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'But jaysus, we don't even have a table and chair' 'Sure nip back to the 1980's and grab one from the local primary school'

It’s absolutely disgusting that you can just try and buy success like this.

Is today the day that CT gets the hang of this offside lark? No. No it isn’t.

“Should we do the photo for the contract signing inside?” ”ah, get the table on the pitch, it’s a lovely day to be sure to be sure”

A bloke my best mate works with is a Scouser (and a prick) who has been trying to get to the final. He had two flights cancelled out of Bristol, so spent 10 hours in the airport and got pissed then threw his toys out of the pram with airport staff and got chucked out of the airport. He’s got another flight from Heathrow and while he is waiting to take off he got a call from his hotel saying they have cancelled his booking because he never checked in on time. He doesn’t have a ticket and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, three of us who know him have just been sending voice notes laughing at him since yesterday.

Signwriter- “ Done, looks grand tbs tbs” Galway- “ It’s Eamonn Deacy Park, ya feckin eedjit! “ Signwriter-“ Pour us a pint, I’ll be done before it’s settled!” Galway- “ Fair fucks to ye!”

Our tables still had inkwells in them.

Not one mention of sportswashing. Theyre saying the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud

Not to discredit the whole hologram experience but wouldn’t you get a better experience out of watching a good tribute band? I saw a Swedish ABBA tribute band that had full backing, all the gear and everything else and it was fucking mint. Went out and bought a a Volvo off the back of it

Some of those replies man

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/man-city-fans.1580774/

You always do but one’s normally the keeper.

Frankie knows the score tbf

Also known as a prickoff

I spent some brilliant time in Galway when they won the Gaelic football final against Meath in 2001. I think we played West Ham the same day with Di Canio scoring. My memory is a bit blurred though after drinking a bit too much.

There's a live band playing too, but aye, I do know what you mean. Because the avatars are styled as late-70s ABBA and the whole thing is a massive audiovisual production, it's basically less a gig and more a very well executed interactive theme park exhibit, and if you approach it like that then it's a brilliant experience. It's just definitely weird too.

Was it holographic? Did Tupac and Robert Kardashian join them for the encore?

Michael Owen: Liverpool are still the best team in Europe. Didn't win their own league, didn't win the European Cup, taken to penalties twice in the domestic cups. Shut your face fat boy.

Bad fucking week to be a Liverpool fan.

Madrid have bossed this so far. Herr Teeth getting schooled by an school manager and Liverpools “famous pressing” not working against a team who can pass to each other. Salah, Diaz and Mane have been shite so far

Liverpool fans absolutely revel in being dirty fucking scally tramps. The 30 minute delay has been enough to make me a Real Madrid fan for the night.

Mag behaviour that

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

The article attached makes no mention of Ashworth btw, but instead says that non-playing staff have had a pay rise, the first in over 10 years for many. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Famanda-staveley-sweetens-the-deal-for-newcastle-staff-mqbv6lpn5

Atalanta on Friday, 29 July and Athletic Bilbao on the 30th according to twatter.

My Under 8s had a heat map like that though. All of them, in a Key Stone Cops press / follow the round thing.

I always laugh at Manchester United or Arsenal fans whinging about being crap, between them I think they’ve had about one mid table finish in 20+ years, and had shit loads of trophies in that time. Yet the media regularly talks about how they’re suffering etc despite both spunking loads on highly rated players and competing for European spots

Another final the great salaaaaarrrr goes missing the fuzzy haired cunt

Does Michael Owen get paid by the cliche btw?

we’ll shit em next season

Casey and Burnsie AT ODDS

Nah, it’s

We'll be having none of that shite round these parts, young sonny me Jim. Not on my watch.

Be mint if this was TGQ going full Steve McClarren

The tan on him man, clearly wasn’t a quick weekend trip neither. Either that or it was a regular thing. That’s the thing that cracks me up about Bruce, he literally does do all these things people say he does and then gets all wound up when people mention it as if he’s really an Eddie Howe type that works 6am to 10pm. If you don’t want people highlighting you’re a slacking cunt just don’t be one, or ignore people saying it. How does he not see merit in people being annoyed when he’s taking holidays mid season as the team looks fucking awful and is plummeting into the bottom 3? People bring up last season to defend him as if we weren’t heading for relegation until Joe Willock scored a goal a game for like 7 games in a row to pull us out of it.

Can we choose to believe it

Fake account. Howay man Howay, get it together!

STRAP IN, I REPEAT STRAP IN, THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL! THIS IS NOT A REHEARSAL.

Almiron has been a fucking great servant to be honest. Ashley had him serving in the canteen when he was injured to save on Sodexo agency fees.

"5 is a bit excessive, I think it might be 5" (safety )