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I couldn't like Ziyech less. I will not question his soccer skills (although I will question his regularity), but he is a player who has had serious problems (and sometimes nonsense) in all the teams he has been in and with all technicians. He refused to play for Feyenoord early in his career because they didn't want to give him the number 10 shirt (occupied by another player). Twente took away his captain's band due to his lack of discipline. He asked to be transferred from Twente to another team when the coach told him that he had to defend too, not just attack. In a press conference he said about his teammates that "They were bad and inexperienced and they didn't have the same level. I get bored just being able to pass the ball to two or three." When the Netherlands called him up, on the first day of concentration he argued and insulted the coach Van Basten (which is why the Netherlands did not call him again and declared himself eligible for Morocco). In his penultimate year at Ajax, he argued with the board, he was suspended from employment and salary and the club withdrew his number '10' shirt because they considered him unworthy to wear that number. Today, he is away from the Moroccan team and for many months he has not been with the team and he will not do so with this coach. A gem.

She’s a cunt. As much of a cunt as her vile father. It’s not worth mentioning how much of a cunt Trump is, and his entire family of fucking cunts. I used to not wish death upon people, I really didn’t, but honestly some of these fucking animals are sentencing people to death with their actions so fuck them I hope Trump chokes on his next overly ketchuped chip the chinless, slobby paedophile. The Supreme Court can all fuck themselves. Biden can fuck himself, the fucking bitch that he is, he genuinely watched January 6th unfold and his response was basically a furrowed brow and then a ‘we should all heal’ motto, fuck that they’re treasonous far right lunatics, he should have used every fucking power he had available to completely fuck them. He should have codified Roe v Wade, AOC was spot on he asks for support from Dems for his next presidential campaign but what the fuck has he done to deserve it? He’s watched Trump and his legion of fucking psychos turn the cart over, piss and spunk all over it, flip everyone off, and once he got the power to do something about it he basically tutted and acted like it was a normal switch of government. He’s failed us. The Republicans have used every dirty trick in the book to get us here, the Democrats are unwilling to do anything and are trying to take some high road on it, it’s already cost women abortion rights, and removed a shit ton of checks and balances about gerrymandering, this avalanche will continue from the “Supreme Court” as we will see the removal of gay marriage federally and contraceptives (hence the national rush on Plan B pills). The fucking zealots have won and the Dems have sat on their fucking hands, along with Republicans who were too fucking cowardly to risk losing their seats. The country is fucked tbh, absolutely fucked, despite all the rights being torn away and removal of checks and balances dumb country bumpkins are screaming on about how high gas prices are all Biden’s fault - I genuinely think he will lose, they can’t let him run again they just can’t as he will lose. I think I mentioned on here that the day of the Ulvade school shooting my wife told me she wanted us to leave this country, and after this Roe v Wade decision I’m fully on board. Even if I didn’t have a daughter I don’t think I could stomach it anymore, it’s just fucking insanity these people genuinely believe there’s people out there getting abortions (even fucking late term ones) as if it’s a form of birth control, I can’t even read or listen to their bullshit any more. It’s an anti-woman law, it’s a stop fucking working and get back in the kitchen law, it’s not “pro-life” the very mention of that makes my stomach turn because it implies the other side is pro-death they also don’t give a flying fuck about life once that person is born, not a single fuck. Just look at the “pro-life” attitude to planned parenthood- they aim to defund it and attack their locations, does the organization aid women who have made the difficult choice to have an abortion? Yes, but they do fucking so much more - they offer impoverished communities support by giving information and access to doctors for pregnant women or for those who have young kids, they give contraception out and anonymous advice to people on safe sex and how to not end up pregnant, they give women resources and information about all things to do with their pregnancy, periods, etc etc, it’s basically an organization that aims to keep people safe and healthy, so sure “pro-life” want rid of that. Some of the responses to tweets like this show there’s no hope tbh: Like I say, it’ll be Gay marriage, contraception and then probably civil rights acts next “make America great again” = let’s get back to the 1950’s when white men could do what the fuck they wanted, women stayed at home and other races cowered. I’m at the point where if I hear someone voted Republican I automatically think they’re a cunt, you flat out cannot shrug all this shit off and think it’s an acceptable choice for some tedious reason like Biden is a bellend, or whatever else - the Republican Party is now anti democracy to add to their usual anti-progress stance. They used to just want to pull the ladder up after themselves, now they’re actively taking to burning other peoples ladders down. Sorry for the rant, I’m just so fucking angry about this. This country is gone. “It’s just giving the power to the states” pedantic fucking pricks can go do one too, no it’s giving the power to complete fucking lunatics and you all know it, why give power to less qualified and less equipped people? Admittedly as a British person I find the whole States rights thing to be mostly backwards fucking bollocks.

No decent videos on YouTube to do her justice? Here at the MF Wank Bank© we're always open, 24/7.

My one request lads. If we are gonna do this, can we maybe do it a week or a day before the actual match, and not in the hour leading up to kick-off.

Must. Not. Deviate. From. Prepared. Questions

You had a wank didn't you?

Think I’ve found @thebrokendoll’s Twitter account

He is 67, so it might just be a coincidence it's happened when we have new owners.

Makes you think.

Genuine retirement or have the club decided on an upgrade? Either way he has become part of the furniture, it’s a pity to see him go.

fucks sake, looks like I dropped my guard second line down there in inverted commas. mind you, I'm slightly more concerned you're referring to the original tweet and you think I dress like that twat!

MF waking up to that last post.

That’s the most CT’ish non CT post I’ve ever seen on here

Sounds shite

in their 1400 post, week old, sixth edition since october sportswashing thread there appears to be two new contributors. sweep, a supposed newcastle supporter who agrees with everything they say or even manages to surpass their vitriol for our club. I mean, I can't believe for one second even if you were a bastion of human rights, the last place on earth you'd choose to go and discuss it would be the football messageboard of a shithole town renowned for its bigotry and contempt for anyone born outside their midden, particularly foreigners. very suspect. the re-emergence of zig81, the angriest man on the internet who flounced with his boyfriend reiver to not606 at time of the great dell/penelope cruz debacle. think the insane cunt used to have the rifle infantry cap badge as his avatar and claimed his anger issues were a result of ptsd. already offering to meet up with folk in the bird in washington for a dust up. fucking hilarious, to quote the great lulu, it's only a matter of time before his heart goes boom bang a BANG.

Is that withAussie commentary though? Because if it is…

Philistines.

What made me laugh is he mentioned the 'crazy fans' about 5 times then the guy asks 'what do you know about the fans here' ffs you spanner, fucking listen to the lad.

Wor lass was so generous enough to get me a membership for next season and I’m 40 quid out of pocket for the privilege. Despite the fact we’ll always be at work when tickets go on sale and will probably not get to a one if we play well again. 40 quid to get 15% off in a shit bar I never go to. Great

When even the Chinese are taking the piss out of you it’s time to quit.

How would anyone know if a GP was disrupted? All the spectators would be asleep anyway

Proper end of an era

Looks like the source was a Spanish journalist and we finished in the bottom half last year so maybe? He’d be some player to have as CF and cover for the wings tbh.

Simple, you persuade him he starts with Shelvey on the bench. Shouldn’t take that much convincing

Pirate Gold of Adak Island. @Christmas Tree this will be bang up your street. Bunch of absolute misfits who wear full camo for some unknown reason metal detecting for lost pirate gold on an Alaskan Island. Six episodes. Netflix.

The KLF: Chaos, Magic and the Band who Burned a Million Pounds https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00EEBDFA8/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_AHK4KWJZQZVX2ZR3W3BE @Alex @thebrokendoll You both might like this if you haven't read it. I haven't but the bloke is on Adam Buxton's podcast which I'm listening to as I saw your posts. Could be a beautiful serendipitous moment or you could both ignore it like a pair of cunts, see if I fucking care.

If is to a lower ranked team in England I bet is Arsenal.

Also, how convenient that after we ended our interest due to being stuffed about by his agent that he comes out publically declaring he wants to stay at the club. Trying to make it look like he turned us down. Good luck with that given the club was only too willing to sell you.

The number of my dopey mates I've set up with this, it's a piece of piss. I can coach you all through it. You'll be like three little Firestick Joelintons by the end of it.

Full HD, no last minute dropped stream dramas, I'm your man. You've just got to have the balls.

Well said. Come to Oz. Weather is much better and we have just dumped our own Trump lite. Not worth going back to the UK because that's the way it's going there, although I doubt even Johnson will go as far as the Republicans have gone. Of course Gemmill will think I mean NZ 😎

He's probably on stupid money though.

Seeing Ghodoussi and Ashworth pictured with new players is, unsurprisingly, a lot more reassuring and professional looking than having Penfold and the Hamburgler McBacontits hanging off them.

I’m waaay too pleased they’ve actually done that than I should be.

Club Twittist-“ So Sven, we want you to walk up a dark corridor, naked, then put the shirt on, whilst we film it all from behind… ok?” SAB… “ You guysh know Sven Adult Botman is jusht a nickname, don’t you?”

Holly molly!

Ekitike turned us down because he’s a MLF, he’s just waiting the next takeover when there will be billions to spend, my mate met him on holiday and reckons he thinks theyre bigger than Barca, FTM six in a row

Every day of their lives, rent free.

ReadyToGroom reckons Craig Hope is being paid by the Saudis and is doing a character assassination on Ekitike because he turned us down.

“ Got one over on some Maggie bastids last night- spent the entire night pretending to be one of them…”