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".....and several banning orders from Heron Foods!"

“ … and now I’ve got £561.00! “

Let's get tough. The time for talking is over. Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major and I mean major leaflet campaign

What Billy thinks Shakespeare looked like.

#Literature

Fucking disgusting, must've been the same cunts who daubed something about killing children with jabs on the primary school sign just around the corner I saw driving past this morning. I'd loved to have walked past them doing it if it was a quiet night.

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

#cartoon #yellow #funny

Campaign for the Laceration and Immolation of Tubby Owners and their Relocation Into Space

Lost my gold ring when I was out walking the dog. Gutted

Mag at work Righto mate.

my first ever computer RIP sir clive

I stick with my wild guess -judging on other pieces he has written about Manchester United - that he is the typical closet fan of “United” and Brucey was his boyhood hero.

He’s lost the plot tbh, he has been decimated in that discussion so he brings up some intangible thing like how he rates the players brought in v ones lost. ASM is better than both Rondon and Perez so Bruce gained him and since got Callum Wilson so it’s again trying to just make up excuses that aren’t there. The blokes a fucking shit manager, it’s not suddenly going to click in year 20+ of management and it clearly fucking hasn’t. It’s also fucking hilarious that he’s having a pop to “be accurate” about someone saying he said much better v marginally better but meanwhile either way he is saying a bloke has done a better job when it’s just been proofed out that he isn’t.

Bruce also “inherited” Allan Saint-Maximin and 40 million pound Joelinton not to mention Wilson the season after

“ Faat Bastard! “

“All I had when I started Rich Energy was a dream………. and £6m”

Probably some kid on an clerical apprenticeship who wants to ask him what his wage will be when he's finished it as he's only getting the statutory pay for his age/apprenticeship status and on the odd occasion he gets the courage up to ask him he's told the sky will be the limit as an apprentice entrepreneur.

Yep,that’s us and our unrealistic expectations again,Stevie.I hear nothing but NUFC fans demanding top 6 finishes.What a prick he is.

That's for cunts.

He may as well said deluded Geordies.

Another loss for wine and chicken boy. In other Bruce related news he’s chipped back at Shearers comments on Ashley, it’s exactly the fucking reason Bruce can’t be given any excuses related to the failings caused by Ashley as he’s more than willing to leap to Ashley’s defence whenever he can.

Gove taking over at Communities and Housing. Well if anyone know about being kicked out of your house at short notice and desperate then it's him.

Apparently when Keane threw the ball of Shearer, Shearer said “would you like me to sign that for you son?”

Peter Lilley on Newsnight right now has just compared the NIP to the treaty of Versailles. Perhaps he should think what that implies. The lunatics have well and truly taken oveer the asylum.

Ooh, I’ve really missed racist ethnic stereotypes in our comedy. Men in drag making gay innuendos as well. Maybe Chubby Brown can guest on the first episode of the Big Break reboot

Did they later edit out father and son talking absolute rhubarb in the Hartlepool election a few months ago? It happens all the time where someone is allowed to spout bollocks. Like you say, this lass might be a little more informed.

The point is the person being interviewed has their opinion censored because they’ve blamed Brexit for an issue they’re in a position to make an informed judgement on

They’ll presumably be refusing all future treatment from the NHS.

This was filmed live. In later editions of this clip guess which bit was edited out?

Just what has Luke honestly seen over the past two seasons to support his fandom of Bruce?

Corona virus and Brexit are probably making it difficult at his second home in Portugal too.

Tbf he’s going to have to shell out for damp proofing on his Manchester slum rentals at some point in the future, so he needs every penny he can screw out of the club. Poor bloke… 😑

If they’re patient we won’t need to worry about the PL at all. * organises mass meeting on day of the game… no one can find where it is.

Bruce isn't a quick learner as a manager, when an opposition team/players/manager finds success against him they tend to make hay in subsequent games unless there's a big change in circumstances at that club. Unless Leeds are truly hit with loads of injuries I'd expect them to beat us as they clearly had our number last season, to be fair, we had Bruce's number when he was at Sunderland and I was never that worried playing them after the 5-1 and his meltdown over the record played at FT. (That was Bruce down to a tee, lose a derby 5-1 and come out swinging at......checks notes......the lad that plays the music and reads out the substitutions). 👌

He really does

I dread to think of the state of the minion taking the shite photos for him. Probably is an actual minion

This club and man exudes pure misery. It’s just so pointless.

Armond was so brilliant he was nearly better than Alex Daddario’s tits.

It's a 28mm brass compression ring iyam, fuckin plumber threw it into the field for the daft twat to find

Gove is the first to move. Off to the Ministry of Sound apparently.

Famous Hardman David Beckham holding back Roy Keane there

Don't worry, he'll only end up flying to Norfolk Island anyway.

20 years since this.

I know my place on here. I’ll take the flak for the media. A bit like how brexit is all CT’s fault

Is that a warehouse in the background

Couldn't give a shit.

That's not what the "experienced heads", aka long term oddballs thought.