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There’s also a “growing possibility” Steve Bruce is exactly as shit at management as we all said. Fucking Edwards man, what a rare looking cunt he is.

Joe Kinnear was right after all.

He's a bright lad this one. Must have connections

Genius tbh. RIP

I was at a beer festival and it’s fair to say I made the right choice

Unless Willock is on the combined wages of Carroll, Atsu, Muto, Lejeune, Longstaff and Saivet (and a chunky fee from the Armstrong transfer) how the fuck is there no money for a loan signing?

A growing possibly that Mike Ashley will put on a few more kilos this year

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Lee Scratch Perry, 85… https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/aug/29/lee-scratch-perry-visionary-master-of-reggae-dies-aged-85?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

nufc.com reporting the attendance as 44,000 yesterday, (oddly the bbc, sky sports, nufc.co.uk not giving one at all) only 2 home league games in and we're already nearing the point where lee and brucey can claim they're gonna reward the people of newcastle with 10,000 free tickets.

“ Growing possibility” Throbber.

Sherwood is a fucking idiot though! it's not just the brain dead likes of him, Savage and Sutton etc but even Joe Bloggs on the mic who isn't a mate can't help pitching in for Bruce, it really is absurd.

Tim Sherwood has said one thing Steve Bruce can deliver is results , the manager with the lowest percentage of wins in the PL out of managers with a couple of seasons managed delivers results? The media is fucking completely fucking absurd when it comes to this bloke.

I've found out who was to blame for not winning.

The commentator at the end saying the boos were for var and the ref not Bruce. Just fucking nar, like. Absolutely bizarre the media loyalty this buffoon has.

Takes some effort to be in a band with Ginger Baker and still be the biggest cunt

The Stones as musicians don’t seem technical geniuses on paper or anything but consider how many other bands have aped them and sounded shite, it makes you appreciate how they did it well. Obviously, there was the raft of great songs but the guitar interplay, playing what the songs needs rather than what you want to play, having an ear for hooks and an instinct when not to step over your band mate. All that sort of thing is the good musicianship you learn after you’ve learned the flashy shit. Something like Beggars Banquet sounds like a trashy blues band in a dive bar and sounds like it’s about to collapse on itself at any moment but nearly all of it is cooly performed and rehearsed. That takes some chops. Not to mention Keith Richards was off his tits on smack. They pumped out some shite as well, though

You mean the sixth string? No need to patronise us. We do have feelings you know

“Today, on Mysteries of the Soil, how was this Inca skull found in a Boldon churchyard?…”

I was at fir park for Motherwell vs Dundee. I should have bought a kayak.

Oh aye, I'm aware of how it works. It's just Bruce being a mouthpiece for the club. Can you imagine Rafa blowing smoke up Ashley's arse cos we released 6 players and signed 1 ... "we've spent more than I ever could have hoped for in my wildest dreams!"

I think it just boils down to the owner and/or Charnley thinking we’re ok. I.e. this squad will keep us up. We know that’s the aim and they also have a track record of not acting until it’s too late.

When we scored the commentary called us Steve Bruce's Newcastle and further implied the goal was tactically credited to him. You're right, it's bizarre.

At least Hardy and Hope start early with critical match reports.

Dale Steyn said something about him being wired for test cricket. Just quick enough, economical run up, perfect wrist position allowing swing and seam movement. Or along those lines

He got out of jail getting a draw based on the whole game. Daylight robbery if we'd won that.

Genuinely think these commentators are the worst I’ve ever heard, one praised the cross from Murphy that went directly to the goalkeeper, while the other said Bruce has said he wants 4-5 players in on loan something which I don’t think Bruce has said and I don’t think it’s even allowed to have that many on loan.

Fucking hell have we had the ball anywhere near their box yet? What a fucking shit show this is. This commentator has repeatedly talked about how the Newcastle faithful expect attacking football, and about how we have so little possession in this game is this the first time this cunt has seen us play in 15 year?

'in defence of Steve Bruce he had horrendous injuries' I swear to God, there's species about to go extinct that aren't as protected as this bloke.

Sausage cock then?

That was Anderson’s 400th test wicket in England 😮

I take it back. Obviously a great father

I like bacon and I like tits, but you’ve now soured that

irritates the fuck out of me how many times he name drops 'the premier league' during interviews. either on a bonus from masters and his mates or more likely some kind of pathetic and compulsive need to affirm where he's working. grotesque cunt.

Because we’ve probably got the bare minimum in terms of staff and they probably aren’t paid that well either.

Aye, an entire argument smashed with one rebuttal. If I was in those press conferences, I wouldn’t be able to help myself.

The issue with the Ings goal wasn't Fede turning his back, it was the fact he was fucking 10yds away from his man whilst marking him on a long throw

"I've found a dinosaur egg!...... Ah no it's Andy's head."

Look, we've already broken our own rules to buy Willock, what more do you want?

I wonder who his first game is against

Brewceys entire managerial career summed up in one sentence, relying on one or two players to do something special to snatch some points. Over 20 years in management and still a fucking fraud.

#metoo

Bruce apparently implying he wouldn't have sold Armstrong or Ivan Toney unlike 'the previous manager'. So if Armstrong gets the winner tomorrow it's the mighty Rafa's fault, ok? How fucking desperate is this bloke? I wished I'd realised how good he is at nurturing talent as apart from the Longstaff's, Almiron and err, well, fucking everyone we wouldn't have big Jow up front if Bruce had've been here earlier and had young Arma knocking on the England door with Esteban Brucio working his unique coaching skills on him. He's still getting digs in at Benitez, man! Fucking desperate, this cunt.

Aye, the only reason we didn’t get dispensation last time and had to play Jak Alnwick was because some daft cunt registered Darlow before we loaned him out to Nottingham Forest and we didn’t un register him, so the league said we still had a fit registered goalkeeper despite us being unable to actually field him . Why the fuck does our club make things that are clearly easy so fucking difficult

They are taking the piss. I am not sure if it is out of the fans or Bruce but you can’t think of a worse quote to publish on social media.

100% It was like registering Dummett and Gayle when they were both expected to be out beyond January last season. Also, in the past few games, would we have been significantly worse off with Mark Gillespie between the sticks? Why not let Woodman go off on loan? Or, if Woodman is to be the Number 1, why register Mark Gillespie? Why not just use a kid as the sub 'keeper? It's not like Gillespie's going to be on huge wages. Fuck, we're so poorly run.

Can’t believe Kurt never got back to him.