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Cleo Torez

The Day Today is now reality.

They read out an e-mail after that fro Mike Oxlong.

Someone should do the same editing job for this poor bugger.

And to think I've held off on using homosexual epithets to describe these VACCINE MINCEBOYS.

It was 6 o’clock this morning, Rainman. We’re not all up at that time updating our COVID death wall chart.

I had completed both by March (Pfizer). Nothing at all except a sore arm. Fortunately it was my left arm so didn't even affect my sex life.

Married to Amanda Poundmey?

Hancock will probably help his neighbour set up a lucrative hot dog stand.

Just waiting for his brother Warwick to get in touch now

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jun/16/cummings-texts-show-boris-johnson-calling-matt-hancock-totally-hopeless This should be good.

What is this mackem bellend laughing at?

😂😂😂

Get tae fucking fuck.

Didn’t realise you were Scottish

Fuck Hungary and their neo-fascist tinpot Trump, I was overjoyed to see them get done in their own overstuffed backyard, blackshirts coughing and hocking COVID bombs all over each other. Orban's namesake was fucking rubbish as well, wouldn't surprise me if that's his great-nephew or some nepotistic shit. Gulacsi's face when he had to face Ronaldo from the spot was a picture in resignation as well. Ronaldo could've taken that penalty 100 times and he'd have scored them all.

F(apped)YP

Hugh Jardon

Someone please call in as Hugh Janus.

They won. Now they need to get over it.

Bale misses a pen that’s now currently in orbit around Venus along with Chris Waddles from 1990

Not exactly an emphatic denial.

Someone needs to check that keeper's bookie accounts.

Don't know about goal of the tournament but this has to be the save of the tournament so far.....

They're equidistant. Now you can correct them if you run into them again some day.

New Year’s Day is a mixed bag tbf

Southampton away on New Years Day is a pisstake, by the way.

Yeah but that’s only all you could take in. You could still go to the bar after that. This was the 82/83 tour I think like. Can’t take any booze into test matches here these days

FYP for you Alex.

That's not mid-strength, that's piss.

It's probably cos I was right about already having had it back in Jan last year. Also it doesn't make sense that those most likely to be chinned by the virus are least likely to be chinned by the vaccine. I suspect it's the opposite. Anyway, enjoy your second jab.

You can’t feel pain in a vacuum. Moderna.

Having done the maths, I believe it’s actually 63 pints. So, not far off

Mine clearly aren't

Am I the only one, (probably), who just can't get away with seeing international teams not playing in their traditional kits? This France v Germany game, smart bits of kit but why the fuck have Germany got white shorts instead of black and France got blue shorts instead of white? Its trivial, yes absolutely but it's once every couple of years, wear your fucking proper strip!!! [Insert angry face here].

Germany are the Scotland of German international football

A crowd of Orban fanatics booing Ronaldo and then catching a foreign variant of the virus seems worth it.

#iwouldratherdrinkrichenergytbh

I can pretty much guarantee that your colleagues will be as disappointing to you as you are to them. Just enjoy this extended honeymoon period.

GTFFYFed YP

That really would have been baffling, Boumsong played for Rangers 😉

This post is so last summer

9,055 new infection today. Its starting to take off again

Nice to see we've got a cracking trade deal with the ozzies, one that sets the blueprint for the rest of the glorious trade deals we'll get. Pity it will destroy our agriculture and climate change commitments like, and trash our animal welfare standards. Still, at least it plugs the gap left by introducing trade friction with the EU.