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Way too vanilla for me. 😉

Hancock torn a new one

Reminds me of this porno doing the rounds years ago (on VHS) which I thankfully didn’t see. But the title (Eat My Shit) left little to the imagination It seemed to get passed on from whoever had it very frequently until this lad named Ralphy ‘lost’ it

I think the first lad who I saw on a site with a smartphone capable of playing video had footage of iraqi hostage Kenneth Bigley being beheaded on it. This lad asked me if I wanted to see it. When I declined he helpfully described the scene in minute detail. What's fuckin wrong with these people? ....

She certainly is

Aye, that’s a bizarre one, and not that uncommon, weirdly. I kind of understand that people might have a curiosity/fascination with it, but keep that shit to yourself, you fucking serial killer in-waiting. There’s some notorious footage of Serbian blokes and Mexican cartels killing people in the most godawful ways which a lot of lads I’ve worked with seem to see having viewed it as a badge of honour- aye, thanks but no thanks, I’m quite happy living my life aware that it’s happened but I have no desire to see it.

To be honest, you know I support a very left wing agenda and hope Starmer at least embraces it to a reasonable degree but I'd be more than happy to see these one-man cultists fuck off permanently. I'm sure there'll be enough decent left wingers who stay.

Are they the Oysmonds?

It’s the same principle they used to con people in to Brexit. Cunts. Every single one of them.

Porridge wogs to be tied to their beds upon pain of imprisonment in an attempt to make them fuckin behave themselves for a change the fuckin filthy bastards @Kevin Carr's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Even worse!!

Barfy, more like.

I'm in one group, (reluctantly), good lads who I drink with regularly, (or used to), but some of the stuff is beyond a joke, not snuff like shit just constant bollocks and nsfw mixed in. I uninstalled the app but they talked me into going back on after I'd discovered about getting rid of the auto save. Even then the 8 hour break from notifications gets turned on a fair bit.

When Scorsese films my life story, I’ve told him that the fever-dream sequence should be this cunt, endlessly repeating his fucking Zippy and George impressions ( I’ve not linked the video, you’ve all seen it hundreds of times - “ Oh man, this is hilarious, watch this…” ).

Aye, my mate that works on the rigs sends us a ton of the video content everyone is referencing in our WhatsApp group. It’s pretty much his only input into the group. I quickly learnt about the disabling of that auto save feature as well

God is a bitch.

Aye, there's definitely a missing connection in the wires of the brain when they actively watch shit like that.

'Premium'

He's had 3 jobs as a manager, and he's not had the skills or experience to warrant any of them.

Rather Gute Nacht. I watched Bake off instead of the second half.

I agree, this is just a pointless sideshow now, and cult like attachments to anyone are utterly beside the point of what anyone is trying to achieve here. Corbyn is done, he's never going to come back or have another opportunity, they need to move on and find their next champion.

You called your daughter Lassie?

He’s fucking petrified of opening up at all as well. I understand teams like Belgium are ahead of us, but you don’t have to go out and set up scared.

@Alex, If you didn’t sing Scatman every time you saw “Rarfy” you’re not the man I thought you were.

13yr old girl and 10yr old boy. Lassie currently thinks everything I, (and the rest of the family) do is embarrassing and spends her time avoiding us like the plague, Laddie and I play together and shit-talk each other when we fuck up. Mrs. watches any owld shite on TV. Standard, healthy family dynamics

Pronounced Rarfy like but I couldn’t really think of a way to spell it in a way people would recognise

It’s a bit like at the supermarket where you have the odd twat not wearing a mask which is (rightly) frowned upon but then you have about 75% of the staff not wearing one

Not to try and compete with HMHM in the “Dangerously Incompetent Workplace” game but one of the supervisors has taken it on herself to shout at whoever isn’t wearing a mask on the floor while not wearing hers in the shared office. When asked about this and also, why the place isn’t being regularly sanitised, no answer was given. It’s an absolute miracle that we’re not all riddled.

What a fucking prick he is. The cult followers will lap it up as well and say it shows he’s been victimised. The fact it’s taken this long to try and put things right shows what a liability he is.

That Brighton cup game in 1982. From dodging hitch hikers on the A1 at 4 in the morning. To gobbing mouthfuls of beer at Chelsea fans giving us Vs on the way. Being in Brighton stupidly early and getting drunk and singing. A lot of it was to do with the whole day at the age of 14 with My big brother and cousin.

spuds away in the cup 88 i think. I was 19 at the time , it was bloody scary and nearly a disaster pre hillsborough, but the atmosphere with 10000 geordies was a day i;ll never forget, also same year man u when we were 2-0 up and mirandiha scored. finally peterborough in the year we won the championship had 4000 there out of a crowd of 8000.

Another NUFC Twitter sensation but this time Josh_Toon94 mightn't like that particular tweet.

Whoever posted that has some “interesting” photos saved

Hope it's a scene akin to when nonces are getting escorted to prison from court. Complete with some lunatic booting the side of the van.

give it a rest, man

I don't think there will be much of an association between effectiveness and acquisition cost in the end. Anyway, I want a red, white, and blue vaccine, after all vaccine means vaccine, and none of this foreign muck.

“We have finally made a sale to some pissed up knacker in the North East”

The thread title reminded me of this:

I was at that Fulham game, @Alex. Rafa's last game in charge at Craven Cottage was a good one too - we put four past them that day and my little boy was buzzing on the atmosphere as the whole end was bouncing. I've been to a quite a few away games, mainly in London, but not many to match most of the iconic games already listed in this thread. I never managed any during the Keegan years. West Ham away in the SBR days when Jenas scored a rocket from outside the box was one of my favourites. Back in the days when we were disappointed when we only finished 5th Beating Chelsea away in the league cup, with even Dutty custard getting on the scoresheet was quality and a good night out. One of my favourite away day experiences was beating Arsenal 1 nowt at the Emirates from a Carroll header, about a decade ago. The game was pretty dull - they had a man sent off IIRC. It wasn't even an authentic away end experience, but it just a class day out. I was in an executive box, filled mainly with geordies pus the odd neutral and gooner. I've been to a few boxes before but nothing like this. Food and drink was different class. Arrived at midday for a three course meal, then cheese board, half time snacks plus as much booze as you could drink. The challenge was duly accepted: champagne, beer, red and white wine, whisky - the lot. We drank the bar dry and were literally the last people left in the stadium. Had to be chucked out as the last remaining ground staff were turning off the lights and locking the place up, before stumbling, shit-faced into the Islington evening. Pretty much a perfect Saturday afternoon.

It’s the duplicity that puts me off- I watched the episode linked above and not a single discussion of which is best- shortcrust or flaky pastry. Did they even tackle the hot topic of “when is a pie not a pie?” ( answer- when it’s a dish of pie filling with a pastry top on it… pie masquerade)- not even a mention. pfft. disclaimer- I didn’t watch it, so they might have.

Better question is how many of them actually know what they’re talking about? Caulkin is good value on The Athletic’s but the ones that have sprouted from Twitter are full of rampant gobshitery, barely formed thoughts on the actual game itself and transparent vehicles for attention seeking. And that’s before we even get to Fish.

‘Disagreeable’? That’s the sort of comment I’d expect some posh old twat to make about a successful black working class footballer. I can’t be arsed with F1 but I like him. Compared to his peers, a lot of whom were born into vast wealth, he has done it the hard way. He does a lot for other causes (children’s charities etc) and he has used his status to further BLM etc. He is also one of the greatest British Sportsmen of all time and isn’t half as boring as most drivers. However, on the other hand, he wears funny clothes. As for tax dodging, you were all for it the other day when it came to second properties.