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He's offering their fans out already

Is this bloke actually wealthy? I just find it hard to believe he’s managed to actually be successful and generate wealth when he’s so clearly completely fucking deluded. I’ve no doubt if he does this boxing thing we will see some tweets of him where he met Anthony Joshua with a quote along the lines of “good sparring session with Joshua today! Good to work in this discipline again after being a former golden glove champ as a kid, he says I could easily outbox most pros! #livingunderabridgelife #cheesychipsaremint #business” while the pic is clearly from some Joshua press conference from 3 year ago. I know we take the piss out of the mackems but I still find it unreal that they’re seriously giving this bloke the time of day . Newcastle fans were onto those absolute chancers called the Belgravia group or whatever it was immediately, and even those faking bastards at least looked more legitimate than this doilem.

Well if you don't want northern and southern Ireland to officially declare war you're going to have to build two statues.

Anyone been sending any tips to the guardian on here?

Iceland prawn ring?

at least with pardew he had the poor excuse of not having any kind of emotional ties to the city or club. he could lie through his teeth without giving a shit. bruce, fat, clueless, morally bankrupt cunt professes to be one of us. which makes it infinitely worse. he's complicit and taking the piss out of us on a monumental scale or he's the most profoundly stupid twat ever to draw breath.

Have you got a link?

I get the feeling he’s inherited a bit of money / has reasonably wealthy parents and is basically a con merchant who flies by the seat of his pants with other like-minded arseholes. Being taken in by his shite is akin to sending a grand to a Nigerian email fraudster.

@Tom it's ladies night tonight with Steve Wraith. (Just reminding you, I know you're a big fan).

He's the epitome of a Mike Ashley manager, this cunt, in word and deed.

A record of his past successes…

Something more personal perhaps.

They could put a bid in for this.

Jesus Christ, that's terrible. Condolences, mate. I can't imagine what you're going through, I'm glad you're trying to push a positive message from it. The truth is that you don't know what's going on in anyone's head, even those closest to us, if they don't let us in. There definitely has been a lot more focus on mental health over the last few years and encouragement for people to talk about their troubles but some people are naturally reluctant to do it. How are you feeling? No parent should ever have to experience something like that. I hope you consider grief counselling, even if you don't feel like you need it right now.

brucey.... "I am looking forward to the challenge, can we get to the semi-final which would be wonderful of a club of our stature' honestly man, you'd think we were fucking marine. we're playing brentford in the quarter final of the league cup and the patronising cunt is coming out with shite like that. I.just wish the fat mess would fuck off.

😂

You’re giving him way to much credit.

Da Silva just made Shelvey look like the lead-booted shit merchant he really is and Thomas Frank had Bruce’s pants down with his second string. Great.

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-luxury-king-prawn-ring-with-sweet-chilli-sauce-285g/81371.html

Missed the first half- was defrosting an Iceland Prawn Ring.

Steady on there Lee Ryder, no reason for that kind of abuse.

It was a fucking joke giving him a year deal in the first place but renewing it just took the piss. He proved he was a liability last season

Is anybody able to explain the purpose of Andy Carroll? I know Callum Wilson is vastly superior but surely he deserves a rest and perhaps more importantly the risk of injury that would derail our season has to also figure prominently. I'm sure Wilson wants to play because surely he should get more service here than a premier league game but if Carroll can't do a job in a game like this then he's wasting a spot in the squad.

One of them was a pro MMA fighter

No but a pizza in a frying pan sounds like it could have come from me when I'm pissed.

Fuckin duplicitous wanker. Screams about the anti democratic EU for 4 decades whilst taking a wage from it then takes his place in the least democratic oragan of any Western democracy

RTG hardmen will be foaming he hasn't picked them. Shiting himself just like the Mags. FTM.

Hannon is a complete prick who is a professional at being wrong. "Nobody is talking about leaving the single market". He's also anti-lockdown. Hailed Sweden as the model to follow before things went tits up there. Then South Dakota where people took no notice of social distancing. Now got the highest death rate per capita on the planet.

Delighted

Imagine the raw materials needed for a statue. I'd be moving my pension into the mining markets.

Always nice to have a factual reminder of how shit Brewcey really is

Just take some festive advice from our upside down cousins.

I don’t know why but I thought he would be mint for us. Back in the day when I used to get excited about transfers...and back in the day when there were transfers

Posters who are worse than UM? I’m struggling. Help

Fuck. Send him my sympathy. Doesn’t matter how old you are, losing your old man hits you hard. Totally understand him taking a timeout from online shite.

What can you say. The world has been on a downwards slide since David Bowie passed and upset the quantum balance of the cosmos. My chakras have been are all over the place ever since. Still, it was good while it lasted.

Not upwards anyway.

This team under Steve Bruce wouldn’t get out of the Championship.

Magic

Very fond memories of Utrecht, not least because it's where I watched the 5-1 with the Nolan hat-trick

He’ll probably cry off and try to make it look like the other lad did. Not to mention that, by reacting that way to a critical article in a fanzine, he’s pretty much proven the author’s point that he’s not to be taken seriously.

So his next move in his man of the people takeover was to offer to sue a fanzine, and then offer them out for a fight? I hope this kid absolutely laces him all over.

The first rings a bell, no idea about the other one? I think the only other one that stands out, (other than the fish), is Dangermows with the Tony Blair pic. I don't go on too often and even then, there's a nugget or several straight in front of you if you're there looking for a laugh without having to spend any time on there whatsoever searching.

Reiver and magcatcherhutch?

me and a mate went over to france in 98 for a few weeks on our motorbikes, did a bit of a whirlwind tour, soaking up the atmosphere amongst supporters, mostly in cities england weren't playing in! anyway..... wandering our way back up the country from the south coast we stopped in auxerre and i had a fruit de mer pizza from a little takeaway place by the canal in the old part of town. apart from being the best pizza I've ever eaten (far superior to any ive ever had in italy) the bloke in the pizzeria had a team poster of auxerre on his wall and we were chatting (in english!) about guivarc'h and his imminent move to newcastle. he rated him very, very highly. mind you, auxerre was absoluyely stunning. I reckon if I lived there I'd be very happy with me lot, even really, really shit footballers!

He went to Rangers then I think he went back to France and did quite well. He even looked shit at the World Cup though

Hmmmmm.......