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Never tried that. I’ve had speed on my cereal a few times.

Shades of Rafa micromanaging from the touchline there when the camera panned to Steve Bruce with his hands up in the air shouting to his side "fucking hell"

#youhavemyaxe

Aye. All in the Eurovision Research Group. Grrrr.

For fuck's sake. THE FIGURES ARE AS "LOW" AS THEY ARE BECAUSE OF THE MEASURES TAKEN, THEY'RE NOT A REASON TO STOP TAKING THE MEASURES How fucking thick do you have to be to not get this

Parmesan Coco Pops? Sounds like a special at Fish’s English Tapas Shack.

It's almost like being on twitter! @Tom

FFS

McGoogled that for you.

I sincerely hope history absolutely pulls these type of cunts to bits especially the prominent ones but they say history is written by the victors and these bastards are backed by serious money.

Projectile vomited during my Covid test tonight so that was nice. Just as that swab touched my toncils. Chunks of scran in my beard. They made me do another one

At the very least, if the argument is that schools need to be kept open for the rest of the economy to bump along to some extent, teachers and other school staff need to be getting vaccinated with the same urgency as if they were front-line NHS workers. I know transmission is taking place among the kids as much as anything else, but you can't be expecting people to work unprotected in what we know to be a Covid hotbed.

Only problem with this is it give the pundit and radio cunts who only watch motd more ammo to say we are idiots for wanting better. We will look decent in the highlights and Chris Sutton and Robbie Savage will be on baiting people into bites tomorrow.

Going forward we were nothing without Wilson. Defensively we rode our luck a few times. In between we were lucky that Liverpool were off their game and we showed a semblance of competence at times. It’s pathetic that this is seen as something to celebrate but this is Newcastle United in 2020.

Dunno about organised like, their finishing and Schars last ditch defending nicked us a point

canny. a performance to match the description bruce gave to that at man city, except this time it was warranted!

0-0

Liverpool are lower odds to win 0-5 than Newcastle are to win 1-0. Ennnnjooooy the gaaaaame!

A couple of South American agents repaying a favour.

My choice of cocaine over cheese over the Xmas period about to pay dividends with the gyms shutting again.

I do too sorry - I meant he was knowingly walking into it himself.

Some scary parallels with other disasters.. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/extra/B0cJMZS3B1/Fiveboys

Kenny Miller.

He is a poor mans Shola. He has nice feet, a decent brain and the physical build to potentially be a PL footballer. Sadly I dont think he'll make it. For his attributes he should be getting 10 goals a season minimum. I don't see his value out wide. He isnt mobile or dynamic enough and doesnt score any/enough goals to play through the middle. He scuffs every shot he has. He seems like a nice bloke and its not his fault we spunked £40m on him but he hasnt hit the expectations of even a £10m player. Sadly we'll be lumped with him for years to come and possibly a couple of loans spells away before he leaves for free or a nominal fee.

Tim Martin is a fucking cunt so it’s not really a massive surprise.

It’s even worse when they do your nose first…

Not sure where I called him good, I literally said I can’t see us ever getting much out of him. We have him now, so the club may as well coach him to be at least useful which he was at Hoffenheim where he had a talented coach managing him, or we can just brand him as shite and get nothing out of him then give Bruce more money to piss up the wall and not coach.

Aye, way better off just calling him shite.

That was all on the assumption kids weren't that infectious - now it looks like the new strain changes that they should really treat schools the same as other workplaces.

Allardyce has, somehow, finally bitten off more than he can chew. Lovely.

They need to keep the schools shut. They need a full lockdown including construction and manufacturing. This is really out of hand.

Seems like the perfect time for Poopie Monster Cakes MKII- cheer them all up

Cookie Monstered your post.

Thank you for doing an amazing job.

As if we could attract the likes of Pulis 😉

Oh and I’ve discovered that when things are as shit as you can imagine they could possibly be, something or someone will come along and pile more shit on top of it. And you learn ways of dealing with it, whether your mates drag you through by the ankles, someone brings cake just in time or you have a tantrum and then have to apologise to everyone afterwards. I’ve surprised myself. Turns out I’m nails.

I was thinking of doing something with Maltesers and Nutella just to cover the full range It has been, and remains an absolute shitshow. I’ve teetered on the brink of several mini-breakdowns but a couple of weeks ago finally had my first full week of annual leave since February. Got my first dose of the vaccine on Boxing Day and feel lucky that I’ve managed to avoid the virus itself so far, although the anxiety about bringing it home to the bairn remains. Getting increasingly annoyed with people who think that once the clock strikes midnight and it’s 2021 that it will alllllll disappear and things will be better. We’re still playing Russian roulette with ITU beds where we hit capacity and then just about manage to split staff into 3 to create ‘just one more’ It’s not safe but it’s what we have to do. We got a voucher for a free coffee at the canteen though so every cloud. 👍

Squeaky bum time for Brucey- Tony Pulis: Sheffield Wednesday sack manager after 10 matches in charge https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55471175

not so easy though for abbey clancy with her mouth full.

Surprised he hasn't claimed to have killed and skinned the snake\crocodile himself, the bearded melt.

The clown shoes will come in handy I suppose

I've got this Sonatine

Fuck Off. Go back to sucking your sisters cock.