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*Follows "The Young Team"*

Ekitike will be safe then.

It could have been Passion. Pride. Promotion. or Passionate. Proud. Promoted. But nope.

Mate the last time we let you lot have it you turned up in denim effect kit, so you best just keep it ZIPPED!

Priti patel responds with "You cannot put a price on lives that are lost".. Unless it's a pandemic , in which case it doesn't matter if those lives are old, infirm , or vulnerable - if the value of commercial property is at risk.

“Pre-order now and have your name in the bewk.… because we need the pre-order money to pay the printers.” Fucking chancers.

Paedophiles Pooing on Seats Promotion

Passion Pride Promoted Properly fucking relegated again

Zico

First one I remember

Real recognise real.

These situations that they're creating for themselves are ludicrous. They're getting themselves into unwinnable arguments as some sort of distraction tool, but you can't distract people from the fact that they can't feed their kids, or that their energy bills have trebled in the space of a year. This kind of shit might work when everything else is otherwise OK, but when people can't pay their electric bill, they don't give a fuck about who stopped a plane with a bunch of other poor people on it from going to Rwanda.

I've seen this put about on twitter and whilst I admit I know next to nothing about the lad, I'd be very surprised if a young up and coming international player had that attitude. If he was about 30 I could see this being a possibility but not at 22. If he picks Milan ahead of us, I have no doubt it will be for a combination of champions league football, playing for the champions who are one of the world biggest most historic clubs and the chance to live in Milan. And all of them would be perfectly valid reasons.

“Trooo pryduh in a seyyson where lads fans turned up in lowah numbahs until layytah in the seyyson, weeeyah hounded out the manager, and gayyve the owners reyyyt abuse. Then when the new manager come in weeyah says he wasn’t a lads fan and wasn’t up to the job, then when he managed to squeak into playoffs we ripped the maggie coonts off. Reeeeyud nearly 150 pages of scrawl detailin the level of abuse we subjected all members of the club to, bits of threads claiming anyone and everyone is shite for hundred odd payyges until wuh decide their weeerld class. Now weeeyah back in the big leeeyugh, none of that premeeyah shite (unless wuh ever get back there), other teeeyums will see wuh as a trooo scalp after fowah seyyysons in leyyguh wun. FTM”

There we go. Utter thick as well , sticking to the lie that the ECHR is related to the EU and that Brexit was about to leave its jurisdiction.

I took some Italian lessons years ago then been doing duo lingo last year or so. Tried to speak today in a shop and the women spoke so fast she saw how shocked I was and said 'English?' 🤣

Aye better than she. "WHO'S 'SHE'?! THE CAT'S NON BINARY GUARDIAN?!"

First I remember.....

A mackem in Milan? I’m calling bullshit.

Oh……

"In 2022... a puncture occurred"

A punctured member sounds painful

Assistant to the manager

One of the few things more ridiculous than adhering to an ancient religious text is claiming to do so whilst completely ignoring its actual content

Peter Ramage relieved from managing the U18s and getting “promoted” to the position of assistant player loan-coordinator

Not another bloody legal case

Protected a Paedo

I'd forgotten about this. Love it.

Worth mentioning that withdrawing from the ECHR would be a breach of the Good Friday Agreement. Will they do that and become complete pariahs, including with the US?

It was pretty much written by an Englishman. Not that the morons will be able to see past the word European.

Their best bet is to keep hammering home that in a time of a cost of living crisis the government has spent half a million quid on a flight that didn’t take off. It won’t convince the gammons but then again nothing will.

Well you don't get that with Ryanair

This boils my piss as well. These are the best managers in the world, managing the best teams in Europe, who are regularly making the last 4/2 of the best club competition in the world and players like Mount and TAA are key components. The latter especially has to be the deadliest wing back in England in terms of his deliveries and I think he’s better defensively than he’s given credit for. He is completely impotent for England. Mount has hit double figures for goals and assists this season, I believe and he looks like a competition winner in an England shirt. It’s not like they don’t play for teams that don’t control possession either. England regularly have 60-70% of the ball, similar to the likes of Man City, Chelsea and Liverpool, and they do fuck all with it. The lack of movement is criminal. Even Bowen has been dragged into the mire with it. The major crime with Southgate, and, to be fair, the mechanical nature of it has seen us have good tournaments, is that these great creative players, who should be let off the leash, even if only sporadically, are locked into these very small areas of the pitch. There’s very little interchange of positions, too much sideways passing, players aren’t encouraged to dribble and take that chance because it’ll concede possession. I’d love to be proven wrong but I think the pragmatic stance will fall at the first hurdle this time because we’re going to be up against two sides who are going to disrupt us, beat us to the physical side of things and, if the USA are anything like their previous WC appearance, be loaded with the lethal mix of unreal athleticism and USA USA patriotism that is genuinely potent for the first two weeks. Wales and the USA are simply not going to let us have things our way and Southgate has shown that he struggles to react when his plan gets ripped up

Not you Craig, you're all right.

I like it when England are good because it makes people I like happy, but I like it when England are bad because it makes people I dislike unhappy. It's a dilemma and no mistake.

It all went to shit for them as soon as we nabbed Saviet from them.

Did you reply “ No, Yoorksheh!” ?

Milan is wall to wall bangers and that goes for the gadges too 🍆

More agenda driven bullshit from the Italian media too.

Tearing the Heart and Soul out of the game.…

The fret wrap is bloody handy btw Its the small things that can make a big difference. Obviously not suitable for all types of playing but great for sweep picking and isolating the more “expressive” side of the floyd rose, which sounds fantastic without any interference. Tempted to get one for the Les Paul/Strat. Nice bit of kit for £10. I’m aware you can use a sock or whatever but this is adjustable, smart & doesn’t smell.

Fuck me, Longstaff is as slow in naming his selections as he is on the pitch.

Your claims of me singling out Wykiki are fucking rich!

Probably off your tits HMHM?

Matthew Syed Slagged us off years ago and is now peddling the "Putin has won because of the woke" line. (I think it's the same bloke, could be wrong - if so two cunts).

Wouldn’t it be easier to list who we like? Owen can fuck off to his stables and die like Mr. Hands ( google it). Sourness, can choke on his hypocrisy. Jenas can get back in his goldfish bowl, the thick, square-headed non-entity. Bellamy can just fuck off, radge little midget.