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Be careful what we wish for?! Over a decade of utter fucking meaningless pish, lies, villainy, has beens, never weres and never should've beens we've endured. Should we just wish for it to persist? What is the point of football if you don't wish for goals, points, cups or CUNTING ENTERTAINMENT? Fuck off you eat-an-apple-through-a-picket-fence, spastic robot, stick insect, not fucking funny, wanker cunt.

I don't even belong here but I like youse lot. Mental how everyone else is losing their shit about VAR and empty stadiums with fake crowd noises instead of questioning how in 2020 Bruce, Hodgson, Big Sam and Moyes have managed to waltz back into jobs jobs managing top tier teams. Letting Rafa walk and drafting in this cunt is one the most unexplainable things I've seen happen in football since Ally McCoist's Rangers lost to a part-time Stirling Albion team whose manager didnae even bother showing up and went to his pals wedding instead.

From NUFC.com If ever anyone needed any proof that Bruce is a fraud. It flat out doesn't matter if he's a good bloke, gets on with the lads, helps old ladies cross the road, writes cracking crime fiction or whatever else is alleged of him, he has a shit record because he's a shit manager whichbis why we're playing the worst football we've played in more than 25 years (I can't comment on prior). He's in the job because we have a shit owner who is a stubborn prick who refuses to learn from his mistakes. The mainstream media are completely and utterly out of touch with juat how bad things are because they aren't watching us week in and week out. At best they catch the odd game against darling opposition where we willlingly conform to our rightful role as fodder, then looking at the table thwy can smugly announce that Bruce is doing a good job with a tough crowd and the weigh of expectation up north. Except there is no tough crowd, just another ill informed misjudgement from pundits who couldn't care less about our current situation. There's not even an expectation that the removal of Bruce will have any lasting effect ok the overall trajectory of the club, the end of the Ashley era is the only ticket for that ride, but it does at least offer the hope of the odd game of football where we're not left wondering yet again why we bothered to watch.

British managers,British players,British pundits.They all stick together.If a foreign manager gets sacked for being a shit manager then he deserves to go.When a British manager does a shit job,it’s everyone’s fault except the managers.A British player dives ,especially an England international (Sterling,Grealish,Kane) and the pundits will say anything other than the player dived.A foreigner dives and it’s a dive. The same with dangerous tackles.When managers such as Bruce,Moyes,Warnock and Fat Heed get the push for being shit,they’re quickly installed as pundits again,sitting with their pals who have never directed serious criticism towards them. It’ll never change with us.We’ll always be part of the problem while a media darling is our manager.

Now he's blaming his parents. Unreal.

Oi, you absolute knobhead, I’ve just seen this! That was my first and only attempt thanks to the absolute rinsing I got on here

I saw a clip of Where Eagles Dare the other day and lusted a bit after Ingrid Pitt only to dream that night of the rotten corpse of the now deceased Pitt trying to straddle me and neck on. Just then, Scarlett Johansson walked in the bedroom and as Pitt's corpse pinned me down, she leaned across and whispered....."careful what you wish for." I then awoke in a cold sweat and thought to myself, that's the last time I won't be careful what I wish for, and that goes double for my football club. I then turned over and slept peacefully like a log. Yours, Mr Baft Dastard.

If the Oxford one is that good and they can roll it out reasonably competently (big if I know) I hope we'll see almost zero deaths by Easter and a degree of normality by the early summer. I think we have to hold on to that level of hope in the dark weeks ahead.

Cunts telling West Brom fans on Twitter to just put up with Allardyce’s stone aged football this afternoon....conveniently forgetting they’ve also been managed by Pardew & fuckin Pulis..... I think they know what’s in store tbh

“It’s not my fault lads, me fatha just loved licking minge.”

Peter Crouch ffs . I’ve always liked the arrogant “be careful what you wish for” craic, oh no we’d have to be relegated and won’t be in the magical Premier League where we have to apparently set up to not receive a kicking against any and all opposition (even newly promoted shite), all while being told we should know our place. We’d be missing out on nowt not being in the PL with Mike Ashley as owner tbh, we’d at least be competitive/somewhat ambitious as we’d be trying for promotion. The only thing I’d have been bothered about was in the past it would have seemingly made a takeover less likely, but the very PL itself was the thing that fucking blocked ours we’d likely have new owners if we were a championship side.

I reckon he should stick to wondering whether aljaz skorjanec gave his mrs a good seeing to whilst practicing the rumba.

While there's plenty of shite to fling at Ashley, Charnley needs to get some sent his way as well. He's the useless cunt that chased McClaren twice and was willing to pay compensation for him before he decided to stay at Derby. He's also be absent while we have a Covid outbreak at the club.

I think they tend to pop up if you're run down, although you can pick them up in european fish markets.... if you're not careful! anyway.... get well soon @PaddockLad

Covid has given you herpes? Righto you dirty cunt! Shameless.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence they all seem to big up Brewcey at every given opportunity....

Cheers folks, only symptoms hanging around as I emerge from 10 day isolation appear to be afternoon fatigue and several cold sores which have prevented me shaving for over a week for the first time in my life ... I look like Kenny fuckin Rogers

You would have to think that this would be Bruce's last managers job certainly in the premier league, probably in the Championship. That said there does seem to be an incongruous practice of employing known entity managers despite the known element being that they are shite and play dour football and struggle tactically.

" Ah was out in the cold at winter, personal non grazia at the cathedral on the hill. Ah was getting to close to the truth and the one time footballer at Wallsend Boys Club who got his first boot in the hooter at 15 who was now in charge of United was risking a Ryder boot in that very same squashed beak by freezing iz out. The Geordie boss, or so-called Geordie boss had obviously forgotten the score on Tyneside and nee way was ah going to let down me loyal punters by letting the Man U loving tosser off the hook! Olly always said, 'when you're pissing them off, you're doing it right' so ah was on the cunt like a rash. Fuck Bruce, ah've fried bigger fish than him, diary! Lol. Laters."

The main man isn’t about to let Brucie off the hook. The man is a true journo

I don’t really mind him (although I’d rather poke myself in the eye with s shitty stick than watch his show). But it’s disappointing, if unsurprising, to see someone else peddling the same old lazy bollocks. Edit: Crouch not Charnley

A stupid argument from Crouch made even more ridiculous given the fans have absolutely zero influence over when he’ll be sacked and who will replace him

40m Oxford doses due by end of march I think. I read there's a single dose one (Novovax?) which is hopeful of approval by the end of January. I'd be happy to use the army to roam the streets jabbing refuseniks - stupidity has too much power at the moment and it's about time that ended.

thing is, regardless of whether or not there's a connected effort to big up brucey it is happening regardless. peter crouch being the latest to use his column to tell any fucker who'll listen that us geordies should be careful what we wish for in wanting rid of the useless fat twat.

Definitely more opportunity for him to deflect legitimate criticism with his ‘hysteria’ excuse.

I agree, but shit like that on Twitter is just more ammunition for the "deluded geordie" bollocks

It's not a conspiracy they're just all on the same old boys circuit, whereas the likes of Rafa isn't. Easier to call someone you'll never really see or work with than someone you might work with or bump into on a semi regular basis.

I see NUFC Twitter thinks it's uncovered a conspiracy linking every pundit that's ever defended Bruce. They all have the same agent apparently. Except they don't. It's just the name of a lass that works for a booking agency and rings around booking after dinner speaker's. "Hi Mr Savage, would you be able to do an after dinner speech for the Slough Barclays Call Centre Christmas party please. £2500 for the night. And while you're on, can you do me a favour and stick up for Steve Bruce next time you are commentating on 5Live. Cheers" "

Just needed a quick dig at Rafa taking a better paid job at the end of his contract to make your day.

Hmmm

Glad you've had a mild dose, PL. I cannot wait for this thing to fuck off, what a prize cunt it's been.

If that’s our lot What’s the point in NUFC then? We seem to be the only club who have this problem so candidly. We survive one year and try to survive the next, eventually we get relegated, then promoted & it starts again. Scream if you wanna go faster.

The crappers reaction when they heard those two fuckers were on the way.

The ‘hysteria’ stuff is basically just a few people on Twitter because there’s no crowds at the games. But he’s using it to cover up the fact we look so clueless in almost every department in most games. Virtually everyone recognises the owner is the real problem and that our squad isn’t too 6 material but at the same time he’s nowhere near getting the most out of the players at his disposal.

It’s possible but the bottom two look to be down. I guess we need to finish 2nd bottom of the ‘mini league’ above them and we have a head start on most.

Probably struggled to find one big enough to cover that massive piggy snout of his. The hippo headed freak

You just know he doesn’t believe in any of that ‘PC bollocks’.

We’ve gone from a manager that was was respected but never loved by the media to a manager with too many friends in the media to say it the way it actually is.When the clown does get the sack,I wouldn’t be surprised if the media described his leaving as a sort on resignation which both parties agreed to.Chased out by the fans because of our love for Rafa and our reluctance to accept his previous job was manager of the makems will crop up again.From day one I’ve honestly never heard anyone mention his time at the makems as a reason for not accepting him,well apart from Brucey and his pals in the media.Trevor Sinclair on talkSHIT blamed the defeat at Brentford on coronavirus with particular emphasis on TOT being missing.He could only bring The Saint into the equation to back up his ridiculous statement.Brucey is one of the lads,and an ex-pundit,who will be back as a pundit as soon as he resigns.Keys and Gray will get him on the first flight to Qatar once he ‘resigns’. No one likes us ,so there’s no need to get too upset and ffs,don’t ring up radio stations because they will never accept it.

it's far from pretence to loads of folk man. people are genuinely fucked off because it's not acceptable. it's why the majority are pissed off benitez was allowed to walk away, because he at least offered some hope in that he recognised how to rebuild the club and was prepared to challenge ashley to get it, the only person to do since keegan was constructively dismissed. why the fuck that fails to register with you defies belief. here, i'm sure you've read this.... http://www.true-faith.co.uk/steve-bruce-tellin-stories/ another canny article by martin, but utterly pointless when the likes of him, the rest of truefaiths contributors, yourself and 30,000 others rush out and buy season tickets to fund ashley's destruction of the club while moaning at what's in front of their eyes. that's faux outrage.

It’s certainly not faux outrage. Bruce is on the record stating that he wants to take the club forward: “It’s definitely not the case that the ambition here is finishing 17th. Of course Mike Ashley wants more than 17th. We’ve got to take the club forward.” The problem is that he’s failed to do that and so now suddenly he’s moving the goalposts to claim that survival would be an achievement. All this after spending £100m on players only to have made us a worse side.

Hope you’re well @PaddockLad

Why “faux”? Shouldn’t we be disgusted that an NUFC manager is coming out with shite like this? “For a lot of people this isn’t good enough but we have to accept it” No we don’t.

He said it the same week as he also said he’s trying to take the club forward and it’s a work in process. You and he need to make your fuckin minds up...

You’re saying that like it’s news to anyone.

“Safe pair of hands” When they’re not shaking with the drink anyway

What a wanker. How can someone with ties to the city and who's been in football this long get the fans so little? Mind you with his record keeping anybody in the league would be a massive achievement so for him that's as big as it gets. It was always going to come to this, we all knew it. Now the slow dreadful wait till things get so bad even Ashley has to get rid of him and make the next inspiring appointment.

Fuck Off.