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This is my recollection of events, yes. 👑 I was back in Mainz on Friday and they've even opened a handy shop in my honour now (or is it a randy shop? )

Paying tribute to the great man.

Am I correct in remembering that Mainz were formed as a tribute to our own @Meenzer #mlf #specialrelationship #handsacrossthesea

Gen X handing over to millennials…..we’re about to be governed by someone around ewerk’s age but with classier vowel sounds

It's quite possible that one of them went on the piss and forgot all about the vote. Not sure who though.

Great photo of the corner, if you look closely you can see @PaddockLad standing on a concrete barrier starting the singing off.

Well I didn't expect you to be leading the bed wetter brigade this season.

I’d seen £35-40m at the time but it’s undisclosed from the looks of it. Feel free to only focus on one throw away comparison, regardless all of my points still stand, a player of Diaby’s caliber is comfortably worth £50m in the current market if Bailey was £30m and Buendia around £38m. It’s true that we may only spend that due to the owners, but the FFP argument is bollocks by Edwards. The same bloke said we’d spend fuck all in January while we were trying to pay ~£100m for Botman, Ekitike, and Carlos

Can you spot my piss patch?

Surprised you haven’t acquired a second hand fridge to sleep in

Ah yes, the great pro-European, anti-monarchist, liberal democrat, Liz Truss. She has her principles, and if you don't like them she has others.

They're just massive cunts on one big distraction mission while they get to rule and live as masters doing very well for themselves, friends and family.

So that's my problem

If we have £50m left to spend to improve our biggest glaring needs from last season when we spent pretty much that on a CB and a GK, two positions we could have easily left this window, then our lot are mental tbh. Since they’ve shown they know the areas needed to improve, and have brought in Howe and the highly rated Ashworth I’ve got far more faith that someone like Luke Edwards is the mental one. Remember Edwards started the window saying £60m, then changed his mind and said £80m after the Botman & Ekitike links, now he’s saying another £50m on top of what we’ve spent. Edwards also claims the club have been shocked at the quoted prices, it’s something else that I simply do not believe. They’re supposedly after Diaby, a 23 year old French international who had 17 goals and 11 assists in the Bundesliga last year - Leon Bailey cost around the quoted price with half those goal involvements. The other target is Paqueta who is a 24 year old Brazilian international with 33 caps in a Brazil side that have a great opportunity to win the World Cup. If you take Luke’s claims as true that they basically spent half the budget on nice to have players rather than immediate needs, and that they’re baffled those two players have asking prices in the £40m-£60m range then we shouldn’t have much faith in Ashworth and the rest as that’s all fucking mental. The more likely case is they’re feeding Edwards and others this in an attempt to strengthen their position in negotiations.

The same goes for me tbf

Mr positivity strikes again. Iirc he wrote a similar article about Botman didn’t he? Maybe he’s right, but if he is our transfer team need to start targeting players that have valuations in the range they’re willing to pay, I get working towards your number 1 targets but we should maybe start to look for a Burn style signing in our forward positions as it would be ideal to get players in for a good chunk of pre season.

Oi dickhead, I'm not even 40 yet. I'll not argue your second point mind.

Fucking hell, I feel old now, cheers.

Aye but youse have pools and that. We have fat pasty lad and lasses walking round with not enough clothes on, sweating everywhere.

27 degrees?

A big signing for the right wing would be my preference. Imo we have absolutely nothing to offer in that position, I know people on Twitter get upset by this type of opinion but last season we got 5 goals and 4 assists from Fraser, Almiron, and Murphy from nearly 80 starts collectively. I think a right winger also stretches the field, it’ll stop this doubling and triple marking of ASM which will give him far more one v ones.

I'm sorry to interrupt this work legislation discussion, but this is important content.

Aye, they are all horrible twats. At the end of the day getting rid of Johnson and getting one of these in is like shitting your pants but changing your shirt.

39'06" ascent today. 11th fastest behind 10 dopers errrrrrr

I also like the look of Harrison. I do wonder there's any incentive for Leeds to sell him though. As Howay mentions, they're newly minted and already down their two best players. Jessie Blue Jeans isn't gonna stand for too many more sales.

I think she wins if she’s in the final two. Most of the membership would probably regularly knock one off to her if they could still get it up

They're not even suggesting we're after him. The article is basically "all this talk of Isak made me think of this other lad".

With the exception of Mordaunt and Tugendhat the candidates are all political pygmies promoted well above their level of competence by Johnson. The problem for the Tories is that they went all in for the short term boost that Johnson gave them and ignored the inevitable medium to long term decline of their party and now they're set to reap what they have sown.

Key point being he isn't getting an extension and Madrid are eager to cash in

Sometimes I find your nihilism disturbing.

I'm all in on Truss, she's so fucking useless should be a meme fest. Country is fucked either way so let's go for laughs

Well tbf, us and the baby boomers have proper fucked things up. Still, do you like the sound of that drawbridge being pulled up millenials? Oh, and enjoy the hot weather. How do you like them apples?

It's fucking freezing here atm, you try riding to work in the rain when it's 6 degrees!

i am virus free gloom vs covid went a bit like this

got a feeling the striker search is the one that will drag on till the end of the window.

Liz Truss hasn't been required to speak in public yet but she launches her campaign today. Expect some insanely stupid shit to fall out of her face, especially in the Q and A where she's required to think on her feet.

Plenty of those around (not just me either)

Thing is, polling amongst the public shows this isn't even a top 10 issue. But then I guess like Brexit, they will make it an issue. Whilst the country burns economically.

It’s hasta la vista baby as his contract is up at the end of the season

All written by Renton. Used his left hand for a bit. Used it to make some of the writing look different too

Can any of the behave on holiday? Bloody hell.