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Nailed on that this was Ashley's parting gift to Bruce. Don't rock the boat, don't ask for transfers in the Summer and you will have a nice £8mil payoff as a reward

He's onto the deed poll this morning to change his name to Allardichio 😉

They certainly are the Stephen Hawking of the debt world.

That's what MF's garden is going to look like soon.

Could be prophetable for them mind.

Like the Saudis are ever going to believe in someone called Jesus!

Class. Staveley spends 3 weeks sounding out the best European coaches around and the PIF bloke puts his mate from the Saudi league in charge instead

Don't think we can be 100% certain on our opinions of what players can and can't do until we see them with a competent manager at the helm. If Lewis gets some coaching he might be a decent Left Back. Almiron might return to the kind of performances we saw under Benitez. Saint Maximin might be utilised in such a way as to allow him freedom without asking any tracking back from him. Hell, Joelinton might be a useful player in the right system, for all we know.

PotatoedYP

Because he assumed it wouldn't be his problem to sort out.

YOU THINK WRONG

Fair play to Herons for branching out

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager I'd have keegan back till the end of the season in preference to 3 of the top 6 in that list, possibly 4. the top 2 I know next to fuck all about, but then I'd have to concede I've found it hard to drum up much interest in nufc for large parts of the last 13 years, never mind the fortunes of managerial careers in europe!

Lascelles was playing really well at one stage under Rafa, although I don't think he'll be good enough to be in any trophy winning side. But it's still a good attitude to have to believe you are good enough. As opposed to wankers like Shelvey who are happy to coast along with gaffers like Bruce because they aren't arsed about winning anything.

I don't understand why it would be an attractive proposition for anyone right now.

Sort your garden out mate. You won't be able to find the shits you need to pick up.

Surely that's the chance Fat Sam has been waiting for.

I imagine we've all seen the headlines about this lad but it's nice to see that even under our morally dubious ownership, the club has supported him. It is worth noting that a reasonable number of (apparently) Saudi fans of the club are being less inclusive in the comments and being called out by other fans. Could be an interesting dynamic longer term.

Rafa is elite. He'd do allsorts with a bankroll. That wouldn't necessarily involve trophy signings but he'd build a successful side without question.

Well, on that cheery note…

Stick a new one out, which is admittedly completely stupid and a minute long https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/thomaskeith/joey-ramones-jeans

So is this your dog now? Or is there some sort of trial occurring? Now that he's lost his slave name and been made a free man, you can't send him back.

Aye- his standard attire of donated BHS black jeans and Pumas is nothing like this coulrophobic’s nightmare.

Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh

The best bit is he won’t even own any of that stuff

Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero

Dweezil… best shot I could get. Fucker is 100mph

Dylan says to tell you that cockers have "bullshit energy levels".

Hes a shaggy dog story

"Wicket the Wonderdog likes this 👍"

That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer?

Oh, did you post on NO?

Good luck to the Fists. Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that.

Yeah I've heard of a few people in the same households as those who have it somehow avoiding catching it too. Just be as careful as you can be I guess. Force them to live in the shed for a while, as long as you agree to pay for therapy afterwards?

No they’re not! They’re a “massive club” with a “rich history” & “class” who everyone adores. They’re merely on holiday in league one to give the other teams a cup final.

My mates lass got it last week and somehow he’s survived without catching it so far. Could just be an excuse to make him kip on the couch like.

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Despite his many failings we had some really enjoyable games under the self appointed king. Mind you we had some quality players as well; Ba, Cisse, HBA, Cabaye, Wijnaldum, Colo, Jonas, Shane Ferguson and an untold number of substitute left backs.

Wish our lads would neck a few of them before we play in it, fucking hell

It’s currently the Carabao Cup, sponsored by “ Thailand’s second most popular energy drink” ( I shit thee not) Here’s the chairman.

I don’t think snatching a manager off somebody is a rebound but I agree I’d enjoy a more expansive style if possible. Although bar some mad fluke from Pardew our best football under Ashley was probably under Rafa.

Imagine robbing Rafa off Everton. Shelvey would react like he’d been asked to do a shift at the coalface

Fonseca is obviously just too much of an unknown quantity at this stage. If we were mid-table with a well balanced squad might well have been worth a punt, but they need someone who can come in and get points from the get go, Fonzy is more of a 'let's dream the dream!' option.

This might be controversial but I think we should play our best players from now until the end of the season. I know, it’s a mad old opinion.

Did the richest people on the planet low ball him?

If they do, Chelsea should offer to play 3-shots-and-in and let them play rush goalie.

This is weird. He’s our best player, maybe Wilson pushes him close.