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They should do a five minute bit on football focus to keep them happy, do it from the local butcher's shop in Sunderland where he's got some some red and white ribbon around a slab of pork with an 'up for the cup' sign over it and let his customers tell us how it's got the whole town buzzing. You know, like they sometimes do with lower league clubs who have a half decent run and years from now they'll point at Billy Marra the butcher and say, 'memba when wa had that brilliant cup run back in 2021? Wa got to the quarta finals before getting beht off West Ham and that cunt Moyes who sent wa down cos he couldn't lick big Sam's bewts. Anyways, the telly came around and filmed in his shop for the game, playace was chocka! Am telling ya, man, wouldn't happen anywhere else, biggest club in leyague one, us.'

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/merson-newcastle-new-owners-bruce-22003767 He told Sportskeeda: "I worry for Newcastle. Nothing’s changed for them – they don’t have a manager, they’re in a relegation battle, and I don’t know what’s going on. the irony. what an absolute fucking meatball.

“ Nucarsell shouldn’t nevah of sacked Bruce. I hope they don’t become successful. Anyone got any blow? ” There you go

Big fan of Hope cherry picking that quote out as well

He’s thick as fucking mince. Little to no insight with a massive chip on his shoulder.

You can tell he hates Bruce mind

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Barely 3 billion the fucking pauper

Meatball All you have to do is listen to the cunt on Soccer Saturday to realise he's fucking clueless and hates us.

I doubt Merson has known what's going on since the mid-90's tbf

I hope we vote against it tbh

Rotherham will be host to the North East behemoth, the Bayern Munich of leyague one.

Wee village in Fife, they were a non league Juniors team until fairly recently, had a lot of money pumped into them and now look like they're trying to pull a Gretna. Tbf they're probably good money for a few more consecutive promotions but I'm on the other side and hope we fucking do them tomorrow.

“I’m off to Portugal….you lads….err take the week off” ”we’re playing on Saturday boss” “errrr maybe take the weekend off an all”

how many favourites have their been now? 6? it’s almost like they’re cycling them round to keep bets coming in.

Would a coke addict be bothered if his dealer was giving him a kilo a week on the house?

He should shut the fuck up about us. One of the worst pundits out there, which is impressive tbf. I didn’t read the article as the Ronny gill website makes my phone implode, and his comments are a load of rubbish. He’s going to be one of the most bitter out there about all this mind, if we get to the Man City type level as he won’t be able to carry on with his “Villa are a bigger club” shite.

You don't need to read an article pass those comments tbf. I don't know why he bothered trying to get sober, I doubt anyone could tell the difference.

Carried himself well has Jones tbf.

Stop listening to TalkSport man

Haven’t read the article btw, just passing comment

Didn't the Gold brothers make their money from tities, definite rabbit off somewhere.

You could play that twice and still be within the time limit for a Eurovision song. Don't suppose you fancy a trip to Turin?

When my nippers were little Mrs.F. had this app that played an annoying-as-almighty-fuck cartoon toothbrush singing some song about brushing their teeth for 2 minutes to get them to brush for that length of time. It near drove me insane every morning, until I realised Blitzkrieg Bop was 2 minutes long and they much preferred it. Punk toothbrushing rocks

Hope he's not using any related entities for sponsorship

Put my £5 free bet on us to win. Easy money

Minority stake too. Pathetic.

FYP

What the fuck do they want him to write about it? They’ve beaten QPR, Wigan and Blackpool to get to a Carabao cup QF, it’s not exactly a massive story is it? I suppose it’s just another thing for them to be indignant about, as I said they best get used to us getting all the coverage again as we all know that’s what’s coming.

Tldr: Dazzler wants George to stop talking about the Mags and start talking about Sunderland.

Could be prophetable for them mind.

Liverpool 70s and 80s and this is one of the many Man U 90s/2000s wankfest shows there'll be. Only watched the first one, didn't bother watching the rest, pure PL propaganda as well, should've just called the self titled 'big 5' greedy bastards and it would've been just as accurate.

Like the Saudis are ever going to believe in someone called Jesus!

Aye. For the hundredth fucking time: this market rounds to about 200%. Anything above 100% is house/bookie advantage (or "theoretical" profit margin) so 200% is pure pisstaking. A fucking roulette table only rounds to 107% and big horse races usually spike at about 135%.

Maybe a tactics session or two might have been a novel idea.

I ordered my day 2 test for next week from Boots - probably tories somewhere along the line but definitely not set up on the fly by one of the present pack of bastards' chums.

Aye if I were him I’d still Be on it. He’d probably make more sense

'I bet you enefink Nucarsell get beat on Saturday. Shit I carnt av a bet as Im an adict arnt I'

There was a few bits about Newcastle in it. Obv the rant by KK but fuck all about Shearer breaking the World Transfer record. Nah. There was a bit that showed KK in training getting involved. Pure class. Just listened to TalkSport on the way in Brazil has such a fucking pickled brain. Asking Agbonlawhore who out of the London clubs will finish top. He said 'I suppose we have to include Brentford' and forgot about Chelsea They've discussed getting rid of Sir Ole and even said Farke should be sacked if he loses v Leeds this weekend. Then, they mentioned how Dean Smith should be sacked to take them to the next level. Yet Nooooooooooooooo, Bruce has to stay.

Slim to none, he would be ideal in the short to middle term though and still worth pursuing since he's still hated by Everton fans and there rumours of there being a rift between him and his bosses. He's already got a tune out of a lot of these players that are now deemed not up to scratch and undoubtedly has a checklist of "why I didn't see eye to eye with Ashley and what needs to be prioritised".

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/newcastle/next-permanent-manager I'd have keegan back till the end of the season in preference to 3 of the top 6 in that list, possibly 4. the top 2 I know next to fuck all about, but then I'd have to concede I've found it hard to drum up much interest in nufc for large parts of the last 13 years, never mind the fortunes of managerial careers in europe!

Hopefully they take Martinez in case our lot are stupid enough to be considering him.

YOU THINK WRONG

Stick a new one out, which is admittedly completely stupid and a minute long https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/thomaskeith/joey-ramones-jeans