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We will barely touch the ball against this lot, they have CL football to play for as well as wanting to keep sharp for a final, that’s without mentioning they’re simply far better in pretty much every sense. Another side that iirc was a League One team when Ashley bought Newcastle but are now fucking miles ahead of us, guess it’s all down to us expecting too much.

#RichEnergyEnema

Pop across the river to the Bricklayers? They have an excellent doorframe you can smash your head off and look a right tit. 8/10 would recommend

I moved to Fulham last year. I’d get booking pubs now as it is nigh on impossible to get a pint round here on a Saturday nowadays. I’d invite you round to mine but I don’t want you highly trained idiots ruining my new astroturf!

#RandomBasketball

It's moments like these you just don't realise how lucky you are to be alive! Funniest thing I've read today was this in the Guardian: I'm positive that is a typo and was meant to read "belting". Dark forces will no doubt play their devilish hand as well!

ffs theres no need for that is what she said baddum tish

Can we sub out Bruce for the HT talk? Or at least distract him with a really big bag of crisps.

The tramp must be fucking annoyed about the bloke in the foreground blocking the can of Rich Energy.

Is there a graph showing momey spent on legal challenges against the Premier League? #Topofthelot

I was in two minds about watching but I think I'm about to witness a game that'll go down in NUFC infamy so I better put it on for posterity.

Smoky bacon did you say?

My totally uneducated wild guess is that arbitration proceedings will start soon and Ashley wants to put the EPL under additional pressure and to soften their resistance to get a positive outcome. I really do think that the EPL will want to avoid disclosure as this could open too many boxes of pandora.

People actually seem to like being lied to. As long as it’s what they want to hear and it reinforces their own prejudices. A lot of people are also racist, thick as fuck, pig-ignorant, etc. They deserve this government and this prime minister

Meanwhile at the BBC Having seen the "military" salutes on video, they were full on Nazi "Heil Hitler" salutes, one of the cunts even did the stand to attention and heel click shit. It was only a military salute if you were in the SS. Tell it how it is you bastards

Not to oversimplify things but maybe you're just a country of cunts?

Voters in Hartlepool now think the Tories are more socialist than Labour.

Economy was basically shut down more than ever, as it opens up again of course it'll grow faster than before, the key thing is where it's projected to grow to. That article is a deflection.

It couldn’t be, could it? https://www.rosebrides.com/men/cheyne-941892.html

Ooh, I wonder if this episode will involve Bergerac having a romantic liaison with a posh bird before helping Charlie Hungerford get out of bother over some shady deal

It's quite a day when I find myself agreeing with anything Richard Burgon has to say but he's not wrong here. The first thing Starmer needs to do is unite the Labour party. Not by taking on the Corbyn manifesto wholesale but by cherrypicking the bits that the public liked and putting them to the electorate in a sensible way. Yesterday's elections don't yet appear to be disastrous but they're obviously not good. When the Tory government has spent the past year supporting livelihoods up and down the country and are riding the crest of a successful vaccine rollout then they have an inbuilt advantage but Labour have to seriously look at how they're appealing to ordinary voters and getting their message across.

Was just hoping for some decent weather without leaving the UK tbh (okay technically isn't UK but not a nasty covid infested foreign place). My uncle worked for BA and could get free flights to anywhere in the world for his holidays. He went to the same hotel in Jersey for over 30 consecutive years, same room as well apparently. He was pretty boring tbf.

it's a date - i'll make my famous guacamole

fuck me, I never realised the ramones did a song about UM and his folk, never wrong apparently.....

I cannot disagree

I don’t think a fee has been agreed

And there goes a beaten man.😂😂😂

giddup! Only a HT team talk can fuck this now.

Brilliant by Willock that

Great save there agaisnt our "very dangerous counter attacking".

The argument is that Brexit is such a game changer it triggers the need for a referendum

The time frame puts paid to some theories. He literally disappears off camera for a few minutes at most and then is back on camera stark bollock naked. Barely time for an altercation. And some of his clothes have never be found It's mad to me that he should have to be careful which streets he shows his face in because of which school he goes to. I know most cities have estates you pedal your bike a bit faster through but (inner city London aside) you don't tend to literally fear for your life. The lack of education in England on the Troubles is scandalous mind. Literally didn't hear it mentioned on the syllabus when I was at school in the 90s

That’s fucking terrible. I mean that’s obviously fucking terrible but to report it like that. What an absolute joke

reported

God I hate us.

Try diet pepsi and mentos mints. Rocket man. 👍

Not DM

Don't let me cramp your style like. If getting the latest gossip on 14 year kids found dead and naked in storm drains is your thing, crack on.

Blatantly took the bait from one of those African Prince email scams

Twisting my words there Sammy, not fucking having that like. I don't hate Scottish lawns at all, only English ones and the overall practice of gardening in general. I will however concede that while the Riff Raff riff might be my favourite I have no authority to declare it the best. And while I'd normally take issue with someone calling a bagpipe solo a great riff i'll give you a pass. Not only is it great but I've tried jamming with pipers a fair few times and it's always been absolute fucking disaster (usually in D major).

My parents met on Jersey in the early 60s. Fuckin place has a lot to answer for

seems legit

We went to Jersey for a long weekend a few years ago. It was shite. Have a good time mate

I booked my summer holidays in Jersey last week after deciding Italy was too risky. Am I going to die in a war?

And Bergerac.

It’s the Old English way of spelling it- Modern English shortens it to cunt.

As someone said in that videos comments, that’s the best performance ever seen in a Scotland shirt.