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my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

I hear he bought from a dyslexic online chemist and ended up with a batch of Kamara pills. Unbelievable Jeff.

This virus has been designed to target places without a till

See, it's starting already.

While he’s there he can have a look for his backers

I’d have it dusted before the late kick off. Not sure wor lass would appreciate me bouncing off the walls either but I’ll have my fun and that’s what matters

all he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club . mean thats what forums are for.

Well he did live in Middlesbrough for eight years.

Autocorrect!

And you all laughed at Chopra

Alcohol isn’t real man, it’s all a placebo invented by China.

https://twitter.com/roydogjackpot90/status/1303775707043188739?s=20

Having every game on telly is mint though. I'm getting SHITFACED on Saturday

He reminds me of the character with high pitched voice from the fast show, the Californian, stoned, scientist.

https://newsthump.com/2020/09/09/man-who-was-planning-to-have-six-friends-over-for-bbq-changes-venue-to-much-safer-rush-hour-tube-train/?fbclid=IwAR1tLnl8B6kYygnBxLaD1Bv3fg5gIGvLAiqdhIHat6kKN71zZ-EHFReDhb0

The way China forced the UK to hold off on the lockdown and made them let Cheltenham go ahead was terrible. They also prevented us from seeing what was happening in Spain, Italy etc. I appreciate her dad had already died but it’s pretty fucking obvious what the article is getting at. With the US going up in flames and it looking more and more like a no deal Brexit it seems like a brilliant time to further strain our relationship with the Chinese.

I’m heading to York for a night where I was supposed to be going to Berlin for 3 days. Can any readers think of a bigger sob story from this pandemic because I certainly can’t.

Meanwhile, Hancock has said the problems with the testing system are due to people using it.

Don't worry. I've heard its fine to break the law in a specific and limited way. Defence sorted.

@Robert123 or should i say Gyan-33 bet you can't wait to get back to seeing the lads https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/second-club-to-follow.1527767/

Social gatherings in groups bigger than six banned from Monday. Brass neck of these cunts telling everyone to go out and spend money eating and drinking and now it’s everyone’s fault for listening to them. Honestly, wish a sinkhole would open and swallow the fuckers up

He'll play up front if Wilson's parents turn out to be wrong'uns.

Probably dipping his head in a bucket full of custard because it’ll be fuck all to do with football.

I was picturing much worse- Ashley stuck in an empty room, for eternity, with Lee Charley. And Dennis Wise.

And some English tapas

Bez it is, I seemed to remember he failed a medical them signed for us

Those Kamagra pills don’t happen to be red, do they?

For a moment there I thought Norman Tebbit was dead. Damn you for getting my hopes up.

Also handy for Spennymoor.

Liverpool didn't sign Olivier Bernard, surely you mean him? Absolute club legend, so great we brought him back for a farewell tour to sit on the bench, raise the spirits of the lads and provide seed money for his crepe endeavours to ensure the north east retained his treasured residency.

Does anyone know what the current restrictions are anyway? Fucked if I do. I’ve been pretty careful but it seems like most people have gone back to normal. Also, you can’t meet more than 6 people but you can spend 4 hours on a flight to Turkey with 200 others. I expect the pubs are staying open too? Honestly, you couldn’t make this shit up

Well it would be very rude to interrupt people’s weekend plans.

Well that explains Alan. Reported.

Three massive tits together

Nazi’d YP.

China almost certainly either ended or allowed that doctor to be ended. No question there, entirely within the scope of their usual operating policy. But that doesn't mean they inflicted this themselves. My understanding is that they're hugely embarrassed about this - their universities have had a 25% budget cut across the board to all -active- R&D which, had this been something they were going to use to gain ground on everyone else, isn't the sort of response you'd expect. I think they stopped reporting numbers because they were the runaway leaders in the whole issue at the time and were looking incredibly incompetent. And in fairness, the CCP is indeed incredibly incompetent. Corrupt governments always are. But I don't think they did this with the intent of spreading it around the world just to fuck over everyone else. It's been nowhere near effective enough for that, it's harming China in a number of ways anyway, and I just don't think they're actually that fucking evil. Imagine if they were exposed ffs. The entire world versus China. They'd fucking brick it.

We're unquestionably a comparative shit stain by that metric

Proverbs 17:28

That’s what you want me to believe. Coffee isn’t real. Neither are giraffes.

FFS ! It's as if you know I'm drinking coffee while reading

They deserve everything they get. They know the rules and they know that the health of themselves and others is at stake. Fuck them.