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Andrew- “ I think I’ll get some decking this weekend” Mrs. Andrew- “ But we don’t have a garden?” Andrew - “ Yis…” I’ll just report myself …

Just for future reference, Im fat, but identify as skinny. Im Trans-slender

I am warming to the idea he’s just trolling people now.

I would 100% be off to Milan if I was Botman. Fanny and scran is off the charts. Lush weather, get yourself a house with a pool. Or you know, a Darras McMansion and marry some scratter from Pelaw.

If it's the same bloke he used to come in Bliss nightclub when I worked there. He would come in on gay night, stand by himself at the end of the bar and drink pints of scotch. Talk to no one and leave by himself. The weird thing was he looked EXACTLY like Scott Bakula off Quantum Leap and it always made me think he was just trying to relive an "Oh boy" moment where Sam suddenly finds himself in a nightclub, looks in the mirror behind the bar, and realises he's a woman. "Oh boy".

That's also why he hates the other 67.22 million.

I bet the Venn diagram of those participating and those that voted for the Brexit that tanked the pound and caused this (see ewerk's post in the Politics thread) is a near perfect circle.

There are 67.22 million people in the Uk, and Wykiki HATES THEM ALL!

@Rentonand @Rayvinsex wee klaxon!

Sunderland, the place where signs were put up telling people not to shit in the streets 💩 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/people-sunderland-warned-stop-defacating-16765897

He can fuck off then

Enormouse

Some of his best friends are theys.

He thinks amnesty international is a new craft beer on sale at Aldi, marra.

Ok, time to spill the beans after some long soul searching. Although born on the opposite side of the world to where I now live on the foggy Tyne and having only one of my parents from Newcastle upon Tyne, I'd like to officially identify as a 'Geordie' and would be grateful if this board could accept me as I am. It wasn't an easy decision to make to bare my soul on here but I'm hoping for board wide support now that asprilla and co are banned. Cheers.

Been before, it's a shit hole.

Fuck you

He just looks happy to be recognised.

I know they aren’t big on self awareness but….fucking hell. This takes the cake.

In all honesty I reckon a lot of these Italian journalists are full of shite most of the time 🤷🏻‍♂️

You sexist pig.

It's hard to imagine anywhere worse for a young forward to go than PSG. Steve Bruce's WBA might just pip them.

CALLING ALL SCRUM MASTERS Grow up, get a better job title, and FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF out of this thread!

A classic

the useless cunt still wouldn't be aware of what amnesty international was if it walked up to him and levelled him with a shovel.

“Toucher” He’s a crease, even the mackems give him a wide berth.

I really hope Villa get Bale. Their wage bill is gonna be fucking mental.

Thanks for posting this.

I saw that on twitter and just skim read the top bit and thought it was just a piss take of the mackems wearing their tops at Newcastle, sorry, Ponteland airport. I genuinely didn't realise one of them was one of their players?

Quite a long read for a twitter thread but trust me, well worth it. Some of his adjectives are superb (" Priti Patel, a smirking, razor-faced ghoul with all the warmth and tenderness of a Klingon backstreet abortionist") and the overall arc is tragically hilarious.

He responded to a tweet with this, the tweet or account have been deleted but it’s just sad to see people basically having a pop at the owners to a level where one of them wants to respond. We’ve had 7 fucking days of this window, we are after a higher calibre of player, and in that time there’s been internationals/people on holiday. We’ve already signed a £13m player, and have had accepted bids on at least two players that we know of, while signing two promising youth players. I think the issue is people refreshing twitter and getting this constant feed of “it’s so close” “oh they’re actually not interested” “now it’s close again” from various media sources. We’ve already done more than we probably did in the first week of a summer transfer window under Ashley.

That understandable though given that Wigan are still getting installments of the Will Grigg money.

This has to be the most absurd out of their new topics to attack us for. “Haha they might get beat to players by PSG and Milan” so will almost every other club on the planet you nonce supporters, if we do sign both will they be posting about how gutted they are that we beat Milan and Paris? Or will that interest never have existed?

Fucking hell, Andrew. I never realised you were cack-handed

Yep, all true. But equally, mandating speech has thrown trans rights straight across the wider battleground of free speech and into the culture wars. Consequently, right wing populist governments are using it as an attack line and are being successful in doing so, painting wokeism, and by extension trans people (who are at this point the ultimate 'threat' above all others in the minds of the culture warrior right) as the great threat to freedom. These governments are winning elections and causing rampant and unconstrained damage - and they're doing so because they're able to point to "the left" controlling everyone. It's laughable, it really is, but that's what they're doing. They are enabled to roll back the rights you mention in the states because they can hold up things like mandates on speech as attacks on freedoms, attacks on women, attacks on traditional values, whatever. It's only recently that trans rights have become such a furious battleground for this, and it is very much wrapped up in the culture war. There is a cost to this either way, I think between you and I it probably just comes down to which side we think costs more.

If any of this is remotely true, the temptation to tell these two to get to fuck must be massive

I suppose it is. It's somewhat moot in a practical sense as I am very happily married to Mrs A but yeah.

It's small, but it will grow as it becomes more commonplace and more accepted because thats how it always works. It happened with left handedness and it continues to happen with people not being straight. (both of which effect me directly) it wasn't until I (fairly recently) accepted a few things about myself and came out that I got a bit more involved in LGBTQ+...stuff (for lack of a better term) that I started meeting more people who were trans, non-binary or gender-fluid and was actually able to bring those issues into my real everyday life. Its important to people, even though they're a very small group of people as it stands, and it requires so little from me that its not really even worth calling it "effort" so I do my best to respect it and if it happens to make the world a slightly better place for someone who just wants to live their life in peace and acceptance (and yeah fuck it, if it makes it worse for some bigoted prick along the way) then thats great and its worthwhile.

I would cheerfully strangle you.

"We're gonna cause a go-slow.... On the A1.... during rush hour...... WHO'S WITH ME?!" ".... Well I suppose I'll be driving home from work anyway...what the fuck, count me in."

what's wrong with housewives favourite lynam?

Lynam the cunt

FYP

I try to think of pronouns and sexualities like names, if I don't know someones name I wouldn't just take a swing at it based on what they look like. It's all a bit clumsy and ham fisted but early progress often is, the manner in which it makes the world better for some people far outweighs the ways it makes it worse for others. Take Wykis cycling club, outright asserting that only gender neutral terms is the way to go is obviously (to any of us) a clumsy way of doing this, and it will probably relax back to a more considered level in a short time, but the alternative as Wyki put it, was a bunch of old white blokes who didn't mind the status quo because the status quo was made to suit them. As for TT, if we wanted to attract more members and spur some growth then yeah we probably should look to implement some more rules on posting and general offensiveness and clean our act up, but we're not really looking to do that, regular posters all know each other well enough that its not an issue between any of us, I agree that I don't think there is a real racist, homophobe, transphobe or any other ist or phobe among us. More often than not, these things progress when they actually impact our lives, I ask this next question not as an accusation, which it could definitely look like so I want to make it clear its not. Do you know anyone who is non-binary, gender fluid or trans?