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Botman has a funnier name than Carlos so would prefer him, having seen neither of them play

Aye I think CT might have modelled his garden on the hillbilly shooting thing they used to have at Metroland.

HAVE THE FUCKIN YAM YAM CUNTS SEEN THIS? HAVE THEY EVEN GOT A @Diego21???

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We'll be having none of that shite round these parts, young sonny me Jim. Not on my watch.

Adam Pearson *INSANE UPDATE* alert! It's the new Jimbo's telly for me.

Be mint if this was TGQ going full Steve McClarren

CT has been raiding Mike’s wardrobe

To pick up a grotty third-hand leather sofa, obviously.

Arf

I can just hear this in his fucking brutal accent. "...when da villa coom knockin!" As if we need to worry about David Cameron and Prince William's fucking team.

The thing about Craig is that he's quite happy to just walk away from a disagreement...

Strange name for a dog…

"Yow wudun sai that to moi fice!"

They're not rivals on the pitch, or locally, currently our ambitions are similar but ours will outstrip theres in a couple of seasons. Their fans acted like cunts when we went down and I've hated their current manager for years before he was associated with them, thats not a rivalry, they're just dickheads so I want them to fail.

It's Jermaine Defoe [/Wee_Phillie]

Get in the fucken’ taxi.

Love drunk is a nice way to describe date rape.

Is that his belly or his tits?

That’s a man who isn’t afraid of smashing through a walkers multipack and a loaf of white bread before asking his wife for a chippy tea.

Botman and Diaby close says The Echo. Also reckons Ashworth is imminent. Here we fucking go, boys. They’ve had a few days off and back on the gear for the window ahead

Big D and G-Dogg in the HOOOOOUUUUSSSEEEE YO YO YO FAM

I love Boris Johnson 🙏

"Yeah I'm a 32 inch waist and I've got a 36 inch inside leg. My height? 5 foot 7."

Apparently this lad is trying desperately to goad our fans .... and failing

Just Ant back to his old tricks, infecting computers

What fucking length are those jeans ffs. Legs fully stretched out and about a yard of extra material clearly on show. Levi puddlecut.

Have you any other notable (still alive) favorite's ?? Perhaps we can contact them and ask them to be extra careful about things for a while.

Ankle was canny fucked too

No probs here, I suggest he pauses one of his 50 Porn Hub streams and tries again.

Nah, it’s

The tan on him man, clearly wasn’t a quick weekend trip neither. Either that or it was a regular thing. That’s the thing that cracks me up about Bruce, he literally does do all these things people say he does and then gets all wound up when people mention it as if he’s really an Eddie Howe type that works 6am to 10pm. If you don’t want people highlighting you’re a slacking cunt just don’t be one, or ignore people saying it. How does he not see merit in people being annoyed when he’s taking holidays mid season as the team looks fucking awful and is plummeting into the bottom 3? People bring up last season to defend him as if we weren’t heading for relegation until Joe Willock scored a goal a game for like 7 games in a row to pull us out of it.

Sounds like William Storey

I think we’re only a Paquetta or a Christian Eriksen away from a very good midfield. Bruno, big brilliant Joe 7 + a new playmaker as first choice with Shelvey, Willock and Longstaff as our reserves is canny enough.

Ok, so you’re basically saying you do have a cheeky choke wank in there. Careful sitting on the bamp settee in your gimp suit mind- if you get stuck to it, Happy Days might mistake you for a cushion and… well… nobody wants ginger pups.

Must have got them from SD

Are they dungarees?

yeah, I dunno about that. I blamed shepherd and Souness at the time. Several painful “discussions” with LM followed

The argument is always run that it is in the Constitution. However, it wasn't in the Constitution, which is why it is called the 2nd AMENDMENT. Further, as is evidenced by the 18th and 21st AMENDMENTS, the Constitution can be AMENDED so the right to bear arms is not set in stone.

I’ve seen this numerous times on Twitter today, Villa fans claiming we are trying to start a rivalry despite the fact every fucking post I see from them is saying they beat us to signing whatever wank player they’ve signed. In fact this chain was also on a post about how they’re beating us to players and spending more than us, it’s fucking May ffs. Also, they literally made banners about us going down the boring, small time Brummy nonces.