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Apparently Jeremy Clarkson is a Chelsea fan, (of course he is! ) and hired a private jet go go to the the CL cup final and got twatted by a Man City fan whilst in Portugal. What a shame.

#reading

What are you taking these photos with btw? An old Nokia? I've seen nowt like it.

They’re right mind, they really are a special fan base. Which other fan base has given massive support to a sexual predator? Not just the vocal backing he got during trial, and abhorrent chants of support, but even after being found guilty their support continued to argue his case and insult the victim/her family. Special group indeed that lot.

Southgate on phone.... "Hello is this Middlesbrough security? There's a man who's following one of my coaches everywhere and looking at him with binoculars.......What does he look like?..... He's got a false moustache and a pair of thick black rimmed false glasses on. He's up near the press box."

Make the story about NUFC, did you say? Graeme Jones watch......

If you'd been put in a crate with a cover on as a child, it might have nipped some of these behavioural issues in the bud.

Needy post #737282

Dunno mind, my babies didn’t cry when I locked them in their crates…

You’ve nailed his “posh” Geordie accent there too.

Mackems looking over their shoulder at their new derby Hartlepool 3-2 Bromley: Rhys Oates scores twice for Pools in National League play-offs https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57297079

Thats aside from the club itself continuing to play him when they knew the extent and nature of what he’d done. Classy #league1 #heronfoods #reading #nappyrippers

This place Never forgive, never forget.

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#literature #sentences #punctuation #words

Surprised they haven’t caught "a whiff of gravy marra, FTM 6 in a rur (etc)” from that op mind…. Maybe they did somewhere in that mind-blowingly minging thread, 1 page was enough for me. The cringeworthy Division 3 bastards.

2018/19 Walsall v SMB 948 away fans 2017/18 Grimsby v SMB 3 away fans 1986/87 SMB v Barnsley 6904 1932/33 SMB v Portsmouth. Old Division 1. 3911 Well supported club my arse.

Couldn’t bend wire the shape of that.

League Onesie.

Special bond. MLF

Zoomed & cropped as it goes, if its all the sane to you, David fuckin Bailey

It's either a Nokia or he's made a pinhole camera.

Anyone else would've just seen a photo of a dog, Gemmill going all Rainman, 'Errr, Nokia 3250, I think, definitely Nokia, errrmm!'

FYP.

Thinks he owns the place, you’ve lost all control already

The scene at tea time tonight

And if disorientating them with a cover doesn't work, move on to his next taxi rank trick of gaffa taping their mouths shut

Aye I was particularly amused by the hashtags which funny even by his standards

It seems to be the mindset on there that, if it is written down, it's all true.

With. (He had UHT milk).

it’s a piece of piss compared to having a baby

I wish. Had to live off Rice Krispies for a week after buying it

With a Bells chaser

Absolutely guaranteed his tipple of choice is Stones, or, given his love of Manchester, Boddingtons.

Someone here might have paid £150 quid for an authentic long sleeve AC Milan 05/06 top with Pirlo on the back. No idea who that would be

Not as predictable as his 11:20pm beer fart after caning the Stones every weekday

It’s as predicatable as Bruce’s mid-morning stool. ( happy tea-time, everyone).

I'm gonna fully embrace our new saudi overloads to be honest, but then me heads been full of ashley, charnley, bishop, pardew, bruce and a mixture of steamrollers, jet engines, chainsaws and skips full of razor wire and the resultant death and gore for well over a decade now. the odd swift decapitation now and again is gonna seem like light relief.

Come on - they used to be white

Honestly at this point we can’t rule out the possibility that Rafa has shagged Edwards missus, the bloke is obsessed with Benitez. When people make points on Bruce his first go to is some attack or shite comparison to Benitez despite literally no one bringing him up. What a loser Edwards is, and seemingly a cuckold too.

Now be honest.....Who would know?

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