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I find it all a bit odd to be honest. living in cheltenham I rarely cross paths with any mackems so I've got little to gauge them on since the takeover other than rtg. the last time I spoke to one was at the shepherd and shepherdess at beamish post the leicester game and he was very philosophical about our potential future and expressed his envy that it wasnt them. I appreciate I shouldn't really be saying this what with me being an old cunt now and I apologise for getting all essembee on yo asses, however.... I'd love to be exile's 'mag I met on a dog walk in the brecons' (or any other fucking mackem for that matter) whose opening gambit was to call me scum (or start hitting me with a plastic sword) before announcing I was complicit in the murder of children, stoning rape victims and chucking gays off tower blocks as seems to be the case for nufc supporters who visit their messageboard. in the unlikely event this was replicated in real life, they'd very soon realise that despite me advancing years I'm still more than capable of planting my forehead very firmly on the bridge of their fucking nose.

ask the cunts why despite heading towards 100,000 posts of outrage about ksa on a football messageboard in 9 months why, wearside amnesty's facebook page has a total of 150 follows.... https://m.facebook.com/WearsideAmnesty/community/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=0 ask the cunts why despite rtg seemingly being a haven for the good and righteous why it is that wearside amnesty's twitter page has only racked up 60 followers in the 7 years since it began tweeting...... https://mobile.twitter.com/wearsideamnesty because it could easily be misconstrued that they're not quite the guardians of morality they like to portray they are.

Just Rockpooling mate.

just popped over, honestly man @The Fish, why do you put yourself through that? there's no hope of reasoned debate on there, you've got more chance of getting a blow job off the man in the moon.

They’re too busy posting in that thread tbf

Funnily enough, their lack of a large Championship contingent in their squad is why they’ll get relegated

I bet he doesn’t put any money on it though.

Here's a player, now here's all the reasons why we shouldn't sign him. Good work Polarboy, ya big Jabroni. This is why I didn't believe any shit about our transfer budget. We're in the enviable position of having the funds and the FFP wiggle room to buy players who're interested and available. Plus because of the neglect to the squad for fucking ages, most of the new signings know they're likely joining as first team regulars. Honestly, I think the only things slowing us down are getting shot of the deadwood like Gayle, Clark etc. and we're not going to be taken for fools by clubs or agents e.g. Ekitike. If Paqueta and Diaby are available at the right price and want to come, we could definitely buy both. Since Oct 21 we've spent £190m on players with 4-5yr deals (bar Trippier and Wood). So we've still a fair amount of wiggle room in FFP terms.

As I was going around picking my dogs shit out of the garden this morning my mind immediately likened this painful job to picking a Tory Leader. Some logs pick up better than others and some soggy ones stuck to the grass. But at the end of the day its all just shit.

They're all fucking shit. It's like being asked which life-threatening illness do you desire and that you must select one.

Aye what the fuck is Laurens on about? Too good for us soon? He was too good for us when we signed him, same as Trippier, that’s why we bought them. I think one of the weirder things about this takeover has been some of these journalists almost acting as if it hasn’t happened, they see us sign players who have clearly been told the ambitions and steps of the project to convince them to come and act like the players see it as a stepping stone. A player like Bruno Guimeraes didn’t need a stepping stone club…

177 pages in just over 2 weeks.

He really is becoming one of these ITK accounts, says something vague about likely no signings for a week and then if it passes sounds out the “like I said” tweet. We’re trying to sign £50m players, it’s going to take time he was acting like everyone was taking the week off to pat themselves on the back .

Speaking of which

Bet against their rivals? That's 'mag behaviour'.

Bryan Ferry reflecting on where it started to go wrong?

If Mordaunt passes her interview with Murdoch she’ll likely win

A challenger appears. No, me neither.

I bet he does also work for HR tbh

The number one sesh gremlin in an NE postcode. Everyone else has just been put on notice

Exile is still jealous as fuck.

You all take the piss but he’s made a career out of how 12 year olds spend their summer holidays

Because it's a communicable yet preventable disease for which a safe and effective vaccine is readily available. Much like meningitis. There is absolutely no reason, barring allergy, why anyone eligible should not have their meningitis vaccination. You wouldn't twist if I suggested that PL players who couldn't find new clubs because they didn't have meningitis vaccinations ought to stop complaining and go and get their jabs. So why quibble over COVID? But I'll go one further and say that it's part of the price of entry. Clubs do not want to invest in players who they might lose to a random, uncontrollable COVID outbreak at a vital point in the season. Therefore, the players in question can either a) Cry about it, hence "boo hoo" or b) Get vaxxed, the numb, overpaid fucking morons.

If, at this point, you want to discuss why people should be getting vaccinated, take it to PM or the Coronavirus thread.

Awkward

Dry as a bone - exactly

It’s just brilliant tbh, such a fucking absurd opinion presented like he’s being rational about it. He likely also thinks they will get promotion the thick cunt.

Went to our closest friends for dinner tonight. I come from one of the roughest estates in Leeds and my friend the same. We have both managed to do well at school and get ourselves a job where we have worked our way to a decent wage. During the Pandemic he decided to start out on his own. We now both live in the more affluent area's of Leeds. In reality we should be both voting Tory, but I would rathe chop of my cock and have it poked by Robert Maudsley than vote for them cunts. Anyways, we are sat in their garden tonight having tea. My wife and I are god parents to their children. Whilst mum and dad are cooking dinner we are playing and messing about, Next door are having a BBQ. I have met next door several times. They pop around with wine and start chatting about the weekend, kids etc. My god daughter said to neighbour 'Uncle x was laughing at Boris being a criminal and you like him don't you?' He quickly went out and we never saw them again I am glad my close friends never forget where their roots are.

He wears those Balenciaga trainers with everything

yeah but i'll settle for paquetta, arsensio or diaby plus a striker

While we’re at it, where the fuck are Arsenal getting all their money from? They haven’t been in the champions league for a while, they just gave Abamayang away for nowt, spent £50m on Jesus and now they’re going to drop another £50m on Paqueta. Where’s the FFP police on this one, eh? Chicken nonce cunt

I thought that said MONG on the shorts for a moment, oddly although not PC it made perfect sense.

Boo hoo. Get vaxxed you numb, overpaid fucking morons.

Well it was historically in Co Durham, which belongs to Sunderland

Sunlun, fucking basquet case i Stole the design from the Sewpamarine Hocklefire designed in Roker

Makes you think.

I’m not sure what is more far fetched….that a mafioso would have any knowledge of or interest in SAFC, or that this idiot has travelled further than Washington Services.