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That little cunt, Francoís, seems to have been isolating for ages?

“We have finally made a sale to some pissed up knacker in the North East”

Hope it's a scene akin to when nonces are getting escorted to prison from court. Complete with some lunatic booting the side of the van.

It’s the duplicity that puts me off- I watched the episode linked above and not a single discussion of which is best- shortcrust or flaky pastry. Did they even tackle the hot topic of “when is a pie not a pie?” ( answer- when it’s a dish of pie filling with a pastry top on it… pie masquerade)- not even a mention. pfft. disclaimer- I didn’t watch it, so they might have.

Funnily enough I’ve just had a notification that I need to self-isolate. ( Don’t worry @ewerk, I have a long-established, rigorous warm-up regime so my wrists will not shatter).

Aye, there's definitely a missing connection in the wires of the brain when they actively watch shit like that.

Aye, that’s a bizarre one, and not that uncommon, weirdly. I kind of understand that people might have a curiosity/fascination with it, but keep that shit to yourself, you fucking serial killer in-waiting. There’s some notorious footage of Serbian blokes and Mexican cartels killing people in the most godawful ways which a lot of lads I’ve worked with seem to see having viewed it as a badge of honour- aye, thanks but no thanks, I’m quite happy living my life aware that it’s happened but I have no desire to see it.

29p down the drain!

The amount of utter garbage, unfunny “funny” videos, and absolutely rancid porn that is sent on construction sites is mind boggling.

Whoever posted that has some “interesting” photos saved

give it a rest, man

The thread title reminded me of this:

Better question is how many of them actually know what they’re talking about? Caulkin is good value on The Athletic’s but the ones that have sprouted from Twitter are full of rampant gobshitery, barely formed thoughts on the actual game itself and transparent vehicles for attention seeking. And that’s before we even get to Fish.

And some damsels don’t actually want to be rescued. They just like someone trying.

All joking aside, lay off the drink and drugs and don't do anything stupid over a lass who sounds a long way off wife material!

They let him spread his rancid shit, unchecked, for over three years before this half-hearted “disputed” crap. They’re definitely complicit.

27-3-1970 smb 1 v 1 NUFC

This, by a country mile. 18 years ago today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJ2dSjSKMQ What's yours?

That Brighton cup game in 1982. From dodging hitch hikers on the A1 at 4 in the morning. To gobbing mouthfuls of beer at Chelsea fans giving us Vs on the way. Being in Brighton stupidly early and getting drunk and singing. A lot of it was to do with the whole day at the age of 14 with My big brother and cousin.

There was a lad I used to work with who’s a canny kid and seemed otherwise normal who was always sharing clips of people being killed or seriously injured. What the fuck is that all about?

They're not confined to the construction industry, mind.

Lucky I’d often get sent the ones where it was actually just a horrendous injury and not funny at all too...but they’ve stuck canned laughter on it. Bizarre industry, maybe it’s the strength of the painkillers a lot of the lads are on helps them enjoy the videos.

Did you ever get sent the one where it’s like an owl, but the owl has a Yorkshire accent and just talking about lasses you can see on the screen & getting pissed but they’re like an hour long!? Baffling. Thanks for that mate,

Been spending most my life living in a council paradise

Origins is absolutely class tbh. The best thing about assassins creed games is that there’s loads of them and they’re all absolutely class. So you can pick up a cheap one rather than needing the new one. Unity & Syndicate were two of the best, oh and Black Flag was great. I still need to play Odyssey.

I only ever listen to an occasional one if they have an ex-player on I think might be good crack and even then you have to grit your teeth at the fans running it repeating shit like, 'good stuff' after every anecdote and not delving into answers properly. Whilst you mention the athletic, I subscribed for a year on a cheap deal but don't often read it but I've noticed Caulkin and Waugh have a bad habit of interviewing fans as well as ex-players and it's always the same fucking fans, no harm to them, some of whom would've been bairns in some of the topics they talk about and who's knowledge/experience might not be all that but they're NUFC-twitter famous so that's all cush then.

The downside is that they’re his dirty keks.

Oh I've put my back out as well.

Starmer chose Falling and Laughing by Orange Juice as one of his Desert Island Discs, that's got him my vote

Only 72. Brilliant keeper. RIP

Des O’Gonner, I’d say

May have drunkenly bought a crate of Rich Energy off Amazon. Will try it with a few different spirits and report back.

toon toon

Shouldn't laugh at someone's misfortunes who may or may not be having a mental breakdown but.....

We will remember them.

John Lewis Christmas ad looks as shit as usual this year

Podcasts, eh? I'll be sure to give them a listen as I think they're the future.

Seems vaguely symbolic

A beautiful eulogy

What a fucking chancer he is, bet he's one of Gandafts mystery backers too.

Hopefully it was whoever was marking Grealish.

My step-dad, who looked very much like Sutcliffe, was interviewed twice by the Ripper cops. I remember really hoping it was him so he’d be fucked of to jail ( he was an absolute cunt) Anyway, they’re both dead now, fuck the pair of them.