uncle who thinks he’s hilarious.

Like one of UM’s comebacks that, right down to the increasing levels of barely contained agitation

In this case real life was imitating art, luvvie. (Sniff).

Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ).

Thats the Arsenal that I remember, that's what they'll always mean to me

What are they called then? (Help me out here, Gloomy!)

I know we're not exactly world-beaters but I fail to see how the bloke who hosted Turnabout is going to improve our squad.

Two posts since May. Unusually vocal for a gooner.

Fuck me, where to start with this paragraph? I’m not even going to mention the grammar - sack the sub editor - but a virus doesn’t have eyes, it cannot see, let alone saw. Nor is it a carpenter taking tools to NUFC’s finances.

You were just trying to find a car more feminine than your MX5?

Sarah Harding announces she has advanced breast cancer which has spread to other parts of her body, and this is how the Mail reports it. Fucking disgraceful.

Handy for the Coronation Street tour as well. (Bet Lynch's leopard skin matching bra and knicker set a best seller in the Granada set shop which is cunningly made up to look like Dev's superstore and also a special takeaway of Betty's hotpot served from a 'Rovers return' kiosk after a long day walking the cobbles, I say, cobbles).

Segways are so 2015. It’s all about the electric scooter in covid land

We’ve got far more talented local lads already at the club who don’t get a look in when the ‘senior pros’ are fit

Is 'chinese tea eggs' a euphemism you use for something sexual-wise, MF?

For under £2m aye. It’s nice we are planning for the season after next by bringing in a Championship striker.

I've no fuckin idea who or what that is tbh

Nope, it’ll come to me , probably in the middle of some deathly dull job safety training course or something, 3 months from now.

i think it's creatively edited, but still

Sunday supplement is, (WAS) atrocious.

I hate the fact that you have to have been a footballer to be an expert, the experts are the guys that enforce the rules and know them inside out, or the guys that write about hundreds of games a year, footballers are generally thick, that's probably why non of them are referees.

He needs all the money he can get if he's still using a fax machine

if i got locked up on a greek island i reckon i'd want that keeley hawes out the durrells to be me lawyer.

If she looks owt like her brother, I think I’d be injecting myself with it first.

He has subsequently learned that Bruce is from a good family so it’s okay.

Thanks for that.

Ashley is having Bruce’s eight year contract drawn up as we speak.

He’s touchy, like Trump but, well, Tramp.

I think that’s exactly what will happen. Apart from the bit where we get bought by the Saudis

They are really taking the piss. If the PL had any intention to support the club and get a takeover done that could really have changed the fortune for the club as well as the city they would have provided a clear pathway right from the start about the conditions that needed to be met in regards to ownership and piracy that would make the takeover approvable. Otherwise it would have been fair to the club to state that there is no way they can accept the new owners in accordance eith the regulations. The club could have moved on then in regards to prepare fir the future. It is the most baffling handling of legal proceedings by a sports organisation that I have seen for a long time.

It’s been over before it started because the league never wanted it happen.

They should just let us yo-yo whatever happens. “An exceptional season from Newcastle United who punched above their weight to finish 10th, their fans can look forward to championship football next year”

Also, hands up the last person to post a pic of their personal bar with a bottle of champagne on it?

aye, as is his wife. their children are grotesquely repulsive. the entire family are to be avoided at all costs.

The only reason I still haven't sacked off BT Sport is because my dad likes to come round and watch whatever match is on. For myself, I barely watch it even if we're playing.

I hope it gets taken to court tbh.

Indeed. It’s been a ridiculous approach. If they were in the belief that it would have been the state who was running the club they could easily have made a decision on that basis. But the hubris of the league to determine how a club has to be structured for their own liking is ridiculous. If they were not happy with the information not being in line with their regulations they should have rejected the owners.