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36 in my office in Croydon , i've sent everyone home I never went in That's proper management @Craig

The guy managing Blyth Spartans twitter feed was losing the will to live on Saturday....

The new Rich Energy Racing colours are unveiled by the latest “team member”

You can be damn sure that when Billy has pre-paid for his £15 a day rent a desk workspace he's going to use it.

Absolutely we should criticise their mistakes and missteps, but with 6 weeks left in the window, it'd be too harsh to judge this window negatively. Especially as we've signed a good left back, an upgrade on our first choice 'keeper and one of the most exciting young CBs in Europe. There will be a little naivety, e.g. Ekitike He wasn't massively keen on the move in January, plus Reims didn't want to sell. I don't think I would have spent as much time trying to agree terms with him, I'd probably have called off the pursuit earlier. I think Ashworth and now Eales will provide better guidance because of their experience. There's 6 weeks to go, plenty of time to bring in someone we've been linked with, but also available capital to take advantage of the carnage that tends to happen at the end of the window. I fully expect us to sign 2 players who ply their trade at the business end of the pitch. It might be a winger and an attacking midfielder, or it might be a striker and another. Either way I can't imagine we're done, not by a long stretch.

That, and there's also the little matter of them not actually existing 😂

Aye CT is the type to leave his wife in the car while he runs into Aldi to get some milk. Next thing you know she can hear the Jaws music in her head as she watches her husband wearing a kayak like a fucking hat trying to weave between cars on his way back to her.

I know it's said tongue in cheek, but I don't think it's bedwetting to critique our transfer policy. It doesn't mean you aren't happy with the owners or that you want Ashley back. I'm not sure it's healthy to put the club on such a pedestal that everyone connected is infallible and can't be questioned about anything. We had a cracking 2nd half to last season and a great transfer window. Burn, Trippier and Targett massively improved the defence. Bruno and Joelinton massively improved the midfield. The clear deficit in the squad was with the front 3. Wilson is injury prone. Wood is hopeless and Murphy/Almiron/ASM/Fraser provide little in the way of goals or assists. 2 1/2 weeks away from the start of the new season and we've added a CB and a GK to last seasons squad. We seem to have wasted a lot of time looking at Diaby, Nunez, Isak etc. just hoping their clubs will half their asking prices. Time to start looking at at people we can afford...

That’s why he got it in a size XS, so it’s three quarter sleeves. Always thinking Adam P.

32c? Best break out the long sleeved keeper top.

The fucking state of that bint, man. It’s a joke she’s anywhere near being an MP, let alone part of the Cabinet.

Maybe best to keep your head down for a little bit.

“Eeeyah aaahv found it Bill, somewun just left it behind this skip” “Dirty Mick I never doubted you, I’m promoting you to the commercial team!” ”gerrin, what’s that” ”oh you’ll figure it out, now give me that fucking sandwich you found, it’s completely vital to my purchase of Sunderland”

This really doesn't sound like a good idea CT. Or knowing you you're creating an online alibi for yourself right now, buying some life assurance, and in a few weeks times the headlines will be "Boldon man, missing at sea, last scene on inflatable kayak." Panama hat washed ashore.

CT’s next “garden sofa”.

Please tell me that April Fools has been delayed this year.

The Beeb at it again. Where do they get off putting this halfling cunt taller than anyone else in the shot? Even during the debate, he was situated at one end of a semicircle, closer to the audience so that he wouldn't appear as much of a fucking Brandywine with a tan. If I were Truss I'd 100% be drawing attention to it every chance I got. "Rishi, that's an idea ill-benefiting a man of your stature." "Rishi, don't get short-tempered, the national debt is towering over you, along with every fucker else." "Rishi, do you ever have dreams about being kidnapped by orcs and taken to Isengard?"

Got a little database of stuff on here?

I still haven’t seen anyone handling a wheat beer worse than Fish in the Union Rooms in 2006 btw

think ct needs to look beyond the hat and aim for the country itself. never been tried before.

Did you take the kayak?

Why didn't they just work from home? #NoLaptops #UsingtheJobcentrePrinter #SmallCaravan #CantShopliftfromhome

#bankrupt #highcourtinjunction

#business #heat #sun #sweaty #dripping #stinking

You've kept that quiet

tremendous! I'm on such a roll at the minute I'd probably manage to upset them if bought a kite.

"I don't care if your procession for the reincarnation of 16th Lama is centuries old, The van stays put until I've paddled this bastard kayak down that river."

That’s beautiful. Would love to have the storage, transport, money and time to do it justice. You’ll have to settle for a 2nd hand inflatable

Grealish is thicker than a castle wall, isn’t he?

Just went over to RTG for a quick look. Wished I hadn’t. First thread “Players who are shite” (correct answer: all of them). Second thread NUFC sportswashing (now up to a gazillion pages). It’s more like a therapy tool for window lickers and manic depressives than a football messageboard. Haven’t they got any better to do? Actually probably not.

That’s two hobbies

Am watching ewerk’s folks on countryfile talk about livestock…. “ HIGH NIGH BRINE KYE SO IT IS” etc etc

Maybe they’re from Hebburn

It makes me aggressive and abusive, naturally I drink it by the gallon

Rangers fans were singing this last year, the young'uns just copy others now. No gumption as Joe Harvey once said to Bobby Moncur one balmy night in Budapest, once. /HMHM/Ryder.

Viz top tip. Save money on holidaying abroad and that great feeling the holidays just begone by wairing for the hottest day of the year, drawing the curtains, dressing in linen clothes, sunglasses, and having a few mini-bootles of beer, wine, or spirits. Then open your front door and feel the blast of hot air. Voila, you're transported to Alicante airport, with that mouthwatering expectation of 14 days in the Benidorm sun. For 3 seconds.

Sunak and Truss pull out of the debates because the party is supposedly concerned about damage to its image when they all have a go at one another. Funny that the party wasn't that fussed about its image for the past three years while cunto at No. 10 was pulling all manner of shit.

Look, maybe it's one of the symptoms. I've never had it so I wouldn't know.

@Craig I ♥️ toontasric memes TM.

You can do what you like. Just avoid people.

This, he'll not play/start games much I wouldn't have thought, why rock the boat, armband on the pitch will be Tripper or maybe Wilson.

PIF/English player premium. I think Harrison would be a success here. Strikes me as a grafter without too much of an ego. In the mould of a Burn, Targett, Richie. 18 goals from midfield in 2 seasons is pretty much what our entire midfield had managed in the same period

Truss has an amazing Thunderbirds vibe mind !