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I do have to say though that the Jamal Khashoggi jigsaw set for sale in the club shop might be in bad taste.

Might buy it with McCreery and number 4 on the back and insist with a straight face my Irish tribute shirt story to any mackem I encounter. "It's a fucking Saudi shirt, Marra, Irish my fucking arse!!! Thu having you on, marra, yewse jawdees are fick as fuck! It's fucking sports washing! " "No my good fellow, catch yourself on, I'm afraid it's you who is mistaken, it's quite clearly a tribute to yer men, the Irish Newcastle United players of the past and the Tyneside Irish diaspora in general."

Hi guys! I made spaghetti bolognaise last night!

He'd fucking love them if they weren't brown

Aye golf is canny to play, but shit to watch. It’s a bit like wanking in expensive clothes.

Might get myself a white & green top with BIN SALMAN 85 on the back because I’m so sportswashed baby.

Looks like someone put Oscar the Grouch in a blender.

As if this tweet exists

You’d be surprised who’s queuing up to give NUFC a kicking

Nope . The real power move now would be to release a completely different shirt in a week or so without any mention or reference of this one.

Portadown massacre 1641 Rathlin Ireland massacre 1642 Glencoe Massacre 1692 Peterloo massacre 1819 siege of DroghedaBachelors walk massacre 1914 North King Street massacre 1916 Croke Park massacre 1920 Bloody Sunday 1972 Miami showband 1975 2nd Iraq war Invasion of Afghanistan. anyone who waves a union jack is actively complicit in these and other atrocities. These are just a small portion of the ones committed on British soil.

And the Easter Island Mick McCarthys are truly a wonder to behold.

Call me radical but I'm going to suggest that, in the long run, allowing yourself pasta and other things in moderation is healthier than denying yourself, eating unsatisfactory alternatives and getting so depressed at your diet that you keep cracking and ending up hoying three duck pizzas or a vat of supermarket curry sauce down your neck just to feel alive.

It might be if you sink 4 gallons of lager first. Ballsack- 3 points Shaft- 1 point Brown Winker- red card.

You've just rendered me impotent you complete bastard.

Already seen a picture of it

There's an extra level of delight when it winds this sanctimonious tit up.

I honestly think DCL is a busted flush. Much rather we chucked millions at Tammy Abraham!

Always nice to know everything the club does winds this bong eyed cunt up.

I’ve already banned the Mrs. from driving or going outside, can’t wait for our Filipino servants to arrive. Little Mohammed and Salima are getting used to their new names too.

Our final home game of the season. Can ASM pull his finger out and turn up to bid farewell before he joins Fulham?

BTW, yo-yo club? Fuck off.

It's apparently the 3rd strip? how many colours have our away shirts, (there's usually two of them!) had these last few years? It's not as if we've been stuck with a standard away colour is it? There's only so many changes they can make, honestly, it's a mountain out of a molehill and says more about the people dying to stick the knife in NUFC, and just as much, you and me as they are the owners. I absolutely abhor half the cunts trying to be clever and having a dig at the fanbase, they know sweet fuck all about anyone on this board for a start and we're all NUFC fans, (Well most are ) and we're just a tiny, microscopic percentage of the fanbase which includes everyone from wraith to CT and everything in between. Sick of saying it but there's a mixture of regional prejudice/not their team/clicks very much thanks about most of it. 100% Fuck'em. I hope their balls fester and their arses seize up.

My arrogance I only asked a question about mascarpone.

Still love the fact journos and politicians from countries that have caused immeasurable pain and conflict around the world get to judge the Saudis. I'll be getting the shirt and maybe ordering this for good measure:

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He swole, bro.

I think the only way to settle it is to give MF a taste of each and he can decide.

Does that mean walking to the Coop is a sport? i mean in the summer my balls sweat too.

i was thinking more

I'd guess it's because there isn't a golf equivalent of Man Utd that they regret missed out on the "blood money".

“Just wanted to take a hedge strimmer to my mates bare back in a social club full of children. I mean, isn’t that what my weekends are for?”

Relegated less than Manchester United prior to Mike Ashley’s ownership iirc, but apart from that Rio nailed the point .

As said previously - I also really like the shirt tbh

Not to mention (iirc) his tongue being firmly up Citeh’s hoop.

When I was a kid my best mates eldest brother joined the army, and when he came back from a posting in Germany it was with a shaved head , with a nipple tattooed right on top His mother went ballistic and wouldn’t allow him outside until he’d grown some hair to hide it ( didn’t happen ) What I’ve always been curious about is what he did later- both his grandfathers and his dad were bald, and even a cover up would leave you with a very obvious tat on the top of your head. I’ve not seen him in decades so have no idea what he did, but I know he was regretting it within the week of coming home.

If we become successful 99% of journalists will tow the line because they want their hospitality & access. Just like Delaney in Qatar & Holt in Saudi Arabia. One rule for the rich journalist, another for the pleb on the street. Even the mackems who scream sportswashing every time a magpie farts seem oblivious to Manchester City being owned by MURDEROUS BLOOD STAINED HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSERS & I never heard them say anything about Chelsea until the oligarch was kicked out. I’m not sure sportswashing works or does it? I really like that away kit and western values. What do I do Mam?

You think? It's getting the 6 pre-match pints through as a tax-deductible expense that impressed me.

So, you cooked a shit Caesar salad then? Carbonara has four ingredients- pasta, eggs, cheese, pancetta. Your hot salad has one ingredient in common with it. That’s like calling your shits Chowder because they both have sweetcorn in them. 3/7

NFT. No Fucking Thankyou.