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  1. I don’t really mind it. It makes sitting alone in the other room more acceptable
    5 points
  2. Paddock lad blatantly bullied by the Scots' lads at his school in Kirk Yetholm, hence he fleed as far south as he physically could when he got long trousers.
    4 points
  3. I’d sooner shit in my hands and clap than give that über-Tory shitstain my vote, no matter what his current issue-of-the-day is.
    3 points
  4. If the grape in your drink has time to defrost, time to hit the road.…
    3 points
  5. The shifts must fly by.
    3 points
  6. 'Hello? Hello? I'd that News at ten? Hi, I'd like to report a story for your show tonight......Yep, another non-payer of restaurant bills.......remoaner, you say?......oh definitely. Probably ordered quinoa and lentils, lol.'
    3 points
  7. If he’s an NUFC supporter there’s a fair chance I’ve at least had a pint with him... This was taken from the garden of my childhood home in the summer....the sale of which is completes on Friday 😢
    3 points
  8. No but the Laird does still get his way with the bride on the wedding night?
    3 points
  9. And did you bump into CT's family having an authentic Leicester Square experience?
    2 points
  10. still unforgivable. where did you go for a pint - spoons or all bar one?
    2 points
  11. DJ Rap ❤️ (Still would)
    2 points
  12. 2 points
  13. I’d rather watch Mo Farah do one of his big long runs and I usually just watch the last 2 laps or so of them. Even during the Olympics when I’ll watch 4 hours of archery.
    2 points
  14. The court cases are going well then
    2 points
  15. it's basic maths. 50k as a percentage of 5m is actually 1%, not 0.1% i'm embarrassed for him that he still hasn't deleted the tweet
    2 points
  16. 34C is the largest set on there so probably not.
    2 points
  17. Almiron is being wasted by Bruce like, I wouldn't blame him if he wanted out. To be fair I'm not sure I'd blame anyone for wanting to leave Newcastle when it's under the current owner & manager.
    2 points
  18. So as a Border Reiver lad, what freaky weirdness applies to the accent from your valley? The clampets from Kielder think “tomorrow” is too convenient, it being just one word, so they say “the next again day”
    2 points
  19. That's one way to get swift justice, amazing
    2 points
  20. I think nearly everyone knows he lost and knows he’s full of shit. Even his most fervent supporters. They just liked the way it was under him, where you could openly be a nasty, racist piece of shit
    2 points
  21. Stick that in your skillet and broil it. And no, I'd thought similar but cooking them whole means they still have a decent bit of bite to them.
    1 point
  22. Were you scared of the tall buildings and donkeyless carriages?
    1 point
  23. I've made this (from Ottolenghi's Jerusalem book) a few times and did so again tonight. It's lush. https://inthekitchenwithkath.com/2015/04/08/spicy-carrot-salad-with-pilpelchuma/ Harissa is easier and works fine, and I chop and stir the rocket through the salad before serving. I also don't call it "arugula".
    1 point
  24. The main man myself. It’s also my PSN name if anybody wants laced at literally anything in the near future
    1 point
  25. Aye luckily i don’t really have to wear helmets in the office. I used to when I had a little scootay and my hair would go full Jimi Hendrix Afro when I took it off.
    1 point
  26. Me heads massive. Wouldn’t work. It’s why I need big rooms,
    1 point
  27. Crust Social in Tynemouth is top drawer for pizza. Doing takeout at the minute but the bases are outstanding and you can tell it’s all good quality ingredients. Was 20 quid for two pizzas and two bottles of lager on Saturday and I’m tempted again this weekend.
    1 point
  28. Christ. The Fish’s House: Where The Fun Never Starts
    1 point
  29. “thon” Tune in the next again day for more archaic language from the land of confusion- are we English or are we Sweaties? We’re both, and neither!
    1 point
  30. The only time I’ve ever walked out of somewhere without paying was La Tasca, the (non-English) tapas place that used to be behind Malmaison. We asked for the bill about 4 times. It never arrived so after about 20 minutes we just walked out the main door completely unchallenged. My lass even said ‘bye’ to our waitress on the way out
    1 point
  31. How so? The restaurant fucked up, the restaurant who feel perfectly comfortable charging nigh on a tenner for a sausage roll starter. We didn't lie, we didn't leg it, we gave them plenty of time to correct their mistake, but they didn't. That's on them. Food was delicious, tasted even sweeter at a 3rd of the price.
    1 point
  32. Is he in it for the long run? ( see ewerk? This is god-tier. )
    1 point
  33. That's not the brag you think it is.
    1 point
  34. There’s literally not a one of you working on my level.
    1 point
  35. £150 for two Sunday lunches? You robbed the thieves.
    1 point
  36. Just in case anyone hasn’t had the pleasure… https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/call-yourself-a-friend- ( Scuba diving called off due to rain??? )
    1 point
  37. They aren't far from Kelso where my uncle lives 😃 Lovely part of the world actually (Apart from the apparent bullying obviously).
    1 point
  38. Rather Gute Nacht. I watched Bake off instead of the second half.
    1 point
  39. To be honest, you know I support a very left wing agenda and hope Starmer at least embraces it to a reasonable degree but I'd be more than happy to see these one-man cultists fuck off permanently. I'm sure there'll be enough decent left wingers who stay.
    1 point
  40. Are they the Oysmonds?
    1 point
  41. It’s the same principle they used to con people in to Brexit. Cunts. Every single one of them.
    1 point
  42. Porridge wogs to be tied to their beds upon pain of imprisonment in an attempt to make them fuckin behave themselves for a change the fuckin filthy bastards @Kevin Carr's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
    1 point
  43. @Alex, If you didn’t sing Scatman every time you saw “Rarfy” you’re not the man I thought you were.
    1 point
  44. When Scorsese films my life story, I’ve told him that the fever-dream sequence should be this cunt, endlessly repeating his fucking Zippy and George impressions ( I’ve not linked the video, you’ve all seen it hundreds of times - “ Oh man, this is hilarious, watch this…” ).
    1 point
  45. Another NUFC Twitter sensation but this time Josh_Toon94 mightn't like that particular tweet.
    1 point
  46. "....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?"
    1 point
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