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And the Adam Johnson version.

Wouldn’t it be mint, imagine if one of their players nonced a young girl and everyone found out about it and so the maggot fans made up a song about it to celebrate the noncing player, but then, and this would be amazing marra, the player was arrested and went to prison, dirty mag Bassa’s.

Botman was class when he was signing for Milan though

Ffs. @Andrew, @Tom, @Meenzer Ban hammer please.

I fondly remember Simon Grayson being better than Rafa Benitez and all that. Marra. FTM. Etc.

I honestly hope that bloke implying any of their players would easily get past Burn and Botman is taking the piss. There’s backing your players and then there’s just being deluded. I’ve not seen Botman but Maldini and the Italian Champions wanted to sign him, so that leads me to believe he’s decent at the very least meanwhile their team are third division players. I shouldn’t have to spell this out but I think he does genuinely believe what he’s saying.

Much cheaper than paying for flights to Scandinavia

Spoiler - Heerenveen won 1-0 & Botman was 19 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Sounds awful. Enjoy.

I thought I had no contempt left for Trump btw but after hearing that testimony yesterday. He knew the protesters were armed but he said "they're not here to get me, remove the metal detectors". 100% a psychopath who was happy to burn shit down and watch people die to get his own way. Lunging for a secret service agent's throat and repeatedly throwing plates around and stuff. He's a complete scumbag. The people that still defend him are just off the charts. Fox News presenters going "I mean is anybody REALLY that shocked by the news he threw his lunch plate?!"

Naah marra, that's way too far fetched. 🤪

"Mammy where's daddy?" "He's hiding from the seagulls in his fucking garden bauble again."

Barely scrapped out of league one and they think they can take on a team that was basically top 4 in the premierleague in the second half of the season. Seeing what happens to them this season will be a good supplement to the great season we should be having ourselves.

Calling CT https://www.wayfair.co.uk/garden/pdp/dakota-fields-chopin-complete-garden-decking-kit-u001792137.html?piid=24385251

Clash of the bullshit artists.

They’ve just signed an Arsenal defender (who has never played for Arsenal) who is of course superior to Sven Adult Botman. Flew in by private Megabus.

CT crosses the Severn Bridge, ” Where’s the other six, then?” CT goes to Durdle Door, ” There’s a bloody big hole in it!” CT goes to Cheddar Gorge, ”It’s bloody rock!” CT goes to Wooky Hole, ” Where’s Han?” etc

Putting your sleeping/soup making arrangements aside for a moment, the Welsh coast, from top to bottom, is fucking amazing. Inland isn’t too shabby either. Sunset on the Pembrokeshire cliff tops, with a bowl of freshly blitzed Leek, Bacon and Potato soup, a glass of Netto Lager and a Bong injection as you watch your tent fly away…

Nobby the tricksy little fucker

Well this is strange, its not like you to be contrary CT is it? The fundamentals of camping have not changed. You, however, are 13 years older than you were when you posted this. This is not going to end well.

It's just as fucking well he's a class player mind.

It's not that I don’t doubt your prowess or anything like that, but I'd love to see a video of you putting it up in 10-15 minutes. OK it is entirely me doubting your prowess. I'd also like to know how long it will take you to put it down, pack it up, and put it in the shed for its early retirement.

Bray comes across as reasonable here and makes some good points. This new law hasn't got anywhere near enough attention yet as we slip into a fascist state (because that is most definitely where we are heading).

Agreed, but remind me approximately what proportion is that of the US again? It's genuinely terrifying.

That’s the worst midlife crisis I’ve ever seen you fanny. Buy a Porsche Boxster or something

That is, and im being soft here, is fucking awful

@Renton

What stage are at in the Boom-Bust cycle atm? Have to be close to the manager hounding bit

Rent free ...

Have Tobey Jones redo his role from Detectorists, visits all of the UK best tourist sites, thinks they’re shite, goes and digs up a field instead. Kathy Burke as Mrs. CT, sat in the car, smoking her tits off and necking warm Baileys until she blacks out.

Someone get Netflix on the line, I'm getting an idea for a new comedy show here.

You could have a meet up with The Fish in Chester though.

He likes the Sunderland Airshow man. This kind of shit is his jam.

Misread that as Dibble and immediately thought about Top Cat.

Inflation strikes again Given that you’re planning a West Coast trip, and that the prevailing weather for the last 600 months has been Gale Force Fucking Wind from the Atlantic, and that it’s you putting it up, I predict that your lovely tent will turn itself in to a kite and disappear towards Norway within 3 days.

My mam got a low level Android once thinking it would be just like a top end one. It was shite. Frozen screens, massive slowdowns (presumably underpowered). She ended up limping to the end of her contract facing a relentless I told you so campaign from yours truly. Look Dave, get this fucking straight. I couldn't give A SINGLE FUCK about the fact that you've got a shit phone, but if you come after the Android OS on the back of it, believe me, we are gonna throw down and it is NOT gonna be pretty.

You could held your nerve for a BOGOF deal if you'd waited for the summer sale. Or would that have been two tents?

Johnnson being weird saying Putin wouldn't have invaded Ukraine if he was a woman as well. Wtaf are you blabbing on about you obese cretin? Also Truss today threatening tariffs with CHina and saying we should focus trade on trusted partners - what, like the EU you mean? A lot of this is just down to shear incompetence, they haven't got a clue what they are saying or doing.

Sportswashed tbh, fucking great isn’t it 😀

Mehrdad.

Borderline? I’d smath her pathtie without a thecond thought.

If you built over the road, and steepened the stand, I reckon you wouldn’t be too far off. Looking at it, going from the “St” in One St James, and running parallel to the stand, it’s about an extra third of the existing footprint. Since you’d be building outside and on top of the existing stand, that part of the construction could be done during the season, with the final parts making it a Kop done in the off season.

this is dortman's kop end. it's the largest freestanding grandstand in europe, holding about 25k the gallowgate currently holds 9k. don't double tier it, just keep building the fucker up to the sky until we hold the record. that should get us somewhere around the 70k mark if we fill in the corners too. the flag displays would look unreal. the east stand next to it would look ridiculous.

Aye- if you look at the “fuck this” crew who left under Ashley ( I’m one of them), and then add in younger fans who grew up under that regime, a figure of 18k new match-goers isn’t particularly unrealistic. Id love to stay put at SJP, but if we’re even half as successful as we’ve all dreamt we will be under this lot, an 80k+ stadium would be very much a necessity. How you’d convert SJP in to that, firstly from a design point of view, and then achieving it in the very narrow closed season would be some feat.

CT drives past Stonehenge just the sun is rising through the early morning mist… ” Pfft, it’s not even finished!”

Says the man who shares music taste with CT! Maybe you can mime away to Ah Ha together later?

never been there for a match but I've driven past the allianz arena a fair few times and it's fucking awesome. imagine something like that lit up on the bank of the tyne and the first thing you see as a visiting supporter arriving by train. outstanding.