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Quite a few of them swallowed it.

Quick, someone show him the results.

Yes

Again, situation normal on Wearside..

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students? A PDF file

I remember when people told me I would get to like Lee Bowyer. I never did.

Dr. Fewm.

But with all this obsession with the red wall, is anybody taking notice of the blue wall?

Was it Kevin Phillips?

Oldest trick in the book that, I don’t believe him tbh he’s talked about winning the Balon D’or one day so those quotes fit. Like Wykiki says too there’s not a whole lot of difference between what the original posts said and what he claims was meant, the end result is the same really even if he didn’t directly mention them.

Or, in other words, “I gave the daft cunt a bollocking for trying to promote his board game and getting roped into a dodgy interview and Allan will be saying the square sum of fuck and all in future”

I can't fucking stand 'Pep', Klopp is a pain in the arse as well but he slightly pips pep in the likeability stakes. I couldn't give a shit who wins the PL out of the two although as the Liverpool game has now gone then I hope we stop Man City as it's it's all about NUFC. I prefer watching Liverpool out of the two clubs but that's just more of their attacking style that I find easier on the eye. I prefer both clubs to Man U and Chelsea so hopefully that brings some solace, (as if he'll need it!) to London blue.

No, apparently when they've realised it's a piss take it's now 'Mags bickering amongst themselves and getting themselves worked up about a piss take.' The lack of self awareness is fucking galactic in scale.

My ward have just elected our first black councillors for 48years. I’m chuffed for her- it’s a pretty safe seat but progress is progress. 👍

If Gemmill could get an app to keep his garden tidy, he’d be all over this. Doubly so if he could get a battery powered robot strimmer

Where’s the flags???

Sunderland's answer to Dr Gloom.

Fuckin hell was that it holding up a piece of red/white A4 paper, mind you they did splash out on the cats eyes...gold foil looks like they they went to Poundland

That half of them immediately scrunched up and just threw onto the pitch. What the fuck is wrong with them?

He seems a canny enough lad but obviously likes smoke blew up his arse. Like Bruno he isn't shy but the minute you stop producing on the field it gets brought up in a negative way instead of the 'OMG! Have you seen ASM's tweet? Lol. The goat etc, etc' it becomes criticism. Yes we have limited players and unfortunately ASM can be both brilliant and limited in the same 90 minutes and sometimes the brilliance doesn't get an airing. NJS sums it up in a nutshell.

I’ve seen loads say “the mags invented flags at games then” as the defense. While we didn’t why’ve they not bothered doing anything like this before? Total shit rip off.

Anyway "if the players I was setting up were better I'd make more goals" fails miserably because: a. The cunt never passes and b. When he does they go astray and c. It's not like he's making chances that are missed. So he's saying his non-existent passes would reach better players which is shite as its his responsibility to hit the players we do have. It's also not as if he made loads of goals for Wilson when we did have better than what we have now.

Just as an alternative point, far too many people are getting astroturf and getting rid of plants in favour of 'outdoor living spaces' in the gardens and that is fucking pollenating insects, nesting birds etc. Letting your lawn grow out for a month is a good thing for the local ecology.

This is worth 2 minutes of your life..

They’ve had another poll and decided that Black Cats is old hat and they want to be called the Xerox..…

Aye I'm seeing the same analysis. They've lost councils they've ALWAYS controlled and they haven't made the strides in the councils that they wanted to, but it's "bad but not catastrophic". Just fuck off man. It's analysis like this that will keep that mop headed cunt in a job for longer.

The BBC seem to think the Tories suffering quite a lot of losses and Labour getting the biggest share of the vote for the first time in ages in a national election represents a less than great night for Labour because it wasn’t an absolute catastrophe for the Conservatives. I wonder what the spin would be of the roles were reversed.

Hartlepool and that area are thick, part Yorkshire Tory cunts even after the last few years they still vote conservative? North East my arse.

This is a magnificent thread title

I live in that Blue dot. I'm either a Mackem or a Mag depending on whether I go out the front or back door

Cat’s eyes for me like

So pathetic Lads with A4 paper hahahaha

Oh ffs. Nobody expected the tories to lose by 800 seats, the only one's peddling this line were the tories themselves so they could claim some kind of victory that they didn't do as bad as "expected". Falling for it hook, line, and sinker.

Don't mention the B word. Funny enough, economists were pretty much unanimous that Brexit would damage our GDP to the tune of 5% GDP as a minimum due to non-tariff trading barriers with our main trading partners and reduction of the employment pool. And this is demonstrably happening now but nobody is allowed to discuss it on the BBC. 5% GDP, more than half the expenditure on the NHS, right there. It was bad enough when we could "afford it", it's catastrophic now,

The state of that 11.

Someone should contact them from the Spanish group call Nuestra banderas di St Iago el nuevo castillo about making a fan alliance.

reckon 2 in any case. the lads very injury prone but still quality.

Aye, his patter was absolutely fucking shite on 606. He clearly had little to no interest in football until it became socially acceptable in the early 90s

Fucking hell lads. Craig's initial post reads like a Jeremy Clarkson op-ed in the Mail, and then I've staggered through the page and a half that followed clawing at my eyeballs. What have we (by which I mean you) become?!

Fair fucks to Rangers this season

Didn’t have pizza base, used 8 sacks of boiled rice. Didn’t have tomato ragu, either, used 6 FUCKING JARS OF LOYD GROSSMAN BHUNA!!!!!!

Spot on. This is why I totally disagree with any calls to build a team around him, he’s absolutely not that sort of talent or player. He’s a complete individual and as you’ve pointed out completely oblivious to the flaws in his own game. I saw something by the other 14 that showed him as creating the most chances, 45, in the league outside of top 6 players. While it might be the case I think a lot of those chances are either missed due to his own dog shit finishing, or as Fish pointed out with the example where he passed late to Bruno - he’s delayed the pass and while a chance was created it’s not a clean one or he’s at least made it more difficult than it needed to be. Personally I’m not a fan of him as a player, I totally get most disagree with me but I think for most the time he plays he’s either a passenger or a downright liability. I also don’t think he was better under Bruce, I just think the complete lack of shape or plan made him look better, his runs were exciting and he had no options anyway so it was seen as our only chance at goals, whereas now there is a shape and a plan, he has options on most of his runs but he just refuses to take them. As your other post pointed out his crossing is frankly a total fucking embarrassment. I agree with him that he would probably set up more with better players, but every single player could say that - put Chris wood in the 2008 Barca team and he’d score more than he has here, it’s a stupid comment and makes him look a complete arsehole. The fact is for all his bluster and stats about his dribbling (btw can we all fucking agree having the most dribble attempts doesn’t equate to being the best at it), he hasn’t scored a goal since January 15th, and before his assist against Norwich hadn’t set one up since we played Watford back in September. He can moan about quality of players but Bruno has almost caught him up in terms of goals and assists with far less games, and from a far deeper position, yet has the same players around him.