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"So anyway, how's young Adam?" "Weeeell you know, he's happy enough doing his You tube thingy pods and casts and it keeps him occupied." "No girlfriends yet, Julie?" "Oh god, Angie, I sometimes think it's never going to happen. I'd met his dad by his age but he just mumbles about not being bothered then runs up to his room in the huff if we mention it." "Bless! I'm sure he'll find his way. Eventually." "I hope so, I'm sick of washing those crusty socks he leaves lying under his bed!"

I’ve just very nearly brought an end to Adam Pearson’s budding YouTube career- daft little weeble was on his phone, stepped out in front of me on Station road at the Powder Monkey roundabout. How he didn’t see a big, fucking bright orange box van is beyond me, but I braked in time. It’s only now, a few minutes later, that I’ve realised what could’ve happened and I’m shaking, tbh… …I’m sorry lads, next time I’ll hit the accelerator.

Mate. I’m absolutely steaming on a bus home after a work event where Pitbull performed and I had no fucking idea Botman was signing but I am wanking on the bus now. Also I’ve proven I know fuck all. Although this kind of backs up my point that fucking nobody knows what’s going on besides a select few. Personally I love it.

The skin of his latest victim?

Oh aye, also exile 1968 is a kiddie fiddler

Someone on Twitter pointed out that, assuming this goes through, we’ve signed a new back 5 since the takeover for the price Man Utd paid for Maguire

or even find the car park.

I imagine this has gone down well in Wearside

Competition for places? A good squad to handle injuries? PIF, you are spoiling us.

Guess what the little cunt was wearing when I nearly ended him?

That swastika /abortion post is peak broken Mackem. Also the team that brought the world "NE top dogs" now use the "Glastonbury Cup" as a thing.

the pain of last nights screenshot fiasco suddenly vanished.

Oof. ewerk doing his bit for the Irish stereotype.

Or £10k and the rest going to an offshore account in Carrie’s name

Can we add Milan to the list? You can stick your seven European Cups up your arse.

Should have used this one

That holiday to Bennaz has done the trick. Back, refreshed, and with a load of great content ideas.

I don’t want to be picky but isn’t that flag in front of him?

Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay.

How much is it going to ruin them if we start winning trophies.

He never puts a foot wrong on his highlight reels.

I was going to say something about the Ambassador being renowned for his parties, but after what happened to that poor cunt in the Turkish Embassy it's probably best I don't

Levelling up.

The cajones on this bloke

250 five year olds, easy

Fuck me Villa fans are obsessed and salty as FUCK on twatter

Way too much thought into that!

Don't click on the above link if you're still on the bus btw cos the whole bus, driver included, will be up dancing in seconds. It'll be like a scene from Fame.

Was going to ask who's going to explain the Sven Adult Botman moniker to him them realised being Dutch it's possible his dad starred in some of said books.

You'll be thankful it's him and not her when your arsehole prolapses at the squat rack.

Went in hoping for Got

Had a meeting with a personal trainer today and really looking forward to starting next week. Mainly concentrating on the various weight machines and managed them all very well.

Just noticed he also walks like Max Wall, clearly a wrongun.

the glastonbury cup is quite cool I reckon, or at very least infinitely superior to the elton john trophy.

I don't think it takes for granted the views of those people whose vote it already has. I'm one of them and I totally understand that they can't win the election going down your route which prevents them from halting the decline anyway. I think they're relying on that in the knowledge that they can rely on no such intelligent thought from the people you yourself term fuckwits. I don't feel taken for granted. I get what they're doing and that the alternative is not good for them or me because it means more Tory rule. I don't understand how you can't see that you're presenting a perfect Catch 22 situation but still insisting that in order to win your vote back they need to commit political suicide. Anyway we've been around the houses on this. I'm not suggesting it was a new view, I just thought it being presented eloquently by an actual professor of politics might have had some impact. But you insist on being stuck in your doom loop, so we can end this exchange very quickly and not waste any more time.

There was a really good section on this week's Remainiacs podcast where the Politics Professor Rob Ford was asked the "do Labour need to talk more about brexit" question. His answer was along the lines of that the voters that Labour have and the seats they hold are broadly moderately to strong Remain, and the voters and seats that they need are moderately to strong Leave. At the minute we have a cost of living crisis which is broadly being viewed as a failure of the government, so the idea of Labour trying to inject into that conversation the idea that "you know, a lot of this is down to Brexit" would be in his words "the worst possible thing" that Labour could do. The current setup of your average person thinking that they are worse off and it's the government's fault is the ideal situation for an opposition party, so why try and change that view. If you try to make it about Brexit, the Leave contingent will tune out and you'll lose them and they're the very people that you need to win an election. He says the argument is absolutely not put to bed and we'll have to have the conversation at some point. But when you have a situation that is "manna from heaven" for an opposition party where the economy is tanking, the cost of living is soaring and the government is failing on multiple policy fronts, why would you want to intervene and change that, and turn it back into a tribal Leave/Remain argument. It would be a total gift to Johnson and the Tories. It's not a case of Labour can never have that conversation - the time will come, but it would be political suicide to have it now at a point when so much is going for you. Argue against that if you can.

Stick YouTube on

Slap in a £10m offer for DCL they're under pressure

I know I'm turning into an old cunt, but we can't be signing DCL

Leave sectarianism out of this, Wykiki.

Sorted.

CT trying to walk out the gym after his first PT session.