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Ladies and Gentlemen : It’s silly season

The only thing I ever found funny about Gavin and Stacey was that people liked it

Watching Neville's 29 Questions with David Beckham Overlap thing. First question. First question... What's your favourite TV show? Only Fools and Horses. Still? Well I love Friends but yeah Only Fools and Horses. He's such a basic cunt. As am I for fucking watching it.

You asked, we listened...... "The prime minister, man, what a fucking lying cunt."

Hey marra

It’s really not is it? I feel like sports journalists are really showing their limitations with the subject, which is hilarious given that they’re the vehicle by which “sportswashing” is achieved. It’s not the fan on the street spending his wage taking in the match which is the problem. It’s the journalist keeping their mouth shut because they want access or an expenses paid trip across the world. It’s easy to sensationalise & punch down, which is what we’ve seen through this entire takeover saga. Of course a fan wants to see their team do well….& funnily enough the other buzzword “whataboutery” is a crucial part of any discourse ever conducted unless you’re set on cutting down debate. “If it’s ok for Man City….why isn’t it ok for me?” Is a valid question. Shouting “sportswashed” or “whataboutery” isn’t a valid answer but people don’t want to get involved in the debate properly because the majority couldn’t give two shiny shites. If they did they’d get on to the government about it, their local MP….or our six fingered friends would protest at the BAE factory in Sunderland who’s weapons blow up Yemenis. But they don’t. Because it’s about sports & that’s the level at which people engage & that’s the level at which most journalists are stuck. Phil Mickleson May get stuck answering questions about Saudi atrocities, but that’s no different to Ollie Holt refusing to answer questions about his all expenses trip to the boxing or Delaney sodding off to Qatar. They believe there’s some kind of intrinsic exceptionalism because of their job but there’s not. Especially when they don’t do their jobs properly because they want access to Pep etc etc

Anyone listen to Talksport this morning, Steve Harmison got a dig in at Gabby Agbongalbore, telling him that Matt Target mustnt have fancied going to Brentford having signed permanently for us!

The "elusive" Newcastle United chairman. Mate, he was having a kickabout on the pitch after a match not that long ago.

How old am I getting myself when I'm thinking "Oooh, she's going to have back problems when she's older".

I honestly am starting to wonder if Milan even have the money to buy him. It’s starting to seem like they are using the media to try and strong arm him into wanting to join them, hoping he rejects us, and then they can discuss a lower fee with Lille. With us in the picture Lille won’t reduce the fee. Have Milan even ever bid for Botman despite us being told about 200 times by Italian Journalists that he’s basically signed for them? If we gazump ya fucker AC Milan this early in the ‘project’ that’s insane . I even saw a mackem on twitter say “Milan are going to beat yas to a player” as if that’s a fucking slight , the fact we are actually in the picture and it seems to be tipping our way in a deal against the Italian champions who are also AC fucking Meeeelan is bonkers - a year ago we wouldn’t pay £850k for Hamza Choudrey on loan.

@Christmas Tree Legumes are things like beans and lentils. They are not French jelly bears.

I mean….

You started this paragraph loving it and by the end, you hate 60% of the show and hate the main star

I've never seen a full episode of that dreck. I genuinely find it offensively unwatchable

Sean Casey saying he’s broke his neck. Probably.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Benton/Forest Hall area:

Don’t let it ruin your Christmas Sammy!

Has he advertised his daughter’s OF account yet, the money hungry little shithouse ?

He did amputate his leg mind.. 🙂

It’s absolutely hilarious like. The fewm is spectacular. They don’t seem to realise the majority of the country & sport got on with their lives about a month after the takeover went through. In addition to this they had a thread about how much they like Man City and their fans. That tells you that it’s about Newcastle doing (potentially) well rather than who the owners are.

Hot off the press:

And Mike Ashley supplied 40% of that defence for just 17% of the cost. That’s not just value, that’s Sports Direct value.

Never watched a second of that fat craphound And before you ask Little Britain can cunt off as well

Knock yourself out.

FYP

Sweet Mary Jesus and the little donkey

That would be the best NUFC side we'd have seen since SBR at the very least. Still not sure I can quite believe all this might happen but I'm pretty glued to this thread I have to admit

Get some Bong down you before you go.

+Diaby

They’re going to build gingerbread houses so the poor can eat them. Maybe include a bit of wood so they can burn them in the winter to stay warm too. Generally, the VONC seems to have weakened him even further if those exchanges in cabinet are anything to go by. It’ll be interesting to see if it becomes open rebellion or if they just let him sit there and take all the flak. Obviously another vote can’t take place but you’d think he can effectively be all but forced out in other ways. I imagine it will get uglier because he’ll cling on for dear life

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Am quite proud of this one: