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Mulling over an application for the German national team.

steve bruce checking he's got some bollocks, on account he's never seen the fuckers for 30 years....

He's also the reason why they now broadcast in widescreen.

"And today, Gemmill, that very same bouncer who came running in because he was a soft cunt. You knew him then only as Steven......" "But now I am known as just 'That cunt Wraith!" "Yes, the very same bouncer and self promoter extraordinary....... It's Steve Wraith!"

That is quite the fuck-up at a time when you're trying to convince people to get vaccinated.

Lifelong Tories getting shafted by the tories...its just...

So Cav didn't win on the Champs Elysee yesterday...fuckin phenomenal person, after what he's been through to even get back on the Tour was an achievement https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/57716296 Of course he's not just a legendary cyclist, he only married the last & one of the truly great page 3 girls.. I think I admire him more for that than his cycling THIS LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK 👇 https://www.google.com/search?q=peta+cavendish+naked&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=inmv&sxsrf=ALeKk03blNZLyiZ6zApT8WqZPwmInsWSaA:1626700174041&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjP_p2wmu_xAhXGTcAKHZG1AAEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=722

"So ah telt the cunt, or so called hard cunt, twa voddie & coke or I'll nip hame & fetch the fuckin glock, ken?"

Me and a few mates started there at the same time, so it was always alright working with your mates. The lass who ran the place was gutted when we all left at the same time cos she'd had steady staff for 3 years which was pretty much unheard of. She was asking me if I'd still do a couple of nights a week whilst working full time and doing accountancy exams. It did get spicy in there a bit. None more so than on Bangra night. Pun intended, but also it was just different Indian families turning up wanting to kick the fuck out of other families. Tandoori turmoil every week.

Fuckin hard barman, or SO-CALLED FUCKIN HARD BARMAN. Shitein it.

Aye it was him Gem, he's always bragging about it

At least Pardew reined his twat like tendencies in for a year or so after getting the job, although he was always going to revert to type. This slovenly turd started making his bacon grease covered gob go after 2 fucking days. Absolutely no redeeming features to the man, and I use the term man very loosely.

see brucey was giving his usual bollocks about the giant clubs again yesterday. we've got to wait on mid table arsenal to see if we can feed off their scraps. worse then pardew,, I despise the minging fat cunt.

No, buddy, he picked it up in 'Nam! Birmingham. Got pinned down in a fight with Charlie. Charlie Kennedoi.

There were seagulls trying to nick mg sandwiches on the summit of Helvellyn today. The little tinkers. Not so little actually , the cunts.

Another suspect!

I think I went once

I was waiting on the dance floor in Karate Kid crane pose, but the bouncers wouldn't open the door.

If you were there at any point between 1994 and 1997, then it's very likely I served you. Probably hated you for having the nerve to order drinks as well. I hope you weren't the lad who told me "I'm the sort of bloke that comes back with a gun..." cos I made him wait his turn for a drink, and an hour later kept true to his word. They locked the front door and the bouncers all came running into the club, the soft cunts.

if he put his full weight on it he'd end up midway between the earth's core and adelaide.

Not as loosely as he fastens his belt.

No mask could contain that fucking beak.

"You might very well think that but I couldn't possibly comment."

Thing I’ve never got about this Fullwell end 1970 crack is, he claimed to be there. It’s 51 years ago, so assuming he was 20 at the time as an estimate, the bloke is 71 years old. Probably best to leave it at that stage

If only there was something the billionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber could do to protect the livelihoods of his workers. Fucked if I can think what.

Ah, my favourite Malaysian Premier League team.

Also, can’t be arsed to wait for t00nraider2 to post his usual shite, so here it is in advance.

Never heard of her....... ......MY FUCKING LOSS!!!

You can strike me off the list, I was only back home for about 3 weeks in 94 and spent most of it blissed out on psychedelics and dope, cuddling twigs and gibbering.

FYP

Aye class. Really pleased for him. I watched the end of the stage yesterday and he never really got close but what an achievement to come back and equal the record after that big a gap. His lass's torso must be 80% tit as well. Incredible.

Gemmill still haunted by working for a while in tux2.

Let them dance. The world will be just fine without clubbers.

Well he’s an arrogant cunt on top of being useless, isn’t he? Does himself absolutely no favours with the fans then whinges to his media pals when the inevitable backlash comes along. Perfect manager for Ashley though.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/jul/19/katie-hopkins-deported-australia-visa-cancelled-video-big-brother-vip-channel-7-seven-network?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Around the same time he got a bad head wound in 'Nam. (He tripped over a kerb on his way to Villa Park).

"BUJ7, injured or 'injured'.....and another thing, did you see the coward mackem? Probably the grandson of the cunt I gave a haymaker to on the fulwell end in may, 1970, but would you have it?!? Cowards!!! Nail some sense into 'em!"

It’s hard to have sympathy for anyone getting Joelinton on the back of their shirt.

So tomorrow Boris will declare " Freedom Day" while in isolation. You really couldn't make this shit up

What I said above, but with reduced t-levels.

I think the vast majority realise he's a fucking pudding but I'm going to be honest, he's surprised me just how much shit he talks and at times he might as well have a shovel in his hand and shoving his weight on it the amount of digging he does on that hole of his. Never a month goes by in the season where he doesn't belittle the club even when he thinks he's doing it tactfully. Fucking dream manager for Ashley and his minion.

Even then I'd venture 3.5 million is likely underplaying the real figure. For the most part you're talking driving licence or passport. Even for me - living in the small town I fucking grew up in - trying to find someone who met the criteria to sign those bastarding photos was a right ball-ache.

That's being generous.

“Your Direct Debit has been declined” ”lads how do we spin this!??”