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Jonjo has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

🎵 It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to get things started for the Muppet show tonight! Parrrrrrrrrp! 🎶

“Whyyy carrrnt nice things happan to ower club?” *collapses/dies* 🎶on the river where they used to builllllddd the boats 🎶

60 seconds in and Wraith's said he was the victim of "far left trolling"

They'll be fucked for the match

That’s a better interview than Bruce gave in his entire time here. Probably because Jones isn’t a feckless snake.

fucking hell, just been catching up a bit on reaction to bruce being fucked off and arteta really has taken it badly! playmobil headed cunt.

Seems to take lots of holidays during the season for a football correspondent. It’s almost like he’s absolutely full of shit

I’ll bet Edwards nipped people in play fights as a kid.

The reaction to Bruce getting sacked has been fucking insane. I’ve honestly seen nowt like it in my whole time following footy, you can see exactly why a bloke as fucking hopeless at management has hit 1,000 games. This is a bloke who had a police escort and had coins thrown at him at Sunderland, Villa fans pelted him with cabbages, all the other fan bases gave him abuse yet we’re the ones singled out as if he’s had it miles worse than any manager ever?

This is a new era

Tbh not his fault he was playing two teams at once

Aye my mate was there last night. Reckons Keegan said he's had a couple of calls with the new lot. 👍

He would also make vegans eating hyenas.

Nothing would make me happier about this whole takeover than to see him given some sort of ambassadorial role at the club. The man could talk Hyenas in to becoming vegan.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo We have loadsa games and lodsa points to get. What's wrong with you pissy pants

You’ll not be getting one tonight- it’s Fosters Night at the Raby, £10 for a 4pint jug and the Knight has £40 burning a hole in his pocket. Chicken Fried Rice, Chips and Curry Sauce on the stagger home.

Trained 3 days in a row as well

Bootiful

The mackems are so fucking weird, that ‘claiming’ of anyone that is in any way connected or supports NUFC as being undercover MLF’s is weird even for them. As MF says they’re welcome to him, who the fuck would want to claim Wraith as a fan . Its just so fucking weird though, imagine seeing a mackem and going “I bet you were a Newcastle fan growing up weren’t you?”. I’d say it’s childish but tbh it’d be embarrassing for a child to be going on like that, let alone grown orks.

You just knew this fucking talkshite thing would be a pudding magnet.

Aye,they’re both shite

Imagine how annoyed Luke Edwards will be if the lads play a blinder

Inoffensive thread title guarantees a loss

KK https://t.co/LnVTPLjrh5

He's gonna do the same as he's done every time before. Wait until it's way out of control then hold a bumbling press conference to announce plan b. Of course if there'd been a public inquiry, he might not find it so easy to keep doing the same stupid shit over and over again.

Lads, no one wants to listen to their kid learn guitar at high volume.

Good post.

Steady.

Almost 2 weeks and still no supporters pub. PIF out.

“That Gravesey fucka drove everyone mad with his 👀 tweet, ah cannit have him outdo the knight Ryder”

And from NUFC

Chicken? with wine, naturally

Aye There are loads of options for quiet practice and bedroom level learning that can turn into loud playing further down the line, just have to look for the right things, Katanas can do headphones to 100w with the flick of a switch and sound great. @Monkeys Fist When hes looking to upgrade come back to us and we'll help you out

Aye, I was in Amsterdam last week and just like NI it was pretty much masks everywhere but what really liked was the covid passport needed for most things. Going into a bar, restaurant or attraction it was a quick check and off you go. Of course I have an EU covid passport so it was a piece of piss but I dunno if it recognises your blue QR codes.

I forgot my mask today when I went to the shop. I felt like a proper daft tramp walking around without it on. Rare treat for the ladies though.

There’s always been at least 2/3 million who refuse to work, whatever the circumstances…. https://www.economicshelp.org/blog/780/unemployment/unemployment-rates-history/ If you give a fuck about them, you’ll end up going mad. Most are unemployable anyway. They make fuckin damn sure they’re unemployable too. What employer wants an overgrown manchild giving bullshit excuses for not turning in that even a 14 year old school boy would be embarrassed to roll out? For anyone who wants to join the “GET THE DOLE WALLERS TO DRIVE THE HGVS” brigade that seem very vocal on socials at the moment, give me a policy on how to achieve that? What’s the enforceable plan which would get through Parliament? Don’t get me wrong, I think that’s coming in some form, seeing as whale spunk boy has just vomited this into the ether today https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/ex-convicts-could-ease-labour-shortages-says-dominic-raab-0vp2zjwtb. But where is the money coming from to train convicts or malingerers to pass an HGV test or training for other sectors which are facing huge post Brexit recruitment issues (ie every sector)? How about a windfall tax on CoL profits? Oh..we’re doing away with things like that too? as @ewerk pointed out the other day https://www.ft.com/content/359dee15-5e78-4b3c-a305-55da827fbb52 So that’s the giant tax haven in our capital city that every medium scale crook to literal international gangsters like Trump launder their fuckin loot through getting a tax cut but we’re all supposed to do as The Sun & The Daily Mail tell us and blame the feckless useless wanker round the corner because he’s claimed his kids school uniform on his exes? Folks, we’re being had. As @spongebob toonpants & @Monkeys Fist have said, know your enemy..