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I just saw we all missed a big milestone for the tramps down the road, their last game was their 100th in League One since relegation to it! Congrats to the ownership for their success and here’s to many, many more League One matches.

"He died doing what he loved - getting hits"

100 in a row marra.

They're the Man U of the 3rd division, everyone's cup final so it would be rude to abandon their new mates down there. It's the kind of selfless act a classy club would do unlike the universally disliked Mag rabble up the road. FTM.

And yet sadly you'll never have cause to go in there.

How many times has this sweaty beast demanded a decision now? I’m following in his footsteps and demanding that Penelope Cruz imminently reply to my request to split her whiskers

Have you lanced his offspring too?

They must be pleased that they are now an established League One side and don’t have to worry about relegation or punching above their weight

Is the sock full?

https://monkeyfisthair.co.uk/

While this reminds me, has anyone else seen that barbers (?) in town called MonkeysFist?

hmmm.... penelope cruz has completely lost her appeal to me since reading that rtg hard man reiver had burst her back door in whilst bodyguarding her on her private yacht at the cannes film festival. not only that, she'd revealed to him during the subsequent pillow talk the impending takeover by dell. or so he claimed. anyway, even if there's the slightest of possibilities he's telling big fibs, he's tarnished penelope forever. I stick with the timeless beauty of salma hayek for my fix of dusky latina babes these days!

Presumably by the best bid he means a real bid. Ironic that his name is Storey btw, if indeed that is his real name. I expect that any due diligence on Storey’s bid, if indeed there is one, would end when Donald’s solicitors find him sleeping in his car outside the ground.

Pero buena familia?

It's an interpretation, the initial meaning of racism was the inference or statement of the inferiority of a race. The modern interpretation has expanded that to include more or less any reference to a person's ethnicity, race or religion whether implicitly negative or not.

Chuck Yeager. Aged 97. RIP. If you haven’t heard much about him give The Right Stuff a read. The film is class too

Bonington? I doubt his four sons would be interested in an oik like me.

Better than Joelinton.

Me either if it puts an end to it. RIP Mr Youtuber, may your content live on in the hearts of morons forever

Looks mint, tbf.

It's going to be a fucking bollocks. Are businesses really going to bother with a hassle of customs declarations to send small orders to businesses over here? I can see a lot of people refusing to supply to NI in three weeks times.

So not only wil Northern Ireland not be part of Great Britain. It won't even really be part of the UK anymore. That will please the Rangers fans.

I embraced my follicle deficiency many years ago, and tbh, I’m glad I no longer have to bother with places like this- looks like a right Palace of Plonkers.

Porque no los dos?

Nice hair

Perez was a big fan of wooden forks you get from a chippy. Him and his kid thought they were dead funny.

We'll still be playing with five at the back and two holding midfielders

I think the vote can probably pass without the headbangers but I don't think Johnson's tenure is feasible with them against him. I think Johnson is gone shortly regardless and he doesn't give a fuck what damages he causes. Then there's the finance bill he's introducing to add salt to the internal market bill. No way can the EU accept that or let it be used as leverage. Personally I'm past caring. Any deal.will be so shit it'll make little difference. None of what has been discussed in this deal addresses the loss of services, non tariff barriers, or rules of origin. Nissan is fucked whatever happens and the NE will become a wasteland like in the 80s. I think I'd prefer instant catastrophe to a long drawn out death.

Treat yourselves.

It needs to be.... ....imminent?

anybody else drive their parents to the brink of financial ruin during the 70s due to the ever shifting sands of footwear fashion? I reckon i would've given imelda marcos a run for her money, off the top of me head i had.... platforms beetle crushers monkey boots red dr martens (yellow laces) black dr martens (red laces) riders (elastic sides) riders (strapped) brogues yellow riders with elastic sides and brogue pattern yellow riders, lace up with brogue pattern madness, now I'm happy with novelty slippers! ps..... any footwear with leather soles had to have enough segs hammered in to them to have kept consett steelworks open another few years!

These gave me superhuman skills on my Raleigh Grifter

so, if it's confession time, I was the proud owner of a pair of these groovy babies...

I know I had a pair. 👍

I can’t

I find the True Geordie pretty annoying, and obviously Wraith is a total knacker, but fuck me even in the famous fan stakes we hammer them, between the bloke who makes up his own chants in his mams house and this westie gimp their representation is fucking dire.