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This doesn't feel right here considering the filfth posted above (!), but what the hell. Tired, somewhat numb. Got the inevitable phone call at 4.30 this morning to tell me my Dad had passed. Peacefully, in his sleep, and tbh it's really just a relief. I hope I never have to watch a loved one die in slow motion again. I haven't really even cried yet, but I know that's okay. Maybe I will at some point, maybe not, but what I do know is I loved him in life and that's what matters. So all in all, I feel okay. A word to the staff at the Freeman, they have been outstanding throughout, there's no way I can thank them enough ( I literally can't thank them because of the corruption and bribery protocols, huge irony given the government we have).

Read her Wikipedia page. Apparently she went straight from the Communist Party to the Tories. Or in technical terms: a reverse Rayvin.

“Ungrateful for the leaders previous generosity, unhappy with current position in party, possible upstart, watch closely” - General Secretary 03.02.22

A “reverse rayvin” sounds like a service Chez Given would order.

On behalf of Team Moist, ( the things I had to scroll past to find that, btw )

what's your favourite kind of transsexual? FTM

You're dribbling foetid bullshit from your endlessly yammering trap.

Very good, but don't we have Diego for this insight now?

That's not to mention the private school…

Hope really needs to be at their first press conference.

Social Media Manager.

🎶Sunluns a massive club 🎶

that would be the reverse ferret up the arse with a champagne lubricant

SENSATIONAL

Bet that bord cud pure spark Sheeera out tho marra n the magz would be FEWMIN

You're a loose cannon, but dammit you get results, I can't chain you to a desk, you need to be out there in the field.

Sorry to hear that, mate. He’s lucky to have had a son like you

Whilst shouting “ I AM NOT FUCKING SORRY!”

well, she looked 18. FTM

Mind, full marks to whoever successfully submitted this to the acronyms section of thefreedictionary.com

a quick scroll of your recent internet history? @wykikitoon - i take it i can welcome you back to team wet sheets.

can anyone remember who throw their toys out of the pram when the news broke that HF and chezgiven were made mods at one point?

Can we please have a Sunderland thread where only Essembee is allowed to post? It will just be him shouting into the ether about taking the Fulwell end, the drink driver, and people spitting on Darren Bent’s mam. I’ll be honest, I’d read it.

Art, dahling.

That's standard practice. Gol and me did that to Swindy all the time, drove him round the twist. I did it to LeazesMag once as well but he was so incandescent with rage about defending Shepherd, he never clocked on

Jheh wahnt som ov meee blue pandah pop hinny? FTM

How’s the CV looking?

That’s quite a famous old photo of some ‘commoners’ taking the piss out of a tiff schoolboy outside of Lord’s before the annual Harrow v Eton cricket match. And people still think it’s a good idea to draw our PMs from that particular rancid pool

Wasn't a private school ffs. St Cuthberts?

I honestly can’t get my head around the quantum levels of stupidity involved in this Sunderland fans tweet.

The problem remains the owners & lack of cash / revenue.

One of my mates got a job as a prawn sniffer in the 80s. Niche.

Watching an old episode of Bullseye on Challenge. Jim Bowen: "And what do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I grade carrots." Different times, different times

Spurs the "big 6" stabbing each other in the back. I'm sure their "no sale to newcastle" policy will stand the test of time though https://theathletic.com/3104063/2022/02/02/tottenhams-transfer-window-signed-agreement-for-diaz-interest-in-dembele-and-jury-out-on-paratici/

What a fucking brutal list. Fucking hell thank fuck we were taken over or we’d have seen similar lists

Aye it’s a shame for them tbh. They’ll have to put up with his legion of defenders in the media for why the football they’re served up every week is fucking shit and why they failed in a bid for promotion. He’s a fucking shit manager, that’s the end of it. Edwards embarrasses himself everytime the topic comes up, the Newcastle fans were spot on from the off regarding Bruce but he’s conveniently just moved on from it, I’m sure he will similarly act like that comment wasn’t his opinion when it goes wrong at WBA.

He cried off as well.

"Eeee-orrrrrr!"

Ewerk sums him up quite beautifully. He engineered Brexit then fucked off to let someone else deal with it. Also, he was right at the centre of an absolutely catastrophic response to COVID (especially as we had the advantage of being an island, having forewarnings as we were several weeks behind some other countries). And is he remotely contrite? No, his view is he saved the country from it being worse by avoiding a Corbyn government and a second referendum. Also, he thinks he looks good in SuperDry jogging pants