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Just infected their computers!

How fucking old are you like?

"stairnation.com" says they're the the same, so spindle on that, you Paddy baluster-d.

I always thought Joanna Fritzel was a lovely girl.

They're called balusters. Stop embarrassing yourself around real men.

I see Wraith is getting his arse handed to him on twitter Apparently only stood for the Conservatives to “Stop UKIP”. Then has his picture taken with Tommy Robinson. What a charlatan.

The Republicans are playing a linger game here. They aren't expecting to get Trump to overturn the result, but they will use the chaos to further their ramp up their voter suppression and gerrymandering the districts. As long as they have control of the senate they can obstruct any democratic president, and then they will win easily in 2024. For now a Right wing Democrat president and control of the senate is their ideal outcome. Trump has done his job

He unfollowed Netanyahu on Twitter after he congratulated Biden on his victory, the massive fucking baby

For those of you who haven’t got a fucking clue, it’s a lathe.

You too.

Do we have any player offering the same as Almiron? I am not against punishing players for obvious mistakes. But with Almiron it’s that I don’t think that the team can do without him. It is not about the player but how he is used. You might not agree with it but Almiron was the player who was able to make the difference between negativity and a positive style of play under Rafa.

… no idea what you’re getting at, HMHM.

So who's reading this thread in the office/working from home, drinking a can of pop, (not peas, they're in 'tins') not really understanding the advice but then crushing the can and saying 'Yeah' in the style of a deep African American voice before checking their emails?

It’s always smut with you isn’t it?

Renton didn’t get on with his first neighbours- fucking Neanderthals, the lot of ‘em.

Whey aye if it’s cold

Just need a way to go up to the loft without risking a Willhem's scream as I tumble to my death. Currently have the wobbliest concertina ladder ever.

It is a few hours work, but you get ~18 person curry portions worth, 9 curries for two (with a portion over for next day usually) we freeze our gravy in those metal takeaway cartons, 3 ladles each Usually make it up when we're down to a couple of cartons, our last batch was made 5th July (I write date on the lid) so it's not like you do it very often - depending on curry consumption obvs !! Like a well oiled machine now, Mrs makes up sealed pots of the spices for the various recipe's and whenever chopping onion we do a bit more and put aside and freeze 30g/half (a curry portion) if she's making her amazing peas pud we put aside some of the softened yellow lentils and freeze them for a dhansak. Tremendous curry in around 30 minutes any time we want Final tip, not sure if it's been mentioned here before, buy uncooked poppadum's - microwave minute to minute and a half - super fresh and crispy

That’s what I get for not looking properly. I’ll pick some up next week. They’ve started doing chilli jam now as well so what an exciting shopping trip this is going to be!!!! God, I miss the pub

It's a fair point mind, it's hard to imagine he's ever had a normal interaction with his kid. EDIT: His youngest kid, I should say. He's had some pretty abnormal interactions with the other ones.

I legit walked past them thinking “I can make a curry cheaper than that” but now that know they’re artisan and have a website I could fancy some.

You know, these increasingly complicated political metaphors are getting a bit much for me.

Brexiters:

Is what we can expect for foreseeable? A decent performance followed by a shitshow? It'll be enough to keep Bruce in the job, surely? Was saying elsewhere that the inconsistency is the biggest frustration; we've clearly got a squad that can play decent football, even if it isn't thrilling. So how can we follow a performance like we saw against Everton, with that terrible shit? Surely it's obvious to Bruce now? Play 5 at the back, 2 in the middle, 2 out wide, one up front. Change the style depending on the opposition. Longball is fine on occasion, trying to pass it out is fine when appropriate. We've got plenty of players with pace, we've got decent centrebacks, so that's what the first team should be built around, right? Solid defensive shape and counter?

What job is he doing in there? playing cute passes & through balls into the box for Wilson? That's not in his game as far as I can make out. The lad is a runner. He creates space. For me he needs to pick the ball up slightly deeper than where you're suggesting ie on the counter. This no 10 stuff is mostly for teams playing a possession game. That's not us and hasn't really been since we had Cabaye. I think the key to this side is the Wilson/Fraser axis. One assists the other scores, with ASM chipping in mostly with the assists. Almiron is very important with his pace when we break though.

Almiron in the hole behind Wilson. ASM out wide. It’s so fucking obvious

The what, the who and the what now?

He’s just called a press conference here at 5:30pm.

I'm genuinely concerned this is a coup. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck? What is it?

The one I mentioned is just an EP but it's a perfect microcosm of their sound.

It’ll be a sad day when we say goodbye to the great tit birds

Also, Americaca.

As it happens @Dr Gloom, my back garden has become a bit of a haven for the local tit population. Great Tits, Coal Tits and Blue Tits , and spuggies. All happily nibbling my nuts. ( Finbarr aside, it’s all true ).

Yes he was and so is the author. 24 US states raised the minimum wage by an average of 30% in the years from 2016. That's the main driver behind the increase in low income wage growth. The author is a racist, conservative Republican. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!

Trump got more votes than last time. Increased his votes amongst the racists, the disaffected white poor and non-mexican Latinos. I've heard this argument about the right wing voter demographic dying out on both sides of the Atlantic for 40 years, yet to see it happen. With regards to gerrymandering each individual state legislature choosing their own rules and republucanshave done much better on the down ballot vote. Added to that Trump has been packing the courts with young highly partisan judges since the second he walked through the door. The senate has been nodding them through after blocking any Obama appointments for 6 years. I've said it before, the Republicans are playing a different game to the Democrats

For my sins, I favour the Scottish national team above all others. Last month, he appeared in 3 games and was man of the match in all 3 playing precisely in the position you describe...he only played 20 mins of the first one too and was coming back from a lay off and wasn't properly match fit. He's a proven premier league match winner where ASM & Almiron still have a bit to prove for me.

He’s not as good but he’s more in the Bellamy mould. He seems to better suited centrally than out wide too I agree. Getting the best out of him is probably beyond the manager though.

It’s a what now? It looks like something a proper bloke would know his way around, which explains my ignorance. If you need a good kale smoothie recipe, I’m your man.

He was just tucking his shirt. Kazakhstan has got a great landscape though.

Beano'd your post

Good luck with the new job.

Longstaff’s error was worse. Almiron is a good player if deployed properly, as has been shown. Lacks a bit of composure at times. I don’t recall anyone making out he was a world beater like but it’s par for the course for the resident bore to invent things to argue against

It's all fine though, one of his backers has got plenty of free time now to help out.

Priti Patel will probably refuse the vaccine.

They could just store it next to me

And they would have gotten away with it only for the fact they engaged in mass fraud while driving a van emblazoned with a huge 'BIDEN-HARRIS' logo.

That one was from the Popbitch mailout, at least, so I can't claim any kind of responsibility for digging it up.