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Sorted.

“the ghost of Barbara Windsor will be on NUFC MATTERS this Friday discussing the takeover and trolls”

Jersey discus and hammer champion? Monsieur, veez zees vorld-class athletes you arr reely spoiling urs

Oooooooo Martin! 😮

I don’t even wank in a shed

Good to know, cheers

Broken Greek by Pete Paphides... Reading between the lines, there’s a fair few on here born at the the end of the 60s/early 70s.... I’d encourage all of those individuals to read this, it’s unlikely anyone will be as big a music obsessive as the author was/likely still is, but if you did spend your time taping the top 40 and seldom missed TOTP then you’ll like this. His former trade as an NME scribe obviously helps with this, but his description of his family is likely to be familiar to many regardless of their backgrounds....

FannyShy, more like.

I know but when you're in these communities you effectively have "lobster syndrome"- if one of you is somehow about to emerge unscathed from a pot of boiling water/the righteous judgement of your peers, you pull the fucker back in because you'd prefer to see everyone suffer rather than anyone escape

That’s like Gary Glitter criticising Jimmy Savile.

A jumped up gangsters moll

Baht she wuz wan of us, you Norvern Mahnkey.

This has been screamingly obvious all along, and I've gone from rolling my eyes and having a laugh at the good old British need to go out and get sozzled, to being genuinely annoyed at the fact that my life is going to be put on hold for maybe six months longer than it needs to be, all because people can't go without a draught Fosters for a bit longer. Pretty much everyone I know has cancelled their family visits and is staying in London for once, but there's inevitably an exception or two, and I must admit I'm finding it very hard not to reply to their posts about their travel plans with a tirade of abuse.

sounds like they vary sector by sector, according to this explainer on the beeb: What happens if there's no trade deal? The UK would have to trade with the EU on WTO rules - at least, initially. In this scenario, the EU would impose its tariffs on imported UK goods. The average EU tariff is pretty low (about 2.8% for non-agricultural products) but in some sectors tariffs can be quite high. Cars would be taxed at 10% with some agricultural tariffs higher still - rising to an average of more than 35% for dairy products. This would have a big impact on UK businesses selling their goods to the EU.

looks like someone might be back on the gak. that beak looks set to disintegrate

Cats for me like

Mainstream in dorkland. I stopped playing D&D when I was 16 btw, an adult reading comics is a bit different!

I mean, sometimes you tell yourself that Johnson is just act, and that the real man isn't as fucking useless as he seems to be, but then you read stuff like this and realise that the only thing that makes you think he's pretending to be a buffoon is that it's simply inconceivable that a man this fucking stupid is running the country.

Can't help much from here, but I'll take the knee in honour of Toulouse.

And the bloody EU.

NTO? 🤔 National Treasure Organisation? Nutters Ticked Off? I think we need to know this....

Barbara Windsor. Carry Gone, more like

I have now seen a bit more of the game. The graphics are at times a tad N64.

Fair point, You need to take up Shedding. It’s a whole new world.

Osborne may be broadly right about where we are now, but him and the best PM of CT's lunchtime laid all the groundwork for it by casually assuming they'd win a referendum on maintaining a status quo they'd spent years poising through austerity, so he can take his weirdo power stance and bog orf.

And I got stick for Magic the Gathering

She's undoubtedly getting a touch of he old Keys/Grey routine...they were waiting for her exceedingly entitled self to step out of line and now we'll never see her again * * maybe a Channel 5 voice-over gig awaits?..

It's interesting that the move from tier 2 to tier 3 appears to work mind, suggests pubs do have a fairly large impact.

I wonder if she took the knee

Blimey, how many people did Kay Burley have at her party?

again...

Thing is, the deal really is so shit it might not be better than no deal. The ratchet clause does tie us to the EU in a way is demonstrably impacting on UK sovereignty. But incredibly we are out of the CU and SM so will miss out on nearly all the benefits. It's actually difficult to imagine negotiating a worse deal. Now the NI issue is resolved, it opens up the way for a US deal. I think he will go for no deal personally, and blame the EU. He just doesn't want to be seen to be the one who quits negotiations first.

Yes, you do rather stick to an exceeding tedious script...have you sought help for your affliction?..perhaps try wanker aversion therapy?...

Harsh on Benny tbf.

You'd be an expert on irrelevance tbf

Monet offers decent value for £40m.

RIP. That was my first World Cup (that I can remember anyway). Everyone (including me) has fond memories of Brazil and the French in that World Cup but that Italy team played some great stuff as the tournament progressed. No age at all either.

Paolo Rossi, 65

100 in a row marra.

They're the Man U of the 3rd division, everyone's cup final so it would be rude to abandon their new mates down there. It's the kind of selfless act a classy club would do unlike the universally disliked Mag rabble up the road. FTM.

At the risk of sounding like a snowflake, it should stop for everyone who is only doing it for show, but continue for those who feel strongly about it?