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Good luck with the new job.

And they would have gotten away with it only for the fact they engaged in mass fraud while driving a van emblazoned with a huge 'BIDEN-HARRIS' logo.

He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.

That’s the wanker that yelled “be gone COVID” and also flys around in private jets because the total heed the baals watching him in that room line the little gremlins pockets. The ridiculous part is Biden is a fairly devout Christian, meanwhile Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck, imo the man is likely guilty of sexual assault, if not being a Paedophile, yet these evangelicals flood to trump for the simple reason they see him as their way to block abortions. They’re complete fucking lunatics.

I just assumed it was a big radio

Did they have a can of Rich Energy with them at the time?

For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.

Aye, just reading his replies- he knew enough about her to know her mother was from India, but not enough about her to use her name. What a fucking throbber.

If ever a face SCREAMED for a hard drive check, that's it.

Nailed it.

Very bad photoshop but it's my first attempt.

They should apply the same lateral thinking as in Wales, where they're avoiding the car park issue altogether by simply not having any customs facilities available in Holyhead in time for the transition, so trucks will have to drive to Warrington or Birmingham instead (before driving back to Wales if that's the destination of their goods).

Pfizer vaccine works! 90% effective at preventing transmission. Not bad at all for a first generation vaccine. Science will save the day.

It’s a what now? It looks like something a proper bloke would know his way around, which explains my ignorance. If you need a good kale smoothie recipe, I’m your man.

Just spotted that BioNTech are based in Mainz. Meenzer power!

Not quite. He’s teeth are a bit too big

The Four Seasons Landscaping Press Conference just keeps on giving… … the first bloke Guiliani called up as a “witness” is a convicted sex offender. https://www.politico.com/states/new-jersey/story/2020/11/09/man-featured-at-giuliani-press-conference-is-a-sex-offender-1335241 In good company, though.

Beano'd your post

Urghh, is his avatar actually him? He looks like Malcolm the modern parent.

landscaping. totally

Bastard, had the same joke lined up when I read Ewerk’s post

I find the lack of belief in Britain and Brexit disturbing. We didn't win two world wars worrying about car parks!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Time to suspend MF for my own benefit

Mordor.

so, to simplify..... the above machine generally makes lengths of round things (generally steel) smaller round, sometimes with angles and threads and stuff like that on it. it's fucking heavy and has got wires in which could make you go hot and stand your hair on end if they're not in their right places. it's the latter few bits I could probably do with some help with!

It's all fine though, one of his backers has got plenty of free time now to help out.

My place will be the ones storing it so, while I appreciate at risk people will need it, I’m jumping the queue and nobody here can stop me. And if anyone can fuck it up, it’s our management so good luck.

Priti Patel will probably refuse the vaccine.

still giggling about four seasons total landscaping. not just landscaping. total landscaping. and international press conferences

That ‘Eat Well For Less’ btw. Basically middle class families spending about £5k a year more than they need to because they’re too fucking lazy to cook and too shallow not to buy the most expensive brands. Read the room ffs

Billy Blue Pop and the Jerky Boys knows the score.

Trump is the epitome of everything I hate in a person

I'm really annoyed with my inconsiderate neighbour. He knocked at my door at 3 AM when I was practising the drums

Something sus about his latest- he’s not in the picture with his can of piss and bag of beard scratchings..… …Mainly because he lifted the pic from here https://www.welcomecottages.com/cottages/witton-hall-suite-two-mwe What a throbber.

I’m sorry like, a MAGA hat and liking for Trump is bad enough for an American / someone living in America to be wearing / being into, but I can’t help but feel a bloke that seemingly has no connection to the US wearing it is simply a fucking racist. The more we learn about the bloke the more he seems absolutely perfect for Sunderland.

Yep, definitely need this one reviewed by the CAR (Cowardice Appointment Referee).

🔥🔥🔥

Former Astronaut Mark Kelly just won a senate seat in Arizona. Wonder if Trump will see that as ridiculous as now people from outer space are getting elected.

That doesn’t seem to rule him out, if I’m understanding it correctly. He’s only served one term, per the first part, and the second part seems to apply to VP’s who take over, like Ford, saying that 2years or more counts as a term.

If it keeps going how it’s going people need to constantly send him images of the voting map, and how much he lost the popular vote by non stop. They were saying that he keeps printed out versions of the map from the 2016 election and hands them to new (most likely bemused) visitors to the White House. The man has the most fragile ego going.

Don't tell him, just let everyone else move out and see how long it takes him to figure out what's going on.

MFed your post 😉

Nowhere. It's easy to forget that Trump actually increased his base, a left winger wouldn't have taken a single vote from this cohort.