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Football is almost entirely bent at the top level part 2,879,346:

I'll know better than to post a clip from a terrible Kid Rock video in the future.

China limits screentime because it has a nation of video game addicts. Moreover, your average Chinese young person has had a lifetime of coddling through being an only child, so much so that it has given rise to the label of 'little princes and princesses'. When I was out there I taught English to a few of them and while it's very anecdotal, they did not strike me as a particularly driven bunch. And while you may call the people we raise on the west 'pussies' I would prefer to see them as 'emotionally developed people who are able to look compassionately at the lives of others, and also attempt to deal with their own personal damage in order to make their lives better in the long run'. Yes there'll be some who go too far, but you don't actually meet very many of those, day to day, in my experience. It's more something that youtube channels get worked up about, rather than being real.

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He’s also still a pompous wanker.

He’s obviously never chopped firewood in his life. Everything about that picture is wrong, he’s more likely to chop his foot or knack his wrists than chop that log, the idiot.

😂 Don't know who or what but it's happening

Nothing to see here, just an ITV journalist checking on the PM's mental state UK OK HUN?

Appearing disjointed, confused and frankly bewildered there....Will he get the Diane Abbott treatment from the press? More chance of him flying to the moon on fuckin Shergar than that happening

Totally insane bastards. A Christmas parade in November, FFS!!

Filthy bastard.

#PoorForm #ShitCrackLumberJack

*laughs in Rob Lee*

So, this article by the BBC reckons Man. Utd. are looking for “an interim manager to the end of the season… …Only realists, or older managers possibly not seeking a permanent job, are likely to find that scenario attractive.”

Aye mortal may also have had something of a part to play

Mebbes

If you keep saying stuff like that they're going to confiscate your pension. Learn which side your bread is buttered

Well well. When can expect the call to meet in private with the 18 other clubs, barring Rapechester United, to decide how to illegally punish them?

I said at halftime on Saturday that he’s much better when he doesn’t have time to think. It applies to most players like to greater or lesser extent. But it particularly applies to BUJ007SMB

All the funnier given what a little cunt he was as a player. I bet Clarko likes him

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/solskjaer-interview-man-united-sacked-22231842.amp Have a bit of self-respect man, they’ve just fucking peddled you. Lower t than Quiff, tbh.

Wolf jerky

Another thing which could only exist in America. This video and the lyrics to the pathetic song are like parodies layered on top of parodies. It's dizzyingly shit. @TheGingerQuiffplease tell me you don't actually like this horseshit.

My biggest regret that still regularly haunts me was my reaction to an ordeal involving a family of known violent psychopaths a good 20 years ago when going back home to visit my mum. As much as I feel I was a total coward, I still cant see how I could've resolved the situation without volunteering to be a second victim. I totally get your reluctance to intervene.

Get Wayne on the wheel.

So Ole did an interview with MUTV after being sacked. What a spineless lickspittle he was.

#axe #shed #leginjury #combover #onlyonejacket

I still maintain to this day that the mackems copied our badge design btw. I first wrote a scathing letter about this in the Pink decades ago and John Gibson replied "Meow!" the senile fuck. If you're reading this Gibbo, you know fine well they did.

I thought the withering critique of the collar was bad till I read the rest.

@Howmanheymanwhen he sees this post.

Mate of mine used to get very sweary when he got annoyed, he once pulled off the rare “double swear” by splitting a sweary with a sweary. “ He’s a bas-fuckin-tard “

No. Fish’s fondness for natter is what drove his Mrs. to Aldi “Neck Massagers” in the first place.

Austria is even worse and making vaccinations mandatory albeit starting in February for some strange reasons. They are having a full lockdown now as well. The problem in Germany are especially those fascist idiots living in eastern Germany who should fuck off to Russia tbh. Or to Gotham. As for homeopathy, those people believing in this sort off humbug but not in vaccinations should fuck off to some remote island as well. Preferably one with large carnivores. But it would be a start if health insurers would stop paying for placebo treatments.

This is horrifying but I can't look away

Milan joint top with 40 year old Ibrahimovic scoring 2 this weekend. He's some boy like. - Only player still going who's scored in the 1990s, 2000s, 2010s and 2020s. - Currently playing his 23rd season - Scored 30 goals in 44 games for Milan since he's gone back. - If he gets to the World Cup with Sweden he will be the 2nd oldest outfield player in history, behind Roger Milla

It’s the fire blanket they used to put out the furnace they cremated the chicken in.

Sorted

Can we all agree that this isn’t black and white stripes though? It’s a black strip on a white shirt front. There should be a minimum of three black and four white stripes.

Joelinton looks a different player, all over the pitch putting in good tackles and passes and cracking finish. Really mint to see us playing on the front foot for the first time in fucking years.

He’s calling you for dinner- Chinese mouse as an amuse bouche.

I hope from now on everyone just drives past and gives them the Vs through a closed window. I can just about understand turning up for Howe's first training session, but these cunts are just turning up every day like it's their job. They need a security guard with a really powerful tazer. I'd love to hear Pearson's video intro after he's been blasted with some volts.